Ocean's Thirteen

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Ocean's Thirteen is a 2007 film in which Danny Ocean rounds up the boys for a third heist, after casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses one of the original eleven, Reuben Tishkoff.

Directed by Steven Soderbergh. Written by Brian Koppelman and David Levien.
What are the odds of getting even? 13 to one.taglines


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[edit] Danny Ocean

  • You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better, Willy.
  • [to Rusty before leaving] You should settle down. Have a couple of kids.

[edit] Rusty Ryan

  • [to Danny before he leaves] Next time, try keeping the weight off in between.
  • Could you make it any more complicated?
  • [Referring to Linus' facial prop] Oh I told him that the nose plays... the nose plays.

[edit] Linus Caldwell

  • [about his prosthetic nose] It is not a prop for prop's sake!
  • [Linus is talking to his dad on the phone] No, the Brody can work! What, just because you have the greatest cover known to man, you have to tell me what to do? Congratulations! No, maybe you are getting soft! [Danny puts his hand out for the phone] No, I won't put Danny on. [Rusty puts his hand out for the phone] Or Rusty. Just-Goodbye, Dad!
  • [At the airport, homage to real life] I guess I'll see you when I see you
  • I'm so deep into Pepperage I am him.

[edit] Willie Bank

  • You know, you're half smart, Ocean.
  • Oh, I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose lose. And they lose big.
  • I don't want the labor pains, I just want the baby!
  • [To Danny Ocean] Some people I take seriously tell me you are a serious guy.

[edit] Others

  • Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.
  • Saul Bloom: Kensington Chubb here!
  • Reuben Tishkoff: We'll talk about it when I'm dead.
  • Roman Nagel: You're analog players in a digital world. You're done.
  • Roman Nagel You're like the Morecombe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while
  • Yen: Shit! Shit! Shit!
  • Saul Bloom: (Talking to Willie Bank as Kensington chubb) Well, so far, this establishment is of, Aces!
  • Willie Bank: Oh, good, The Ace of Diamonds, I hope.

[edit] Dialogue

Reuben Tishkoff: So... where's the partner's desk gonna be?
Willie Bank: Oh, there is no partner's desk, Reuben. You're out.
Reuben Tishkoff: What? Are you gonna throw me off the roof?
Willie Bank: Well, I don't want to.
Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises...
Danny Ocean: I don't think that is what she meant.
Rusty Ryan: You think?
Danny Ocean: So she dropped the remote...
Rusty Ryan: And I put the towel back on.
Danny Ocean: Well, those are the waters.
Rusty Ryan: So then she says, "What did I do?" and I say, "What do I look like, a pancake eater?"
Danny Ocean: Hmm. So you left it there on the floor?
Rusty Ryan: Right on the floor.
Danny Ocean: Till when?
Rusty Ryan: Next morning.
Danny Ocean: [Nods] Good.
Danny Ocean: What did you say?
Rusty Ryan: What could I say?
Danny Ocean: Nothing.
Rusty Ryan: That's what I said.
Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...
Danny Ocean: Sure.
Rusty Ryan: But they're also...
Danny Ocean: That's right.
Danny Ocean: That's your idea?
Linus Caldwell: Well, we've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've searched every... I mea... We've talked to everybody we can trust. I know it's not a great idea but it is an idea and I think as long as we have one idea we shouldn't give up.
Rusty Ryan: I was really hoping to avoid that this time.
Turk Malloy: I don't care if it gets messy.
Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.
Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.
Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.
Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...
Danny Ocean: But...
Danny Ocean: Even though Bank stepped over the line, we need to do what is best for Reuben, which means we offer Bank a "Billy Martin."
Turk Malloy: And, what? He takes it and gets away with it?
Linus Caldwell: Those are the rules.
Basher Tarr: No, those are the rules for someone who understands the rules, which Bank don't. He already broke them. So he don't get the chance.
Frank Catton: For Reuben...I think we give him a chance.
Willie Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.
Danny Ocean: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.
Danny Ocean: Couldn't we just shut it off, you know, cut the wires?
Roman Nagel: That could work. Even better, you could just kick the plug right out of the socket!
Danny Ocean: I'm serious-
Roman Nagel: No, short of walking in with a bloody magnetron around your neck- You do know what a magnetron is?
Danny Ocean: [pause] Something that screws up the Grecco?
Roman Nagel: Short of that...I...[laughs] I can't believe I am even talking about this, because...this is a problem!
Danny Ocean: That's what I said.
Rusty Ryan: But if we could-
Roman Nagel: No, there is no 'if'! It can not be shut off! I mean, you need a real natural disaster, an act of God!
Rusty Ryan: But if we could beat it-
Roman Nagel: You can't.
Rusty Ryan: But if we could-
Roman Nagel: You can't.
Rusty Ryan: You could.
Roman Nagel: [Gives them a look] Don't flatter.
Danny Ocean: Look, IF we could shut it off, how long would it take to reboot?
Roman Nagel: Because it's so sophisticated, 3 and a half minutes. [Danny and Rusty look at each other]
Danny Ocean: Might be enough.
Rusty Ryan: Pick your natural disaster.
Danny Ocean: They built 'em smaller back then.
Rusty Ryan: They seemed big.
Danny Ocean: Town's changed.
Basher Tarr: [Pretending to be a stunt biker] Mr. Bank. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one two three four?
Willie Bank: What did he say?
Basher Tarr: [Lifting a finger up for each word] Pay me my money!
Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?
Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a pepper.
Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah? With a bottle of wine? Did you TiVo this?
Danny Ocean: I was reading the paper.
Rusty Ryan: With the sound at full volume? [They watch the show, where Oprah gives a family a new house]
Danny Ocean: It's...not just the kids. I mean, I'm happy for the kids. [Rusty nods] How's it going in Mexico?
Rusty Ryan: Well, Turk's there. Are they really going to build her a new home?
Danny Ocean: Yeah, for the whole family. [Rusty also starts to sniffle and tear up]
Linus Caldwell: Have you guys been talking to my dad?
Danny Ocean: Why would we do that?
Linus Caldwell: That's not a "no."
Danny Ocean: Look...
Rusty Ryan: He just wanted to know how the nose was working for you.
Linus Caldwell: Oh, I knew it, man! He just can't leave it alone! What did you tell him?
Rusty Ryan: Oh, I told him the nose plays.
Linus Caldwell: The nose does play.
Rusty Ryan: The nose plays.
Danny Ocean: It's great, it's huge.
Terry Benedict: You think this is funny?
Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.
Terry Benedict: [When Danny, Rusty, and Linus ask for his help] Number one: If any of you try to screw with me, you're dead. And I'll be looking into the whole operation. Number two: If I lend you this money, I'm your senior partner, last money in, first money out...And you will double my investment.
Danny Ocean: Double.
Terry Benedict: ...Is that a yes?
Rusty Ryan: Double.
Terry Benedict: [Nods] That monstrosity that Bank calls a hotel casts a shadow over my pool. Break him. Break him in half. The man has no taste. Yet every time he opens a hotel, he wins a Royal Review Board Five Diamond Award. Every time he wins, he celebrates by...
Danny Ocean: We know, by buying one for his wife.
Linus Caldwell: You mean five.
Rusty Ryan: One is five.
Terry Benedict: Number three: I want you to steal the diamonds.
Rusty Ryan: It can't be done.
Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower.
Danny Ocean: Or the time.
Rusty Ryan: Or a way in.
Danny Ocean: We get caught, we go away for life! We're not going to risk that just so you can get his diamonds!
Terry Benedict: Oh, I don't want them. I just want him to lose what matters most to him. Do what you want with them. But either you steal the diamonds, [shrugs] or you get somebody else to finance your drill.
Linus Caldwell: [Carrying a bag for Basher] Bash?
Basher Tarr: Up here! [Linus gives him the bag. He looks inside] Hey! Where are the mags? [Linus looks back up to him] LINUS!
Linus Caldwell: Look, I can't buy those things!
Basher Tarr: I need them! I can't leave! Why are you such a-?
Linus Caldwell: I'm sorry! Ask someone else! Ask Livingston!
Basher Tarr: You're such a wowzer! Here. [Hands a letter to Linus] Read this to Reuben. I've done research: positive messages get through.
Linus Caldwell: I can't say this.
Basher Tarr: [Drill equipment starts to act up, Basher runs to fix it] No, no, I am saying it, you're just a vessel.
Linus Caldwell: Come on, Basher! Look, why don't you take a break, I'll watch all the equipment, you go read it to him.
Basher Tarr: Shit! You know when they were digging the tunnel they had teams of guys monitoring this.
Linus Caldwell: Yeah? How many?
Basher Tarr: TEAMS!
Terry Benedict: Think he's gonna fall for this?
Danny Ocean: You did. You ready?
Terry Benedict: I was born ready.
Danny Ocean: [rolls his eyes]
Turk Malloy: Are you in yet?
Virgil Malloy: I hate that question.
Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.
Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.
Virgil Malloy: [turns and stares at Turk]
Turk Malloy: 24... 22.
Danny Ocean: [Briefing Roman on Bank and his hotel] Bank's swinging for the fences on this one. Forget weekenders and conventioneers, he's built this place for whales. It's a shoo-in for the Five Diamond Award. The marble was hand-picked in Italy...
Rusty Ryan: The chefs stolen from the highest rated resturants in the Michelin Guide Book...
Danny Ocean: And in the villas for his big players, the silverware is actually gold. Now Bank's greatest strength is also his weakness: Ego.
Danny Ocean: Now the top casinos can clear $4 million just off the floor. Bank, with his high-level players and no limits, is projecting 5. But in exchange for the loans, he had to give up 6 of the 9 seats on the board, so he doesn't control his own company, and a couple of the guys he brought in aren't friendlies. So he has to clear $500 million in the first quarter, or he gets dumped out of his own hotel.
Roman Nagel: And of course Bank wants another Five Diamond Award, fifth in a row.
Rusty Ryan: The problem is security were drawing a blank. It's a little spooky.
Linus Caldwell: [talking to Danny on the phone] The specs aren't on the gray maket, the black market or any other market and all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now I found out where they designed it but I can't even get in the building. I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best I.D.'s and I am nowhere...well not only am I nowhere I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.
Danny Ocean: Do you have anything?
Linus Caldwell: Yeah I think I have a name but I don't even know if its right. They're calling it-
Roman Nagel: The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.

[during this scene almost constantly someone is talking over some other's voice]

Virgil Malloy: Long past checkout time, sir.
The V.U.P.: What? I'm in no condition to checkout,( I have...)
Virgil Malloy: You've overstayed your reservation, sir. We need the room.
The V.U.P.: But, Nevada innkeeper laws make it illegal to evict a (guest who is sick, you can't do...)
Turk Malloy: Expect in case of public health and safety,( sir. Occupants have evidenced a flagrant)...
Virgil Malloy: You're obviously experiencing some sort of abrasion, sir.
Turk Malloy: ...repeated disregard for acceptable standard for personal HYGIENE.
The V.U.P.: I haven't disregarded my hygiene.
Turk Malloy: Sir, (but yes)...
Virgil Malloy: (SIR,) what I am trying to say is...
Turk Malloy: ...you have.
Virgil Malloy: ...you've gone nose deaf.
The V.U.P.: What?
Virgil Malloy: You're oblivious to your effect on other guests.
The V.U.P.: I really don't see what effect (I've had on other guests if I'm up in my room, and)...
Turk Malloy: Fifteen minutes! Fif-teen minutes! Fifteen minutes!
The V.U.P.: ...up, (up here)
Turk Malloy: (Fif...) hey, fifteen minutes. Pack your things or we will pack them for you. Get the picture?
The V.U.P.: What?
Turk Malloy: Do you get the picture, sir, (do not make us)...
Virgil Malloy: Pack your things.
Turk Malloy: ...come back here, friend.
Virgil Malloy: Pack your things!
Turk Malloy: Friend.
The V.U.P.: (Hey,) okay. Okay.

[Linus is passing Yen off as a whale]

Abigail Sponder: Did you say Mr. Wang is involved in real estate Mr. Pepperidge?
Linus Caldwell: Yes, that is correct.
Abigail Sponder: I only ask because his name doesn't show up on our standard database.
Linus Caldwell: And Mr. Wang and I have worked very hard to keep it that way. Look, he owns all of the air south of Beijing.
Abigail Sponder: [disbelieving] The air?
Linus Caldwell: Let me put it to you this way: Try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name turns up on your database then.
Danny Ocean: Shut it down, guys. Shut her down!
Turk Malloy: It is shut down.
Rusty Ryan: This is no time for jokes, fellas.
Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?
Abigail Sponder: [after a small earthquake] What was that?
Linus Caldwell: You felt it too?

[edit] Taglines

  • What are the odds of getting even? 13 to one.
  • Revenge is a funny thing.
  • How To Steal Half A Billion Dollars, In 3.5 Minutes?
  • When you cross one Ocean, you cross them all.

[edit] Cast

[edit] See also

[edit] External links

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