Peter Pan (2003 film)

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Peter Pan is a 2003 film based on the classic play and novel by J. M. Barrie.

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Peter Pan [edit]

And then they lived happily ever after.

Captain Hook [edit]

  • SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Come on, fly to the rescue. And I'll shoot you, right through your noble intentions.
  • Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.
  • Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Ripping! Killing! Killing! Choking! Lawyers! Dentists! Pus! Children's blood! Puppy's blood! Disease! Scabs! Kittens dashed on spikes! White death! Black death! Any death! A nice cup of tea! Old, alone...done for. [dies]

Narrator [edit]

  • All children grow up... except one.

Wendy Darling [edit]

  • Never is an awfully long time.

Dialogue [edit]

Wendy: Oh, how sweet. [Peter looks disgusted] What? Are mermaids not sweet?
Peter: They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close.
Pirate: Beg for yer lives!
John: Sir! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not beg!
Michael: [gets on his knees] Please! Please don't kill me!
John: [gets on his knees] Please don't kill me, either!
Wendy: Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.
Hook: Skip the prologue.
Wendy: So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.
Noodler: Was one of them pirates called Noodler?
Wendy: Yes.
Noodler: Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!
Hook: [shoots Noodler] What fun he must have had.
Wendy: Yes but he was rather lonely.
Hook: Lonely? He needed a Wendy.
Pirate: I need a Wendy. [Hooks shoots him]
Smee: Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!
Hook: If I were you, I would give up.
Pan: If you were me, I'd be ugly.

[Peter, Wendy, John, and Michael are flying to Neverland.]

John: [Grins at Peter]
Peter: Who are you?
John: I'm John.
Peter: John...Take hold of this. [Thrusts his dirty, bare foot into John's face.]
TinkerBell: [Gestures to Peter's foot.] TA-DAAA! [Lies back on Peter's foot, kicking her legs.]
John: [Makes a disgusted face as he slowly grabs Peter's ankle.]
Peter: [Lies back and smiles.] Both hands.
John: [Stares wide-eyed at Peter's foot, still in his hand. He pulls Peter's foot closer and grabs Peter's ankle with his other hand.]
Peter: [Begins flying straight again. John dangles behind him, still holding Peter's ankle.] Pass it on!
John: Michael, take hold of my ankle!
Michael: (Grabs John's ankle.) Wendy, take hold of my ankle!
Wendy: (Grabs Michael's ankle.)
Peter: Whatever you do, don't... let... GO!!
Wendy: Peter, what are your real... feelings?
Peter: Feelings?
Wendy: What do you feel? Happiness? Sadness? Jealousy?
Peter: Jealousy? Tink!
Wendy: Anger?
Peter: Anger. (A twig snaps) Hook.
Wendy: Love?
Peter: Love?
Wendy: Love.
Peter: I have never heard of it.
Wendy: I think you have, Peter. I daresay you've felt it yourself, for something... or someone.
Peter: (whispers in her ear) Never. Even the sound of it offends me.
Wendy: (tries to touch his face) Peter - (Peter backs away)
Peter: Why do you spoil everything? We have fun, don't we? I taught you to fight and to fly! What more could there be?
Wendy: There is so much more.
Peter: What? What else is there?
Wendy: I don't know. I think it becomes clearer when you grow up.
Peter: Well, I will not grow up. You cannot make me. I will banish you like Tinker Bell.
Wendy: I will not be banished!
Peter: Then go home. Go home and grow up. And take your feelings with you. (flies off)
Wendy: Peter! Peter, come back! Peter!

Cast [edit]

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