Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Cherrie Barr (born 1952-11-03) is an Emmy Award-winning American actress, writer, talk-show host, and comedian.
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- So little time so many buffets. (her resort radio commerical)
- This town is a back-stabbing, scum-sucking, small-minded town, but thanks for the money. (from an ad she took out in The Hollywood Reporter)
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- Beauty comes in all sizes — not just size 5.
- Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
- I don't like the terms housewife and homemaker. I prefer to be called Domestic Goddess… it's more descriptive.
- I will clean the house when Sears comes out with a ride-on vacuum cleaner.
- It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
- My parents… had decided early on that all of the problems in my family had somehow to do with me. All roads led to Roseyville, a messy, chaotic town where, as parents, they were required to visit but could never get out of quick enough or find a decent parking place.
- People tell me I'm not very feminine. Can you believe that? People actually tell me that? Well I just tell them to SUCK MY DICK.
