Prank calls
From Wikiquote
Prank calls are popular with children and there are many that are considered "classics."
- "Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well you'd better let him out!" (calling a tobacco store)
- "Is your refrigerator(/nose) running? Well you'd better go and catch it!"
Bart Simpson was well known for his phone calls to Moe's bar. Some examples of this type of prank call are shown below. A good compilation of these is at http://www.doheth.co.uk/lists/prank.shtml
Caller: Is Al there? Callee: Al? Caller: Yeah, Al. Last name Kahalic? Callee: Hold on, I'll check. Phone call for Al... Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?
[edit] Burton's Pig Farm Prank
Caller: Hi, is this Burton's Pig Farm? I ordered some hog and was wondering if they'd arrived.
Callee: No, this is <insert your name here>'s house.
Call again ten minutes later, with new voice . Caller: Hi, is this Burton's Pig Farm? I ordered some hogs and was wondering if they'd arrived.
Callee: No, this is <insert your name here>'s house.
Repeat as many times as you can. Final call.
Caller: Hi, this is Sandy BoVina with Burton's Pig Farm. I was expecting some orders. Have you had any calls for me?
Callee: Arrrrrggggghhhhh!

