Patton Oswalt
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Patton Oswalt (born January 27, 1969) is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor.
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[edit] My Weakness Is Strong
- [on Barack Obama's election]
- Do you realize for the next four years America is gonna be a cool seventies cop flick?
- Biden: Barack, get your ass in my office now! Did you balance the budget again?!
- Obama: Yeah, it was just sitting there, chief...
- Biden: You wrecked twenty cars! Senate's gonna have my ass for this.
- Obama: Eh, whatever, chief.
And he rides away in a Camaro on two wheels.
- I didn't realize how bad my outlook on life is until I went on a press tour for Ratatouille and had to talk to children's magazines and children's TV shows. And I wasn't interviewed by adults — I was interviewed by actual smiling children. And I didn't realize until that point how desperately I depend on negativity and cynicism just to communicate with the outside world. It's pathetic. The Oswalt family crest should just be a pair of eyes rolling off to the side, a bag of Cheetos, and then the word "fuck". That would be our shield that you'd see retreating from the great battles of history. "Fuck this — bows and arrows? Nobody told me anything about bows and arrows, goodbye."
