- Get the fuck out of the water!
- [brings out a Tazer gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.
- [to Derrick] Okay Speedo!
- There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
- [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?
- Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake.
- Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane?
- Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat.
- Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
- Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.
- Danni: Nice horn.
- Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.
- Danni: Thanks.
- Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.
- Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
- Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
- Danni: They all do.
- Laura Forester: You talk funny.
- Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.
- Sam: Something bit me.
- Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.
- Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this?
- Danni: You better believe it. [Climbing on the rope]
- Danni: I don't pole dance for nothing!
- Julie Forester: [Rounding angrily on her son] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!
- Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
- Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents? [a piranha jumps out of the water and bites Novak]