Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

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Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (also known as The Rugrats Movie 2: Rugrats in Paris and Rugrats in Paris: The Movie-Rugrats II) is a 2000 Nickelodeon Movies film and the sequel to The Rugrats Movie that follows Chuckie Finster as he searches to find a new mother.

Directed by Stig Bergqvist and Paul Demeyer. Written by David N. Weiss.
France never had a chance!

Charles Crandall Norbert "Chuckie" Finster, Jr.[edit]

  • It's like you always say, Tommy: "A baby's got to do what a baby's got to do!"
  • Over my dad's potty!

Coco LaBouche[edit]

  • What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get this show on the road! Tout de suite!
  • [to Dil] And how is this precious cupcake today? [Dil hits her on the nose with his rattle] Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?
  • Kira, remind me to immediate whoever wrote this hideous song!
  • [orders Jean-Claude to lock up babies away during her wedding with Chaz] Jean-Claude, takes those wretched dust mops away! I will not have them ruining my wedding day!
  • [to Kira] Burn zis moth-eaten plaything! I never wanted to see it again.

Dialogue[edit]

[First lines]
Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
Dil Pickles: Binky! Bye bye.
Tommy Pickles: It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
Angelica Pickles: [eating a cookie, imposing as The Godfather] You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
Tommy Pickles: Uh, no, Dil just wants a new binky.
Angelica Pickles: That's it? A binky? I don't get to squeeze no ones head of pull no ones hair?
Tommy Pickles: Uh, no!
Dil Pickles: Binky please.
Angelica Pickles: Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring. [Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring] Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge.
[Tommy and Dil leaves a room where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding. Boris is plays an accordion while everybody claps, Music starts to play while Chuckie tries to Dance]
Chuckie Finster: Nine, Eleven, eh, twenty...
Susie Carmichael: Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.
Chuckie Finster: But I'll see go to, Suzie. They just keep getting tangled up.
[Susie laughs. Phil and Lil try to crawl up to the wedding cake]
Lil DeVille: Faster, Philip, we got to get the peoples on top.
Phil DeVille: I got dibs on the feet.
Tommy Pickles: Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now.
[Phil and Lil slides down a wedding cake]
Drew Pickles: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte Pickles: I can't Mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or 2. It can't had made an impression,
[Phil and Lil talks to Angelica]
Lil DeVille: Uh, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.
[Lil holds up the head of a rocking horse]
Angelica Pickles: Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil DeVille: So that's where I'd left 'em!
[Cut to the dancing room, Dil is on deck sucking on a disk while Tommy dances with his diaper sagging down, he quickly pulls it up]
Wedding DJ: 'N now let's give a warm of applauds to the number one newlyweds out of this weeks Top Ten Married Couples, Mister Lou and Lulu Pickles!
Lou Pickles: Come on, Lulu, let's show these whipper snappers have it's done!
Lulu Pickles: I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing.
[Lou and Lulu start to dance]
Betty DeVille: So, Chaz, buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose looking. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting.
Chaz Finster: Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
[Angelica talks to Chuckie]
Angelica Pickles: You're like family to me, Finster, name your wish.
Chuckie Finster: Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather, I don't know what to wish for.
Angelica Pickles: Just pick something already! [Chuckie picks his nose] I don't mean your nose!
[Susie comes in]
Susie Carmichael: Come on Chuckie, Grandpa Lou's throwing a Gardner.
[Susie, Chuckie and Angelica leave the room. Angelica sees the baby as a Bear Suit sucking on a binky]
Angelica Pickles: We'll take that binky.
[Angelica snatches the binky from the baby and begins to cry]
Angelica Pickles: There you go, Drooly.
[Sticks binky in Dil's mouth]
Angelica Pickles: It fell off a truck.
Tommy Pickles: [satisfied] See Dilly, you've got your wish.
Drew Pickles: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte Pickles: I can't mother and merger at the same time. Besides, she only saw a scene or two. It could've made an impression.
Lil DeVille: Um, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib. [holds up the severed head of their rocking horse]
Angelica Pickles: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil DeVille: So THAT'S where I left 'em.
Angelica Pickles: [smugly] I already learned to parsee-boo Francie. That means "speak French."
Susie Carmichael: [speaking in French] I feel bad for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye.
Angelica Pickles: No-one likes a show-off, Susie.
Phil DeVille: [seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button] Hey, I wanted to push the button, Lillian!
Lil DeVille: You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!
Angelica Pickles: You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
Dil Pickles: [after wetting himself] Wee, wee!
Angelica Pickles: 'Cept him. He's speaking French already.
[Angelica's lipstick goes out of control when she hears Chuckie]
Angelica Pickles: You want a princess to be your mom? What about Coco?
Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Phil and Lil DeVille: Who?
Angelica Pickles: Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend, the Reptarland lady.
Tommy Pickles: [climbs out of the Reptar bed] That lady's not the princess, Angelica.
Chuckie Finster: Yeah. I'm gonna get the real princess for my mommy.
Angelica Pickles: Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Coco LaBouche: Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies.
Angelica Pickles: And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right?
Coco LaBouche: What?! Why do you ask?
Angelica Pickles: 'Cause, um...well, um...The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom...and let's face it, lady. You're no princess!
Coco LaBouche: Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Jean-Claude: Ooh, I smell trouble.
[while in the warehouse with Jean-Claude...]
Angelica: Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my on pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [pause; groans in frustration] I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
[Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil and Lil gasped]
Chuckie: You did? But...
Dil: Bad yucky, bad!
Angelica: Now, pipe down, drooly!
Dil: [blows raspberry]
Tommy: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.
[In the Notre Dame cathedral]
Betty: Seen one church, seen em' all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.
Priest: If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
Chuckie: I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave. [bursts in screaming his version of "I object!"] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chaz: [in awe] Chuckie? He said his first word. He's talking!
Jean-Claude: [bursts in the church, being bruised up] Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed!
Coco LaBouche: [to Chas] Ignore zat unemployed fool!
Chas: [angrily] Coco, the wedding is off! You were not the woman I thought you were!
Angelica: [enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way] Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
Coco LaBouche: Pretty flowers girls should be seen, not heard!
Mr. Yamaguchi: [rising from his seat] I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Angelica: Okay. But, listen good. 'Cause I'm trying to tell you this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
Coco LaBouche: [enraged] Listen, you traitor-
Mr. Yamaguchi: Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church]
Coco LaBouche: [shocked] Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off]
[Everyone gasps]
Angelica: Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
[Coco scoffs and storms out of the church, but Angelica purposely steps on her dress and tears it]
Jean-Claude: [in a sing-song voice] I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
Coco LaBouche: [covers her butt, and walks backwards out of the church] Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair]
Jean-Claude: [Spike attacks him as he stumbles out of the church] Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait!
Stu: Go get him, Spike!
Angelica: [pushing her way towards wedding cake] Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster?
[Last lines]
Chuckie: Well, Tommy. I guess this is the way things are gonna be from now on.

Cast[edit]

Teaser Trailer[edit]

Chuckie: Hold on, guys. I got a wedgie.
Narrator: Rugrats in Paris: The Movie.
Chuckie: Here we go!
Narrator: The Rugrats are going to Paris and Paris will never be the same. Rugrats in Paris: The Movie.
Angelica: You're just as dumb over sneezed as you are at home.
[she falls over]
Phil: Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bread.
[a yellow background appears with the "Thanksgiving 2000. In theatres everywhere" text and Paramount Pictures print logo, Nickelodeon Movies print logo, and Klasky Csupo print logo]

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