Rush Hour
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Rush Hour is a 1998 martial arts/buddy cop film.
- Directed by Brett Ratner. Written by Jim Kouf and Ross LaManna.
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[edit] Det. James Carter
- Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
- The Beach Boys are gonna get you a great ass-whoppin! Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!
- This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.
- This ciga-weed man!
- Wipe yourself off man. You dead.
- I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? [pause] DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUTTA MY MOUTH?! I cannot believe this shit. First I get a bullshit assignment, now Mr. Riceoroni...don't even speak American. C'mon man my ride's over here... Put your bag in the back. [louder] Put...yo bag...in the back! [Lee hands the bag to Carter] No, no, no, no, no! You put your own shit in the back! I am not a skycap! I'm FBI, you understand?!
- ('Dazed after being booted in the head') Which one of y'all just kicked me?
- Whoo! You know he dead!
- Man, just shut the hell up!
- You got a prescription for this? Where's that at? Where? I-I left... Abalababa where?
- I've been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass!
- I ain't gonna kill you this time, I'm just gonna kick your ASS!
- This is the United States Of James Carter! I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King...I'm Micheal Jackson, You Tito!
- I'm "Blackinese"!
- [Surprised by a rain of 100 dollar bills] Thank you, God!
- Lee kick his ass man... look at him he's a midget in a bath robe
[edit] Det. Inspector Lee
- Whassup, my nigga?
- We can hang in my crib. I will show you my 'hood
- [Singing "War"] Say it again you all.
- Oh, um...I'm policeman! I'm just trying to show him how to take a gun from a suspect.
- I don't care about him. I don't care about you. I care about the little girl.
- (When instructed to flash Carter's badge and photo ID to a group of gangsters) This won't work. I no 6' 1.
- Freeze! LAPD! (Drops Carter's Badge)
- CARTER!
[edit] Dialogue
- Sang: The drop will be made tonight 11 pm. The amount will be fifty million dollars.
- Carter: Fifty million dollars?! Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?
- Sang: I want twenty million in fiftie.
- Carter: Twenty million in fifties.
- Sang: Twenty million in twentie.
- Carter: Twenty million in twenties.
- Sang: And ten million in ten.
- Carter: Ten million in tens. You want any fives with that?
- Carter: Hey man, you seen a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?
- Secret Service guy: Go screw yourself.
- Carter: What did you say?
- Secret Service guy: Go screw yourself.
- Carter: You get your sensitive ass up there and let me in! Get out of the way!
- Lee: I am not responsible for your assumption.
- Carter: You full of shit, you understand me, you full of shit.
- Lee: Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
- Carter: [beat] What the hell did you just say? "I let people talk, blah blah blah" so I'm the one full of shit?
- Lee: We both full of shit.
- Carter: You full of shit.
- Lee:[Singing "War"] What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again you all.
- Carter: It's not "you all" its "y'all".
- Lee: Yahl?
- Carter: Y'all!
- Lee: Yaal!
- Carter: Man you sound like a karate movie. Y'all!
- Cab Driver: (points a gun at Lee and Carter) Okay, who the hell are you?
- Carter: Hey man look, FBI ? (shows his badge)
- Lee: Oh, um...I'm policeman! I'm just showing him how to take a gun from a suspect.
- [Chinese food seller handing Carter some Chinese food.]
- Carter: Damn Chen, some greasy shit? You aint got no better food like some chicken wings, some baby back-ribs, some fries or something?
- Chen: Chinese food! No soul food here!
- Carter: I ain't say nothing about no soul food. I said ain't you got some better food? I don't want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
- Chen: Fung geneo bunkwain.
- Carter: I'm a chilly what?
- Chen: I'm no punk bitch!
- Carter: I aint no punk bitch either!
- Chen: I'm no punk bitch!
- [Carter and Lee board a flight to China]
- Carter: Man, how long is this flight?
- Lee: Fifteen hours.
- Carter: Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours?
- [Lee shrugs, then puts on headphones]
- Lee: (singing) Huh!
- Carter: (Carter turns in horror)
- Lee: (singing) War! Uh! Good God "yaw."
- Carter: Aw, hell no! Stewardess, get me another seat! Stewardess!
- [After Carter rescues Sue-Yung from Van]
- Carter: Hey! Jun Tow! I got something you want!
- [Pulls Sue Yung out, bomb still strapped to her chest]
- Carter: Come on, push the button.
- Sue Yung: What are you doing?!
- Carter: I'm just playing, play along. Come on push the button!
- Sur Yung: Yeah, come on push the button!
- Carter: Push the goddamn button!
- Sur Yung: Push the goddamn button!
- [Pulls Sue Yung back]
- Carter: You heard what she said.
[edit] Outtakes
- (After Tucker messed up three times after trying to say 'Thank You' in Mandrian)
- Chan: (Laughing and says to the camera) See! How difficult is that!? My ENGLISH?! He even cannot says three words of Chinese! Now you know how I feel! (then laughs while showing two peace signs)
- [After Chan kicks up a gun in a holster and almost dropping it several time]
- Chan: Don' move! [other actor laughs] Don't smile!
- [Chan makes fake firing noises through his mouth]
- Outtakes: They must not go to bla...
- Carter: You right man, let's go tell'em. [Carter leaves]
- Officer: Alright let me see your badge buddy!
- pause
- Officer 2: This isn't a joke!
- Officer: Show me your ass!
- Tucker: Show your ass?! Ya'll some gay ass cops!
- [everyone laughs]
[edit] Taglines
- The Fastest Hands In The East Meet The Biggest Mouth In The West.
- Pals Forever. If they can get past today.
- They come from different cultures. But on a case this big, they speak the same language.
[edit] Cast
- Jackie Chan — Chief Inspector Lee
- Chris Tucker — Detective James Carter
[edit] External links
- Rush Hour quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Rush Hour at Rotten Tomatoes
