Orgazmo

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Orgazmo is a 1997 film by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of the animated series South Park. Mild-mannered Mormon missionary Joe Young (Parker), who gets talked into starring in a porno movie. In the movie-within-the-movie, he plays a superhero named "Orgazmo" who fights crime using his ability to make anyone climax with his "Orgazmorator".

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[edit] Theme song

  • What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms,
Just 'cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
No, it's probably the titties.

[edit] Dialogue

[edit] Sancho

Sancho: I am Sancho!

[edit] Other

Dave: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
Dave: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
Dave: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
Dave: I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.

Maxxx Orbison: I do what I do, and I make a lot of money. And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are all idiots!
Clark: Yeah!
Maxxx Orbison: Especially you, Clark, you pig-fucking hunk of shit!
Clark: Yeah!

Maxxx Orbison: Soon he will be sleeping with the fishes, see.

G-Fresh: Homey don't play that!
G-Fresh: G-Fresh in the motherfucking house.
G-Fresh: Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!

Dave: My name's Dave!
Sancho: I am Sancho. I'll mean to sound like a queer or nothin', but I think fire is very romantic.

Sancho: Oh my God, it's Orgazmo!
Joe: I'm not Orgazmo!
Sancho: I am Sancho

Ben: Jesus!
Joe: Where?!

Ben: Hey, can you walk around with that thing on?
Joe: I think so, why?
Ben: Wanna go have some fun?

Ben: Quick! To the Orgazmobile!
Joe: What?
Ben: My Buick Century!

Joe: Ben! Use your hamster style!

[edit] Taglines

  • Jesus and I love you.
  • Making sex safe again!
  • I don't want to sound queer or nothing, but…

[edit] External links

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