My Life as a Teenage Robot

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My Life as a Teenage Robot is a animated TV show on Nickelodeon about the misadventures of a robot with the mind of a teenager.

Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 It Came from Next Door / Pest Control [1.1] 1.2 Android / Class Action [1.2] 1.3 Attack of the 5 1/2 Ft. Geek / Doom with a View [1.3] 1.4 Ear No Evil / Unlicensed Flying Object [1.4] 1.5 Party Machine / Speak No Evil [1.5] 1.6 See No Evil / The Great Unwashed [1.6] 1.7 The Return of the Raggedy Android / The Boy Who Cried Robot [1.7] 1.8 Sibling Tsunami / I Was a Preschool Dropout [1.8] 1.9 Hostile Makeover / Grid Iron Glory [1.9] 1.10 Dressed To Kill / Shell Game [1.10] 1.11 Daydream Believer / This Time With Feeling [1.11] 1.12 Saved by the Shell / Tradeshow Showdown [1.12] 1.13 The Wonderful World of Wizzly / Call Hating [1.13] 2 Season 2 2.1 Robot For All Seasons [2.1] 2.2 Future Shock / Humiliation 101 [2.2] 2.3 Last Action Zero / Mind Over Matter [2.3] 2.4 Love 'Em or Leash 'Em / Teen Team Time [2.4] 2.5 Sister Sledgehammer / Pajama Party Prankapalooza [2.5] 2.6 Dancing With My Shell / Around the World in Eighty Pieces [2.6] 2.7 Armagedroid / Killgore [2.7] 2.8 A Pain In My Sidekick / Crash Pad Crash [2.8] 2.9 Escape from Cluster Prime [2.9] 2.10 Victim of Fashion [2.10] 2.11 Designing Women / Robot Riot [2.11] 2.12 Bradventure / Mama Drama [2.12] 2.13 Toying with Jenny / Teenage Mutant Ninja Troubles [2.13] 2.14 Teen Idol/Good Old Sheldon [2.14] 3 Season 3 3.1 Weapons of Mass Distraction / There's No Place Like Homeschool [3.1] 3.2 No Harmony with Melody/Tuckered Out [3.2] 3.3 Stage Fright / Never Say Uncle [3.3] 3.4 The Legion of Evil / Infectuous Personality [3.4] 3.5 Agent Double-O Sheldon [3.5] 3.6 Voyage to Space Biker's Planet/Queen Bee [3.6] 3.7 Puppet Bride/Historionic [3.7] 3.8 Trash Talk/Who's The Fan [3.8] 3.9 Girl Of Steal / Weapons Of Mass Distraction [3.9] 3.10 Enclosure Of Doom/Ball and Chain [3.10] 3.11 Bad Mojo In The Dojo [3.11] 3.12 The Price Of Love/Mr. Indes-Tuck-Tible [3.12] 4 External Links

[edit] Season 1

[edit] It Came from Next Door / Pest Control [1.1]

[edit] Android / Class Action [1.2]

Brad: This year Tuck's gonna face his fears and ride the Ferris Wheel!

Jenny: Tuck's afraid of heights?

Brad: No, giant wheels. Anything bigger than a car tire gives him the heebie-jeebies.

Tuck: But this year, I'm gonna beat Mr. Ferris and his Giant Hoop of Horror!

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Brad: (about Jenny) Come on Doc, I'm sure no one will notice her.

Dr. Wakeman: (skeptical) A six and a half foot mechanical girl, and no one will notice?

[edit] Attack of the 5 1/2 Ft. Geek / Doom with a View [1.3]

[edit] Ear No Evil / Unlicensed Flying Object [1.4]

Alien Karl: (as he and his wife walk back to their UFO) Yeah, well personally, I can't wait to get off this hick planet. Bunch of rip-off artists, these earthlings. Five bucks for a cup of coffee. No extraterrestrial discount at the hotel. And I know that bellboy stole my tricorder!

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Mrs. Wakeman: Earrings? I designed a state-of-the-art, crime-fighting robot, not some simple mannequin to hang with googols and gimcrackery!

[edit] Party Machine / Speak No Evil [1.5]

Jenny: Your little girl is growing up.

Mrs. Wakeman: You're right XJ9. Well technically you're wrong because you're a robot and will remain a teenager forever, but metaphorically, you're absolutely right.

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Jenny: How is it, again, that you know the Minutians will land here?

Mrs. Wakeman: They always land here. Why do you think I moved here?

[edit] See No Evil / The Great Unwashed [1.6]

[edit] The Return of the Raggedy Android / The Boy Who Cried Robot [1.7]

[edit] Sibling Tsunami / I Was a Preschool Dropout [1.8]

[edit] Hostile Makeover / Grid Iron Glory [1.9]

[edit] Dressed To Kill / Shell Game [1.10]

[edit] Daydream Believer / This Time With Feeling [1.11]

[edit] Saved by the Shell / Tradeshow Showdown [1.12]

[edit] The Wonderful World of Wizzly / Call Hating [1.13]

[edit] Season 2

[edit] Robot For All Seasons [2.1]

[edit] Future Shock / Humiliation 101 [2.2]

[edit] Last Action Zero / Mind Over Matter [2.3]

[edit] Love 'Em or Leash 'Em / Teen Team Time [2.4]

[edit] Sister Sledgehammer / Pajama Party Prankapalooza [2.5]

[edit] Dancing With My Shell / Around the World in Eighty Pieces [2.6]

(after trying to dance with the SilverShell as he runs back into the gym again)

Jenny (XJ9): I've heard of playing hard to get, but hard to hang on to?!

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Brad: (while escaping in the mini-jet from a flock of flying animals) What is this place?!

Sheldon: It's evolution gone mad!!

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(after discussing how to find Jenny's pieces)

Tuck: Are you sure Dr. Wakeman will loan her mini-jet to a dwarf, two teens, and a disembodied head?

[edit] Armagedroid / Killgore [2.7]

[edit] A Pain In My Sidekick / Crash Pad Crash [2.8]

[edit] Escape from Cluster Prime [2.9]

[edit] Victim of Fashion [2.10]

[edit] Designing Women / Robot Riot [2.11]

[edit] Bradventure / Mama Drama [2.12]

[edit] Toying with Jenny / Teenage Mutant Ninja Troubles [2.13]

[edit] Teen Idol/Good Old Sheldon [2.14]

[edit] Season 3

[edit] Weapons of Mass Distraction / There's No Place Like Homeschool [3.1]

[edit] No Harmony with Melody/Tuckered Out [3.2]

[edit] Stage Fright / Never Say Uncle [3.3]

[edit] The Legion of Evil / Infectuous Personality [3.4]

[edit] Agent Double-O Sheldon [3.5]

[edit] Voyage to Space Biker's Planet/Queen Bee [3.6]

[edit] Puppet Bride/Historionic [3.7]

[edit] Trash Talk/Who's The Fan [3.8]

[edit] Girl Of Steal / Weapons Of Mass Distraction [3.9]

[edit] Enclosure Of Doom/Ball and Chain [3.10]

[edit] Bad Mojo In The Dojo [3.11]

[edit] The Price Of Love/Mr. Indes-Tuck-Tible [3.12]

[edit] External Links

• My Life as a Teenage Robot at TV.com
• My Life as a Teenage Robot quotes at the Internet Movie Database