My Life as a Teenage Robot

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My Life as a Teenage Robot is an animated TV show on Nickelodeon about the misadventures of a robot with the mind of a teenager.

Contents

Season 1[edit]

It Came from Next Door / Pest Control [1.1][edit]

Raggedy Android / Class Action [1.2][edit]

Brad: This year Tuck's gonna face his fears and ride the Ferris Wheel!
Jenny: Tuck's afraid of heights?
Brad: No, giant wheels. Anything bigger than a car tire gives him the heebie-jeebies.
Tuck: But this year, I'm gonna beat Mr. Ferris and his Giant Hoop of Horror!

Brad: (about Jenny) Come on Doc, I'm sure no one will notice her.
Dr. Wakeman: (skeptical) A six and a half foot mechanical girl, and no one will notice?

Jenny: Please, Mom. There's gotta be some way I can go.
Dr. Wakeman: I'm sorry, XJ-9. (Jenny starts simmering)
Brad: Tuck, we'd better go.
Tuck: Aw, but I wanna see the fight.
Jenny: (getting really mad) You never let me do...ANYTHING I WANT! WORK! WORK! WORK! I never get to have any fun! If you don't let me go, I'll...I'll...
Dr. Wakeman: Don't you raise you lasers to me, young lady!
Jenny: (starts crying her eyes out)

Attack of the 5 1/2 Ft. Geek / Doom with a View [1.3][edit]

(Sheldon is being thrown across the room by a bunch of bullies)

Jenny: Excuse me, I need to speak with the young man you're terrorizing?

Ear No Evil / Unlicensed Flying Object [1.4][edit]

Alien Karl: (as he and his wife walk back to their UFO) Yeah, well personally, I can't wait to get off this hick planet. Bunch of rip-off artists, these earthlings. Five bucks for a cup of coffee. No extraterrestrial discount at the hotel. And I know that bellboy stole my tricorder!

Mrs. Wakeman: Earrings? I designed a state-of-the-art, crime-fighting robot, not some simple mannequin to hang with googols and gimcrackery!

Party Machine / Speak No Evil [1.5][edit]

Jenny: Your little girl is growing up.
Mrs. Wakeman: You're right XJ9. Well technically you're wrong because you're a robot and will remain a teenager forever, but metaphorically, you're absolutely right.

Jenny: How is it, again, that you know the Minutians will land here?
Mrs. Wakeman: They always land here. Why do you think I moved here?

See No Evil / The Great Unwashed [1.6][edit]

The Return of the Raggedy Android / The Boy Who Cried Robot [1.7][edit]

Sibling Tsunami / I Was a Preschool Dropout [1.8][edit]

Hostile Makeover / Grid Iron Glory [1.9][edit]

Brad: My only battle today is between my urge to gorge on chocolate and my desire to be zit-free for school photos tomorrow.

(during the football game)
Jenny: Are we the only ones left?
Brad: All that's left standing.
Jenny: But, what about Dominelli?
Brad: Broken scapula.
Jenny: Thomas?
Brad: They ripped his butt off.
Jenny: Sanchez?
Brad: Fractured toe.--70.29.236.105 23:28, 3 April 2012 (UTC)
Jenny: Parkins?
Brad: Inner-cranial dislocation.
Jenny: Lopez?
Brad: Real bad owwie.
Jenny: Cruz?
Brad: Comatose, but he wasn't much of a talker anyway.

Dressed To Kill / Shell Game [1.10][edit]

Daydream Believer / This Time With Feeling [1.11][edit]

Jenny: (gushing) Oh my gosh, and then I enjoyed a glass of juice for the first time - orange juice! It tasted like apple! Then Don and I sat in a hot tub, and I didn't electrocute him!
Brad: You know, Jenn, dreams are more fun to have than to hear about.

Jenny: I can turn my dream off anytime I want to. I'm in total control.
Brad: Is that why you've been jumping on desks and riding drinking fountains?

Jenny: [When she sees her teacher coming up to her with a piece of paper saying she failed because of her being loud] Uh oh.

Saved by the Shell / Tradeshow Showdown [1.12][edit]

The Wonderful World of Wizzly / Call Hating [1.13][edit]

(after all the park robots have go wild)
Tuck: Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Jennifer.

Jenny: That was horrible!
Brad: Okay, the waterfall was pretty weak. Just consider it a warm up for what's to come.
Jenny: A warm up?
Brad: Sure, ya gotta start somewhere.
Tuck: And the rest of the rides only get better.
Jenny: (upset) And do the rest of these rides make fools out of robots too?
Brad: What are you talking about?
Jenny: I'm talking about hydrolic surges forced into your hips to make them shake. Do you have any idea what that can do to a ball and socket joint?
Brad: Come on, Jenny, it's all in good fun!
Jenny: Yeah, fun for the humans! How'd you like to sing some stupid song over and over all day long?

Season 2[edit]

Robot For All Seasons [2.1][edit]

Note: There is a scene when Todd Sweeney is in Jenny's Bellybolt

Future Shock / Humiliation 101 [2.2][edit]

Last Action Zero / Mind Over Matter [2.3][edit]

Mind over Matter - Jenny is convinced to beat her new enemy she needs to take other forms, when none seem to work, Jenny thinks she can't be upgraded

Note: When Jenny says that bolts and upgrades aren't important, her head bolts burst and her brain falls onto the pavement

Love 'Em or Leash 'Em / Teen Team Time [2.4][edit]

Sister Sledgehammer / Pajama Party Prankapalooza [2.5][edit]

Sister Sledgehammer - the Cluster turns Jenny into a huge mind-controlled monster and only her sisters can save her

Dancing With My Shell / Around the World in Eighty Pieces [2.6][edit]

(after trying to dance with the SilverShell as he runs back into the gym again)
Jenny (XJ9): I've heard of playing hard to get, but hard to hang on to?!

Brad: (while escaping in the mini-jet from a flock of flying animals) What is this place?!
Sheldon: It's evolution gone mad!!

(after discussing how to find Jenny's pieces)
Tuck: Are you sure Dr. Wakeman will loan her mini-jet to a dwarf, two teens, and a disembodied head?

Armagedroid / Killgore [2.7][edit]

(about all the people around)
Jenny: Wow Killgore. How many people did you tell about this?
Killgore: Killgore has many adoring fans, that he shall destroy!!

A Pain In My Sidekick / Crash Pad Crash [2.8][edit]

Crash Pad Crash - Jenny gets her own crib in her mom's shed but learns partying all night doesn't give her any time to do her duties Note: There is a scene when Jenny farts

Escape from Cluster Prime [2.9][edit]

Victim of Fashion [2.10][edit]

Tiff: (about Jenny's transformations) Now she has fashion growing out of her floppy drive? How're we supposed to compete with that?
Brit: Dont fret, Tiff. We've been the fashion divas of this school for too long.

Sheldon: (to Jenny) But removing your weapons system? Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Brad: Yeah, Jen. Sounds pretty risky.
Jenny: (very certain) I don't care!!! It's better to be fashionable than functional. I want a slim-down look that will make Brit and Tiff look like stuffed sausages. Take it out! Take it all out!

Designing Women / Robot Riot [2.11][edit]

Bradventure / Mama Drama [2.12][edit]

Note: This episode reveals Nora has a key to shut Jenny off

Toying with Jenny / Teenage Mutant Ninja Troubles [2.13][edit]

Teen Idol/Good Old Sheldon [2.14][edit]

Season 3[edit]

Weapons of Mass Distraction / There's No Place Like Homeschool [3.1][edit]

No Harmony with Melody/Tuckered Out [3.2][edit]

Stage Fright / Never Say Uncle [3.3][edit]

The Legion of Evil / Infectuous Personality [3.4][edit]

Agent Double-O Sheldon [3.5][edit]

Voyage to Space Biker's Planet/Queen Bee [3.6][edit]

The Bikers turn Jenny into a motorbike and Jenny travels to their planet threatening to expose their double lives if they don't change her back to normal

Puppet Bride/Historionic [3.7][edit]

Trash Talk/Who's The Fan [3.8][edit]

Girl Of Steal / Weapons Of Mass Distraction [3.9][edit]

Enclosure Of Doom/Ball and Chain [3.10][edit]

Bad Mojo In The Dojo [3.11][edit]

The Price Of Love/Mr. Indes-Tuck-Tible [3.12][edit]

External links[edit]

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