Neighbours (TV series)
Neighbours (1985–present), Australian soap opera.
ANdrew Barbeler 
Harold: [uncharacteristically drunk and levelling insults at Lou] Kidney thief!
Harold: [doing a rap for a coffee shop commercial under the guise of "Afro Harold"] It's Harold here. I'm in the House, of the Coffee shop where the food is Grouse. There's sandwiches and lasagne too Served with a smile, that part is true I'm keepin' it real, you get a great deal On a yummy snack, and that isn't wack The food is great, we're open till late. So don't be a McGuffin, come butter my muffin. Yo!
[Madge is preparing to leave hospital] Harold: Don't we need clearance or something? Madge: Harold, I'm not an aircraft.
after a lecture from Madge] Toadie: I'll have a coffee thanks Madge, hold the arsenic.
Jarrod "Toadfish" Rebecchi 
Toadie: Will you marry me? Dee: What? Toadie: You heard. Dee: Yep. Toadie: What? Dee: You heard.
Toadie: I've been thinking about our love life. Joel: Sorry mate, you're not my type.
Toadie: You know, that woman is an insult to fruitcakes.
Stingray Timmins 
Stingray: Cake taker!
Stingray: Oh man! I'm such a hockey puck!
Stingray: I dropped my dacks! Nothing embarrasses me!
[Last Words] Cop Ya.