RED (film)

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RED is a 2010 Action/comedy film inspired by the limited series comic book series and follows the story of a retired CIA agent and how his life becomes threatened by a high-tech assassin, former black-ops agent Frank Moses reassembles his old team in a last ditch effort to survive and uncover his assailants. The film stars Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren, and Karl Urban with Robert Schwentke directing and screenplay by Jon Hoeber and Erich Hoeber.


Frank Moses[edit]

  • Open the pig!
  • Keep your dress on!
  • [to Cooper] If anything happens to Sarah, I will rip everything you love out of your life and then I'll kill you.

Marvin Boggs[edit]

  • I never thought I'd say this again...I am getting the pig!!
  • [After killing an assassin that insulted him] "Old Man" my ass!
  • Maldova sucks!
  • [as he and Frank run from Maldovan Ground Forces] I told you something bad was going to happen!

Joe Matheson[edit]

  • [about the identifying the envelope of fingers] This used to be a gentleman's game.

Sarah Ross[edit]

  • The General has dropped his contact lens.
  • [waking up in New York, to Frank] Wow, I really hate you right now.

Victoria[edit]

  • I do get a bit restless sometimes. I take the odd contract one the side.
  • Tell Marvin to stand down before he hurts himself.

William Cooper[edit]

  • How's retirement Frank?
  • Bad move Grandpa!

Ivan Simonov[edit]

  • I haven't killed anyone in years.
  • I miss the old days.
  • [to Frank] I think you are not here for the vodka.
  • [showing Frank the scars from being shot] This was done to me by the love of my life. Now she sits outside my house drinking vodka. When I woke alive, I knew she still loved me. Otherwise it would have been the head.

Others[edit]

Cynthia Wilkes: This is gonna happen either way.

Henry, The Records Keeper: Frank Moses was one of the most effective black op agents we've ever had. He retired drug-lords, terrorists. Hell, he toppled governments. Yeah. He was truly gifted.

Dialogue[edit]

Frank: [holding Cooper to the desk] Kordeski trained you?
Cooper: Yeah?
Frank: I trained Kordeski! [Breaks his arm]

Marvin: [after the shootout in the kitchen] I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Victoria: Me too.

Joe: Sarah, this is Victoria. Best wet work asset in the business and a true artist with an RPN.
Sarah: Oh, wow. What's an RPN?
Victoria: I kill people, dear.

Victoria: Oh, Francis. You're such a romantic.
Frank: What?
Victoria: You're all hard on the outside, but inside you're gooey... gooey.

Business Woman Assassin: [after firing on the group] That's right, old man!
Marvin: "Old man"?
Frank: No respect.
Marvin: Can I kill her now?!?

Marvin: Do you know what's wrong with this country?
Sarah: They all trying to kill us?
Marvin: Exactly!

Sarah: Is that my bag?
Frank: Yeah.
Sarah: [looking around a bit] D-d-did you vacuum?
Frank: A little, yeah. It was messy.

Frank: I was just hoping you'd be a little more understanding of the situation.
Sarah: [sarcastically] I was hoping not to get kidnapped. Or drugged. I was hoping you'd have hair. So it looks like none of our dreams are coming true at the moment.

Joe: I'm 80 years old. I got stage 4 liver cancer. What the hell can they do to me?
Frank: They can still shoot you.
Joe: Well... I never thought this would happen to me.
Frank: What?
Joe: Getting old. Well I mean, Vietnam, Afghanistan. The Green Springs Rest Home? Go figure!

Sarah: [about them sneaking into the CIA] What do you suppose the punishment for what we're doing here?
Frank: Death. [pause] Maybe life in prison.
Sarah: [happily] Awesome!

Frank: It's not that bad. People get shot all the time.
Sarah: No, they don't! They get paper cuts!
Marvin: I mostly get shot.

Victoria: In all the years I've known Francis, I've never seen him like this. So if you break his heart, I will kill you. And bury you body in the woods.
Sarah: Wow... okay.

Victoria: I was in love with an agent once.
Sarah: What happened?
Victoria: Well, I was with MI6, and the relationship wasn't... sanctioned. So when it came to light, my loyalty was questioned, and I was ordered to kill him. It was a test.
Sarah: What did you do?
Victoria: I put three bullets in his chest.

Ivan: [as they dance] You radiance tonight renders me almost speechless.
Victoria: Almost.

Cooper: [about the records room] I didn't even know this place existed.
Henry, The Records Keeper: [indignant] It doesn't!

Marvin: [as Sarah make a phone call] Frank, we gotta get rid of this broad. I know a great place just up the road, lots of alligators.
Frank: We're not getting rid of the broad. I like her.
Marvin: What's the angle?
Frank: No angle. I like her.

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