Scooby-Doo (film)

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Scooby-Doo is a 2002 live-action film based on the Hanna Barbara cartoon Scooby-Doo. Two years after a clash of egos forced Mystery Inc. to close its doors, Scooby-Doo and his clever crime-solving cohorts Fred, Daphne, Shaggy and Velma are individually summoned to Spooky Island to investigate a series of paranormal incidents at the ultra-hip Spring Break hot spot.

Directed by Raja Gosnell. Screenplay by James Gunn.
He's live and un-leashed (tagline)


Shaggy[edit]

  • Scooby Doo, Where are you?
  • (to Daphne) Like, Scoob and me don't do castles. Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, Suits of Armour you think's a statue, and there's a guy that follows you every time you turn around. (Scooby shows Daphne what Shaggy actually means.)

Scrappy[edit]

  • (chasing Scooby and Shaggy) Scooby Doo, where are you?!
  • (to Scooby) You look so much bigger on TV!
  • (to Scooby after turning back to normal) Come on, I can still take you! Put 'em up you mangy mut! (Scooby rolls his eyes and punches Scrappy into a wall) Is that all you got?! (Scooby just shrugs)
  • I would've gotten away with it too if weren't for you meddling sons of...! (the door shuts on the helicopter cutting him off while Daphne gasps in shock)

Dialogue[edit]

Velma: Fred? Come in Fred! FRED?! can you hear me?
Fred: Fredster here Velms!
Velma: Shockingly, Daphne's been captured again. That's okay. When the Luna Ghost rounds the corner with Daphne Shaggy and Scooby will pop out of the barrel-
Fred: And you'll activate the conveyor belt, spilling the vat of oil onto the floor.
Velma: Just remember my plan.

Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby: Me too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again.

Reporter: Pam, any comments for us?
Pamela Anderson: This is a victory for any celebrity who wants to make a quality, ecologically-friendly action figure.
Reporter: Fred, what's the secret of your success?
Fred: Teamwork. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork... and I always have a plan. Come on.
Velma: Yeah, my plan.
Fred: I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...
Everyone: Old Man Smithers?
Pam: The Creepy Janitor?
Freddy: Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.
Velma: These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.
Old Man Smithers: I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog! I'll get you for this!
Scooby: Scooby-dooby-doo.
Daphne: That ghost pawed me for an hour and a half!
Fred: Daph...it's not our fault that you always get kidnapped!
Daphne: I do not always get kidnapped! I can't belive you'd say that to me!
Velma: Oh please! You come with your own ransom demand! (Daphne steals her glasses) Hey my glasses!
Daphne: Look who's helpless now!
Velma: (feels Fred's shoes and think's he's Daphne and starts choking Fred) I'm gonna kill you Daphne!
Fred: (Fred pushes her off him) Hey, hey, hey! (checks his neck scarf) Watch the ascot!
Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavoured ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby: Mmm-mm.
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Velma: You know what, Shaggy. You've really put it into perspective for me.
Shaggy: Thanks.
Velma: I quit.
Shaggy: No.
Daphne: No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl.
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here.
Daphne: Oh Yeah, Well Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guy's, don't do this. Please, don't go.
Scooby: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

Man: I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden, or creepy in the name.
Scooby: Or hydrocolonic.
Shaggy: Right, or hydrocolonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.

Shaggy: Boy, oh, boy, those sure do look like Scooby Snacks.
Mary Jane: I know they're for dogs, but they're 100% vegetarian and I love them.
Shaggy: Like, me too!
Mary Jane: Far out. I have never met another person who loves Scooby Snacks.
Shaggy: Me neither.
Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane.
Shaggy: [too shocked to speak] Like that is my favorite name.
Mary Jane: Really? No way

Mondavarious: I'm Emile Mondavarious, the owner of the amusement park.
Velma: You seem less...
Shaggy: Spooky!
Velma: Than we'd have guessed.
...
Velma: What's the problem, exactly?
Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Brad: Carol! Hey Carol, how's the island?
Carol: [with an angry tone] Are you tricking on me?
Brad: Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--
Carol: [suddenly lifts up Brad in air] Back off my grill, son.
Brad: [screaming in pure terror] CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[She throws Brad in front of Mystery Inc. and Mondavarious, then walks away with the other kids; Brad crawls away in fright]
Mondavarious: I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.
Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.
Fred: Not before I solve it first.
Mondavarious: Well done.
Daphne: You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Fred: (in Daphne's body) Hey.... now I can look at myself naked!
Velma: Oh brother!

Fred: (in Daphne's body) Hey good looking!
Daphne: (in Fred's body) Fred! You egocentric...
Shaggy: (interuppting)Like, please tell me that you guys are you!
Daphne: (in Fred's body. She stamps foot, exasperated) Fred keeps touching me!

Daphne: We did it!
Fred: Yes we did. (The two kiss. Daphne suddenly breaks off.)
Daphne: Fred! Cut it out. (Both smile.)

Tagline[edit]

  • He's live and un-leashed

Cast[edit]

Fred - Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Daphne - Sarah Michelle Gellar
Shaggy - Matthew Lillard
Velma - Linda Cardellini
Mondavarious - Rowan Atkinson
Mary Jane - Isla Fisher

External links[edit]

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