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Orgazmo is a 1997 film by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of the animated series South Park. Mild-mannered Mormon missionary Joe Young (Parker), who gets talked into starring in a porno movie. In the movie-within-the-movie, he plays a superhero named "Orgazmo" who fights crime using his ability to make anyone climax with his "Orgazmorator".
Theme Song 
What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands? Is it his quest for glory? Give it all you got To fight to the top So we can know your story
Now you're a man! (Man!) A man, man, man Now you're a man! (Man!) A man-e, man-e, man A man, man, man (Man!) You are now a man You're a man Now you're a man!
Live it! Live it!
What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just because she has big titties Or is the way He fights everyday? No, it's probably the titties
Now you're a man! (Man!) A man, man, man Now you're a manman! (Man!) Manman, man, manman Now you're a man! (Man!) M-A-N, man, man Manman, man Now you're man!
- I am Sancho!
- I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
- Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
- Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
- I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
Maxxx Orbison 
- Soon he will be sleeping with the fishes, see.
- Homey don't play that!
- G-Fresh in the motherfucking house.
- Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
- Ben! Use your hamster style!
- Maxxx Orbison: I do what I do, and I make a lot of money. And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are all idiots!
- Clark: Yeah!
- Maxxx Orbison: Especially you, Clark, you pig-fucking hunk of shit!
- Clark: Yeah!
- Dave: My name's Dave!
- Sancho: I am Sancho. I'll mean to sound like a queer or nothin', but I think fire is very romantic.
- Sancho: Oh my God, it's Orgazmo!
- Joe: I'm not Orgazmo!
- Sancho: I am Sancho
- Ben: Jesus!
- Joe: Where?!
- Ben: Hey, can you walk around with that thing on?
- Joe: I think so, why?
- Ben: Wanna go have some fun?
- Ben: Quick! To the Orgazmobile!
- Joe: What?
- Ben: My Buick Century!
- Jesus and I love you.
- Making sex safe again!
- I don't want to sound queer or nothing, but…