Reno 911!: Miami

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Reno 911!: Miami is a 2007 American comedy film based on Comedy Central's Reno 911! directed by cast-member Robert Ben Garant, who plays "Junior." It was released on February 23, 2007. The film opened at #4 with an estimated gross of $10.4 million.

Quotes[edit]

Jeff: Johnson! Last words?
Clementine: [sigh] Legalize it.

Jeff: No immunity to bullets!

[fires gun]


Travis: Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.
Travis: FUCK YOU.

Travis: I just had the weirdest dream.
Jim: You know you're driving, right?

[hits a porto-potty]

Jim: [looking back] No one was in it.

Jeff: You're not immune to BULLETS!

Trudy: Your watch is stuck in my pubes.

Jim: What the f*ck.

S. Jones: Be gentle with it!

Trudy: Shut up, n*gger.

Drug Lord's First Hostage: [after being tortured by weed wacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?

Trudy: I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more.

Jeff: [attempting to jump a raised bridge in a mini-cart] HAMMER OF THE GODS!

Trudy: Can't you just give me a pity fuck?

Kelvar Guy: [Officer Weigel takes her turn shooting at guy in Kelvar vest & accidentally shoots him in the arm] What the fuck?

[repeated line]

Jim: What the fuck, man?

Motel Owner: You guys here for the suck-fest?

Trudy: I'm pooping!

Terry: Your mom's a Ukalele.

[Kimball accidentally throwing a baseball bat and breaking Jenny's BMW black car 2000 on windshield]


Jenny (Ethan the lord drug's girlfriend): thats my BMW kill her [her 30 kid boys attacks Kimball]
Kimball: Johnson
Williams: Johnson
Wiegel: Johnson... she can't hear us.

[Wiegel picks up a rock and throws into Johnson's yard , Johnson accidentally runs over rock and it blasts out, hitting Kimball in the groin]

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