(Redirected from Professor T. Bird)
Battletoads is a beat 'em up video game featuring three anthropomorphic toads named after skin conditions (Rash, Zitz and Pimple).
Professor T. Bird, when player continues after a Game Over
- "Whaddya' mean 'bad scene'? I'll give ya' bad scene if you don't get back here with Pimple and Angelica!"
- "Got too tough for you, huh? A few pigs and monsters and you guys crash and burn!"
- "I haven't seen such a dismal failure since the last time you failed!"
- "Whaddya' mean it's too hot there? Get back here, and I'll warm up your milk for you, cry-babies!"