Pee-wee's Big Adventure
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure is a 1985 film directed by Tim Burton and written by Paul Reubens, Phil Hartmen, and Michael Varhol.
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[edit] Pee-wee Herman
- [as hotel desk clerk; in deep voice] Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!
- [falls off bike after attempting tricks] I meant to do that!
- Go ahead and SCREAM your head off! WE'RE MILES FROM WHERE ANYONE CAN HEAR YOU!!!
- IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY?!?!!
[edit] Dialogue
- Francis Buxton: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
- Pee-wee Herman: Good for you and your father.
- Francis Buxton: So guess what I want.
- Pee-wee Herman: A new brain!
- Francis Buxton: No. Your bike!
- Pee-wee Herman: I want to speak to Francis!
- Butler: Francis is busy.
- Pee-wee Herman: Busy doing WHAT?!
- Butler: Taking his bath.
- Pee-wee Herman: Oh, REALLY? WHERE ARE THEY HOSING HIM DOWN?!!
- [Pee-wee confronts Francis in his large pool-like bath]
- Pee-wee Herman: STILL wanna ride my bike, Francis?!!
- Francis Buxton:: What would I do with that old relic? I can have any bike in the world!
- Pee-wee Herman: AHA! You don't want it anymore BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!! TELL ME WHERE IT IS BEFORE I LOSE PATIENCE WITH YOU, FRANCIS!!!
- [Pee-wee enters a noisy biker bar and tries to use the payphone but can't because of the noise]
- Pee-wee Herman: Shhhhh! I'm trying to use the phone!!
- [one of the bikers puts the phone back on the cradle]
- Biker 1: Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?
- Pee-wee Herman: Nobody hipped me to that, dude.
- Biker 1: It's off limits!
- Dottie: I was wondering if you would go someplace... with me.
- Pee-wee Herman: Like where?
- Dottie: The drive-in.
- Pee-wee Herman: Look, Dottie, I like you. Like! I like you!
- Dottie: Yes, I like you, too--
- Pee-wee Herman: [shouts] Dottie! [calm voice] There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
- Dottie: I don't understand.
- Pee-wee Herman: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
- Pee-wee Herman: Chris, what is this? Too late! Chip?
- Chip: Uh... it looks like a pen.
- Pee-wee Herman: Correct! This is the pen I bought exactly one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!!!
- Biker #2: I say we kill him!
- Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
- Biker #3: I say we hang him, then we kill him!
- Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
- Biker #4: I say we scalp him!
- Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
- Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
- Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
- Biker #4: Then we hang him!
- Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
- Biker #4: And then we kill him!
- Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
- Pee-wee Herman: [trying to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
- Biker Gang: [shouts] No!
- Biker Mama: [whistles] I say you let me have him first!
- Biker Gang: Yeah!
- Kevin Morgan: Well, is everything straightened out?
- Jerry: We are whenever you are.
- Kevin Morgan: Doesn't it look like I'm ready? [loudly] I am ALWAYS ready! I have BEEN ready since first call! I AM READY! ROLL!
- Jerry: Quiet, please! This is a take. Roll, please.
- Cameraman: Speed!
- Kevin Morgan: ACTION!
- Jerry: Action!
- Dottie: Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?
- Pee-wee Herman: I don't have to see it. I lived it.
[edit] Taglines
- The Story Of A Rebel And His Bike.
[edit] Cast
- Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman
- Elizabeth Daily - Dottie
- Mark Holton - Francis Buxton
- Diane Salinger - Simone
- Judd Omen - Mickey
- Jason Hervey - Kevin Morton

