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Robin Hood is a 1973 Disney animated movie that portrays the famous Robin Hood legend as told in the animal kingdom. With a dashing fox as the outlaw hero and a cowardly lion as the evil prince, this movie features many different animals in its casting of the old tale of robbing from the rich to give to the poor.

Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman. Written by Larry Clemmons and Ken Anderson
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[edit] Robin Hood

  • [As Gypsy woman] From the mists of time, come forth spirits. Yoo-hoo!
  • Marry her? You don't just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, "Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?" No, it just isn't done that way.
  • Faint hearts never won fair ladies
  • This will be my greatest performance.
  • Marian, my darling, I love you more than life itself.
  • This disguise would fool my own mother!
  • Just you watch this pre-formance partner
  • [As Nutsy] Jeosephat, Trigger, put that peashooter down!

[edit] Little John

  • Ah, come one, Robby. Climb the castle walls. Sweep her off her feet. Carry her off in style.
  • Cool it, lover boy. Your heart's runnin' away with your head.
  • [As Sir Reginald] Don't stick your tongue out at me, kid.
  • [As Sir Reginald] You heard His Mightiness. Move it, Creepy. Get lost! Be gone, Long One.
  • Hey! Who's drivin' this flyin' umbrella?
  • [Singing] While bonny good / King Richard leads / The great crusade he's on, / We'll all have to / Slave away for that / Good-for-nothing John.
  • [Singing] Too late to be known / As John the first, / He's sure to be known / As John the worst! / A pox on the phony king of England!
  • [Singing] But while there is / A merry man / In Robin's wily pack / We'll find a way / To make him pay / And steal our money back! / A minute before he knows we're there, / Ol Rob'll snatch his underwear.

[edit] Prince John

  • Forgive me a cruel chuckle.
  • Mother! Mother always did like Richard best.
  • [Repeated line] Stop hissing in my ear!
  • I've got a dirty thumb.
  • [Repeated line] Kill him! Kill him!
  • Hiss, with you around, who needs a court jester?
  • I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!
  • Don't hurt me! No, no, don't hurt me!
  • Well, they'll be singing a different tune. Double the taxes! Triple the taxes! Squeeze every last drop out of those insolent, musical, peasants.
  • [Talking in his sleep] Robin hood? I'll get even! I'll get-
  • [Talking in his sleep] It's Robin Hood I- I want.
  • Guards, guards! To the jail! [He notices he is standing in front of the jail] Rhinos! Halt! Stop! Desist!
  • [Chasing Sir Hiss into the burning castle] You cowardly cobra! You procrastinating python! You aggravating asp! Ooh, you eel in snake's clothing!

[edit] Alan-A-Dale

  • You know, there's been a heap of legends and tall tales about Robin Hood. All different too. Well, we folks of the animal kingdom have our own version. It's the story of what really happened in Sherwood Forest.
  • Oh, incidentally, I'm Alan-A-Dale, a minstrel. That's an early day folk singer. My job is to tell it like it is, or was, or whatever.
  • [Singing] Robin Hood and Little John / Walkin' through the forest / Laughin' back 'n' forth / At what the other'un has to say / Reminiscin' this 'n' that / And havin' such a good time / Ooh-de-lally, Ooh-de-lally, / Golly what a day
  • Here comes ol' bad news himself -- the honorable Sheriff of Nottingham.
  • [Singing] Every town / Has its ups and downs / Sometimes ups / Outnumber the downs / But not in Nottingham.
  • [Singing] I'm inclined to believe/ If we weren't so down/ We'd up and leave/ We'd up and fly/ If we had wings for flying

[edit] Sir Hiss

  • [After he and Prince John are left in the mud] I knew it. I knew it. I knew this would happen. I tried to warn you, but no, no, no. You never listen, and now...
  • Ah-ah-ah! Seven years bad... [Prince John smashes a hand mirror over Hiss] luck. That's what it is.
  • [After being stuffed into a barrel full of ale... ] Please! Please! I don't drink!
  • I tried to tell you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen. Your traps just never work. And now look what you've done to your mother's castle.
  • Help! He's gone stark raving MAAAD!

[edit] Lady Klucky

  • As your lady in waiting, I'm waiting.
  • [Seeing the other children outside the gate] Oh, Marian, don't look around, but I do believe we're surrounded. Oh mercy!
  • [As Prince John] Oh! Ouch! That's not fair! Oh, Mommy!
  • Yee-hee! Love conquers all!
  • [To Marian] Run for it, Lassie! This is no place for a lady! [She jumps into the fight]
  • Come on Johnny! Go, Laddie, go!

[edit] Other

  • Sheriff of Nottingham: [After stealing the coins hidden in Otto's cast] Oh, what they won't think of next.
  • Sheriff of Nottingham: [After stealing from a blind beggar] Well, so far it's been a cheerful morning!
  • Sis: [About Robin] Oh, he's so handsome... just like his reward posters.
  • Skippy: [On his seventh birthday] Gosh, I'm seven years old! Going on eight!
  • Tagalong: Yes, mind your mattles.
  • Tagalong: Goodbye Mis'er Robin Hood! Come again, on my bir'day!
  • Toby: I'm scared of Prince John. He's cranky.
  • Tagalong: My mama gots a lotta kids.
  • Skippy: Death to tyrants!
  • Skippy: A kiss? Oh, that's sissy stuff!
  • Friar Tuck: [Tastes the stew Robin burnt and coughs] Well done, ain't it?
  • Maid Marian: [To a disguised Robin] Well, thank you, my thin-legged archer. I wish you luck, with all my heart.
  • Friar Tuck: You want taxes? I'll give you taxes!
  • Sexton: Give it to him, give it to him! Give it to him, Friar!
  • Sheriff of Nottingham: [To Friar Tuck] You're under arrest for high treason to the crown!
  • Sheriff of Nottingham: Nutsy, how can I get any sleep with you yellin "all's well" all the time?
  • Trigger: Wait a minute! Jail break! Jail break! I heard it -- I heard it, Sheriff! The door, the door!
  • Skippy: [After being freed from jail] I'm ready. Where's the bad guys?
  • Friar Tuck: Praise the Lord, and pass the tax rebate!
  • King Richard: Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.

[edit] Dialogue

Little John: You know something, Robin? You're taking too many chances.
Robin Hood: Chances? You must be joking! That was just a bit of a lark, Little John.
Little John: Oh, yeah? Take a look at your hat. That's not a candle on a cake.
Robin Hood: [Sees the arrow in his hat] Hello! This one almost had my name on it, didn't it?
Little John: Next time that sherrif will probably have a rope around our necks! Pretty hard to laugh hanging there, Rob.
Robin Hood: Ha! The sherrif and his whole posse couldn't lift you off the ground.
Little John: You know somethin', Robin. I was just wonderin'. Are we good guys or bad guys? You know, I mean, uh… our robbin' the rich to feed the poor.
Robin Hood: Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.
Little John: Borrow? Boy, are we in debt.
Prince John: Taxes! Ha-ha-ha! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes! Ah-hah! Ah-hah!
Sir Hiss: S-Sire, you have an absolute skill for encouraging contributions from the poor.
Prince John: To coin a phrase, my dear counselor, rob the poor to feed the rich.
Sir Hiss: How well King Richard's crown sit on your noble brow.
Prince John: Doesn't it? Ah! King Richard?
[He wrings Hiss' neck]
Prince John: I told you never to mention my brother's name!
Sir Hiss: A mere slip of the forked tongue, Your Majesty.
[Prince John is sucking his thumb]
Sir Hiss: If you don't mind my saying, you see, you have a very loud thumb.
[Starts to hypnotize him]
Sir Hiss: Hypnosisss can cure you of your psssychosssis... ssso eeeeeasssy...
Prince John: One more hiss out of you... uhm... Hiss. And you are WALKING to Nottingham.
Sir Hiss: [To himself] Snakes don't walk, they slither. Hmph. So there.
Robin Hood: [He and Little John are dressed as Gypsy women] Ooh-de-lally! Ooh-de-lally! Fortune tellers!
Little John: Fortunes forecast! Lucky charms!
Robin Hood: Catch the dope with your horoscope!
Sir Hiss: Sire! Sire! They may be bandits.
Prince John: Oh, poppycock. Female bandits? What next? Rubbish.
Prince John: Robbed! I've been robbed! Hiss! You're never around when I need you! I've been robbed.
Sir Hiss: Of course you've been robbed!
Friar Tuck: Why see here, you, you evil flint-hearted, no-good...
Sheriff of Nottingham: Now, now, now, now. Save your sermon, preacher. It ain't Sunday, you know.
Skippy: You gotta take the oath.
Toby: The oath?
Tagalong: Put you hand on you heart and cross you eyes.
Skippy: Spider, snakes, and a lizard head.
Toby: [Repeats] Spider, snakes, and a lizard's head.
Skippy: If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.
Toby: [Repeats] If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.
[After "killing" Lady Klucky in their game]
Skippy: [Whispering] Did I hurt you, huh?
Lady Klucky: [Whispering] No. this is the part where you drag your lady fair back to Sherwood Forest.
Skippy: Oh. [To Marian] Come on Lady Fair! Let's go!
Maid Marian: Oh, Robin! You're so brave and impetuous. Oh, so, this is Sherwood forest?
Skippy: Yeah, I guess so.
Lady Klucky: Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Maid Marian: Or forgetful.
Robin Hood: What have I got to offer her?
Little John: Well, for one thing, you can't cook.
Robin Hood: I'm serious Johnny. She's a highborn lady of quality.
Little John: So she's got class. So what?
Robin Hood: I'm an outlaw. That's what. That's no life for a lovely lady. Always on the run. What kind of a future is that?
Friar Tuck: Oh, for heaven's sake, son. You're no outlaw. Why, someday, you'll be called a great hero.
Robin Hood: A hero? Do you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned!
Little John: Oh, that's a gas. We ain't even been arrested yet.
Little John: Archery tournament? Old Rob could win that standing on his head. Huh, Rob?
Robin Hood: Thank you, Little John, but I'm sure we're not invited.
Friar Tuck: No, but there's someone who will be very dissapointed if you don’t come.
Little John: Yeah, ol' Bushel Britches, the Honorable Sheriff of Nottingham.
Friar Tuck: No, Maid Marian.
Robin Hood: Maid Marian?
Friar Tuck: Yeah. She's giving a kiss to the winner.
Robin Hood: A kiss to the winner? Ooh-de-lally! Come on, Johnny, what are we waiting for?
Prince John: That insolent blackguard... Oooh! I'll show him who wears the crown!
Sir Hiss: I share your loathing, Sire. That scurrilous scoundrel who fooled you with that silly disguise, who dared to rob you and made you look so utterly ridiculous...
Prince John: Enough!
[He swings at Hiss, who dodges him]
Prince John: Hiss, you deliberately dodged.
Sir Hiss: But, but, but... Sire, please.
Prince John: Stop sniveling and hold still.
[Hiss holds still while Prince John hits him]
Sir Hiss: [Dazed] Thank you, Sire.
Little John: [As Sir Reginald] Ah, milord, my esteemed royal sovereign of the realm. The head man himself. You're beautiful.
Prince John: He has style, eh Hiss? Du savoir faire il y a n'est ce pas, Hiss.
Little John: You took the words right out of my mouth, P.J.
Prince John: P.J.! I like that. Do you know I do! Hiss, put it on my luggage.
Robin Hood: [As the spindle-legged stork] I'm gonna win that Golden Arrow, and then I'm goin' to present meself to Maid Marian...
Sheriff of Nottingham:Listen, Scissor-bill. If you shoot half as well as you blabbermouth, you're better than Robin Hood.
Robin Hood: [As the spindle-legged stork] Robin Hood, he says? Wowee! I'm tip-top, alright, but I'm not as good as he is. [Shoots a perfect bullseye.]
Prince John: Traitors to the crown must die-
Robin Hood: [Cutting him off] Traitors to the crown? That crown belongs to King Richard. Long live King Richard!
Crowd: Long live King Richard!
Prince John: [Throwing a childish tantrum] Enough! I am King! King! King! Off with his head!
Prince John: Stop! Executioner, stop! Hold your axe!
Little John: [Threatening him with a dagger] Okay, big shot, now tell him to untie my buddy, or I'll...
Prince John: Sheriff, release my buddy! I mean, release the prisoner!
Sheriff of Nottingham: Untie the prisoner?
Lady Klucky: You heard what he said, bushel britches!
Prince John: Sheriff, I make the rules! And since I'm head man...
[To Little John] Not so hard, you mean thing.
[Back to the Sheriff] LET HIM GO, FOR HEAVEN SAKES! LET HIM GO!
Robin Hood: [In the midst of battle] Marian, my love, will you marry me?
Maid Marian: Oh, darling, I thought you'd never ask me. But you could have chosen a more romantic setting.
Robin Hood: For our honeymoon: London!
Maid Marian: Yes!
Robin Hood: Normandy!
Maid Marian: Yes!
Robin Hood: Sunny Spain?
Maid Marian: [Laughs] Why not?
Robin Hood: We'll have six children!
Maid Marian: Six? Oh, a dozen at least!
Lady Klucky: [Smacking Prince John on the head with the golden arrow] Take that, you scurvy knave!
Prince John: Seize the fat one!
Prince John: Hiss! You're never around when I need you!
Sir Hiss: Coming, coming.
[He begins singing ‘For I'm a Jolly Good Fellow’ until Prince John uncorks the barrel he's in]
Sir Hiss: Oh! Oh, there you are old boy! PJ, you won't believe this, but the stork is really Robin Hood.
Prince John: Robin Hood? AHHH!
[He ties Hiss in an intricate knot around a pole]
Prince John: Get out of that if you can.
[The Sheriff of Nottingham enters the castle singing "The Phony King of England"]
Sheriff of Nottingham: [Speaking] How about that?
Sir Hiss: [Chuckles] That's P.J. to a "T". Let me try, let me try. [Singing] Too late to be known as John the First, he's sure to be known as John the Worst!
[He sees Prince John peeking behind a door, with a glass jug of wine in his hand, stutters]
Sir Hiss: The fabulous, marvelous, merciful, chivalrous...
Sheriff of Nottingham: No, no no. You've got it all wrong, Hiss. The sniveling, groveling, weaselin', measly-
Prince John: ENOUGH!
[Throws the glass jug at the Sheriff, but it hits the wall and the wine rains down on him]
[The Sheriff has taken the last coin from the Poor Box, and Friar Tuck is furious]
Sheriff of Nottingham: Take it easy, Friar, I'm just doing my duty.
Friar Tuck: Collecting taxes for that arrogant, greedy, ruthless, no-good PRINCE JOHN?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Listen, Friar, you're mighty preachy and you gonna preach your neck right into a hangman's noose.
Friar Tuck: [Shouts] Get out of my church! Out! Out! Out! OUT!!! [He pushes the Sheriff out into the rain]
Sir Hiss: Sire, taxes are pouring in, the jail is full... and, oh, I have good news, Sire. Friar Tuck is in jail.
Prince John: [Angry] Friar Tuck? It's Robin Hood I want, you idiot! Oh, I'd give all my gold if I could just get my hands on... Did you say, Friar Tuck?
Sir Hiss: Did I? Y-yes, I did.
Prince John: Oh, Hiss, I have it! I'll use that fat friar as bait to trap Robin Hood.
Sir Hiss: Another trap?
Prince John: Yes, you stupid serpent. Friar Tuck will be led to the gallows at the village square, don't you see.
Sir Hiss: B-But Sire! Hang Friar Tuck? A man of the Church?
Prince John: Yes, my reluctant reptile, and when our elusive hero tries to rescue the corpulent cleric -Ha ha ha ha! - my men will be ready.
[the Sheriff and the vultures are building a scaffold to hang Friar Tuck]
Sheriff of Nottingham: Well, Trigger. Everything's rigged up and all set.
Trigger: Yep, it's one of the prettiest scaffolds you ever built, Sheriff.
Nutsy: Sheriff, don't you reckon we'd oughta give that there trap door a test?
[He pulls a lever and opens the trap door, causing the Sheriff to fall in]
Sheriff of Nottingham: Criminently, now I know why your mama called you "Nutsy".
Nutsy: [Shouting] One o'clock and all's well!
Sheriff of Nottingham: [Clock chimes three times] Nutsy, you better set your brains ahead a couple of hours.
Nutsy: Yes sir. Uh, does that there mean adding or subtracting?
Sheriff of Nottingham: "Criminently", Trigger! Point that peashooter the other way.
Trigger: Don't you worry none, Sheriff. The safety's on "Old Betsy."
[He taps the side of the crossbow. "Old Betsy" goes off and the arrow ricochets around for a moment]
Sheriff of Nottingham: What in tarnation you tryin' to do, you birdbrain?
Trigger: Just doin' my duty, Sheriff.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, you and that itchy trigger finger of yours.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Is the safety on "Old Betsy?"
Trigger: [Tapping the side of the crossbow] You bet it is, Sheriff.
Sheriff of Nottingham: That's what I'm afraid of. You go first.
[Putting rescued villagers on a wagon during the jailbreak]
Robin Hood: That's all of them. Get going!
Little John: This ain't no hayride. Let's move it outta here. Hoooooo!
Friar Tuck: On to Sherwood Forest!

[edit] Taglines

  • What really happened…
  • Meet Robin Hood and his Merry Menagerie!
  • Join the Merriest Menagerie in the world's best-loved legend.

[edit] Cast

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