Saints Row

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Saints Row is a 2006 video game about a street gang that completely fell apart to gain street reputation and regain control of the streets of Stillwater.

Directed by Christopher A. Stockman. Written by Steve Jaros.
Welcome to Stilwater. A little slice of hell. (taglines)


Julius Little[edit]

  • Of course, you can always drop any motherfuckers flyin' the wrong flag.
  • You alrigh', playa?
  • They took the fight to us, we're gonna take the fuckin' fight to them.
  • Nigga, you should buckle yo seatbelt.

Johnny Gat[edit]

  • Bullets still kill motherfuckers, right? Doesn't get much simpler than that.
  • (To Lin who punched a guy)When you punch, don't throw your shoulders so much.
  • (To the player who's mute) Yeah, you've been a great help.
  • (Yelling at a TV Crew) Yeah, we're blowing up shit! Cause we're the... Vice Kings, right.
  • So you're Julius`s new boy huh? You don't look like much. But then again, I don't look like I have an eight inch cock. So I guess we're both full of suprises.
  • So you're tellin' me that were going to take out the Chief of Police at the funeral of the guy we just smashed? Don't tease me, Dex.

Dex[edit]

  • It's not the Los Carnales. It's just The Carnales. Los means... fuck it.
  • It's not the Los Carnales! Jesus, what's wrong with you?
  • (Grabs a bag from Luz) So, what's in here? Guns, money, some uncut shit... (Inspects the bag) Shoes?

Main Character[edit]

(Note that the main character is not always mute, and has no name.)

  • (Yelling at the phone) I got ran over by a motherfuckin' truck, what do you think!?
  • (Pointing a gun at Luz) Bullshit , that's last year's Fall collection!
  • (In an elavator, joking about a comment) Hope you don't mind Hepatitis.
  • (Interupting a speech) Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's.

Other Minor Characters[edit]

  • Vice King Soldier: (Points gun at main character) Wrong time, wrong place. Dawg.
  • Los Carnales Soldier: Hector says 'Buenos noches' (good night in Spanish) (points gun).
  • Will the Pimp: You lookin' fo' a little sumin' sumin'? Cos' if so I could let Peggy here give you a ride. (The camera shows an obese prostitute and the main character is disgusted) Nah, I didn't think so. Look bro, I gotta be honest; I'm tryin' to get a business started here, but right now the only hoe I got is so fugly, blind mother-fuckers turn her down.
  • Lin: Donny, get in! (Donny jumps on the car while getting shot, sliding over the hood) Shit, I think you scrached my hood.

Dialogue[edit]

Johnny Gat: I'm gonna skullfuck that bitch.
Player: (long pause) Hope you don't mind Hepatitis.
Johnny Gat: (shocked that the mute character spoke) What...?

Dex: So, what's in here? Guns, money, some uncut shit? SHOES?
Luz Avalos: Actually, they're this season's new--
Player: Bullshit! That's LAST year's fall collection!
Luz Avalos: That's not true.
Player: (Points gun at her.)
Dex: (At the player) Let it go, man, no reason to piss off Manuel.



Johnny Gat: I got a plan
Dex: Your definition of a plan is taking the biggest hammer you can find and smashin' everything in your way.
Johnny Gat: Well, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me!
Dex: A real *dumb* plan, as your whackass robo-leg proves.
'Johnny Gat: Ah, fuck you.
Dex: Next time you try that cowboy shit you may not walk away at all.
Johnny Gat: No, seriously- fuck you.
Dex: Look, I've got a plan that will put hurt on the Kings and minimum risk on you.
Johnny Gat: How much murder do I get to do?
Dex: None!
Johnny Gat: Your plan blows.

Julius Little: That was a hell of an explosion! You alright, playa?
Player: I got ran over by a motherfuckin' truck, what you think!?
Julius Little: Ah, quit being a bitch.
Player: (infuriated).

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