Serious Sam The Second Encounter

Serious Sam First and Second Encounters

• "Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye."
• "Oh, God. Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!"
• "Die when I kill you!"
• "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself!" (when fighting kamikazes)
• "Hey! Didn't I kick your ass two rooms back !?" (when he kills the same type of monster again)
• "Goooood morniiiiiing Babylooooon!" (a reference to Good morning, Vietnam)
• "These guys have seriously lost their heads"
• "Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."
• "Double your gun, double your fun!"
• "C'mon! Just try to hurt me now!"
• "Look ma', I'm a lumberjack!" (said when aquiring a chainsaw)
• "What are you screaming for!? The pain hasn't even started yet!"
• "Uuugh, I need a vacation."
• "Am I the man, or am I the man!?"
• "Oh yeah, shake baby, shake, but I ain't gonna QUAKE!"
• "Finally, some sci-fi mumbo-jumbo!" (said when aquiring a quad-barreled laser cannon)
• "Now I've got your ticket to hell."
• "He he he. Now you're all FIRED!" (said when aquiring a flamethrower)
• "Rocket ranger, ready to rocket!" (said when aquiring a rapid-firing rocket launcher)
• "Rocket-roll!" (same as above)
• "Now you'll dance my tune!"
• "My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! Ha ha ha...ow God, who writes this stuff!?"
• "They say two heads are better than one, but how does it fart?" (when examining a statue of a two-headed snake)
• "To be or not to be, that is a serious question."
• "He who wields a minigun, fears not." (ancient proverb)
• "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!"
• "Now I'm seriously serious!"
• "Hey guys! Let's play hot potato!" (after collecting a Grenade Launcher)
• "Who's Next?"

Serious Sam II

• "Yeah, baby!"
• "I love Bananas!"
• "Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets."
• "Long range weapon for a long term relationship."
• "Double the gun, double the fun!"
• "Secret Duke's skeleton has been found!""Dude, you've been hanging here FOREVER!"
• "Secret fake health has been found!":"MY GOD! HE SURE HAD ME FOOLED!"
• "I eat resistance for breakfast!"
• "Hell! How did you know what's coming!(to NETRICSA)
• "BAAAAZUUUKA!"
• "He can lick my lead."
• "WOHOO! Let's go BOWLING!"(picks up a cannon)
• "I knew it! I KNEW IT!"
• "You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what I'm doing here. And 2 seconds have just passed..."
• "WOHOO! They've made the guns even BIGGER since the last game!"
• "Aarrr, mateys! They be comin' from the starboard bow, fire them cannons and swab the poop deck!"
• "Hehehe! Shiny.. and deadly!"
• "CRAP!"
• "Now that's some serious firepower."
• "Let's kick some ass!"
• "I forgot my driver's license at home. He he.."
• "Well I do love to party, but I don't like to clean up the mess."
• "Who's gonna stop me!?"
• "Spikes!? I hate spikes!"
• "This thing fires 8 rounds per second. That's 480 rounds per minute! Imagine!"
• "I love pulling switches! NOT!"
• "I love playing with fire!"
• "This game is full of bugs!"
• "Yeah, baby! There will be NO bugs in this game!"
• "Ha ha! Now I can do some SERIOUS gang banging!"
• "I shoot, you count."
• "OK, who's gonna go first, scumbags!"
• "YEEEHAAAW!"
• "Croteam rulez!"
• "Who leaves these weapons lying around?"
• "I love collecting big guns! It looks so Unreal!"
• "Those rocks can shake, but I won't Quake."
• "Who's The One?! Isn't it obvious? I AM!"
• "I'm gonna have a Serious talk with Croteam one of these days."
• "We can do this the hard way, or my way... They're basically the same thing."

Conversations

Sam: Who's there?
Voice in phone: It's Sam.
Sam: Sam who?
Voice: Serious Sam!
Sam: Yeah, right. (puts it down) Heh, what a joker. SAM I AM!

Prince Chan: That's enough! I'll bite you're head off and shove it up your ...!
Serious Sam: Look, just give me the Medallion and nobody will get hurt.
Prince Chan: Over my dead body!
Serious Sam: I was sorta hopin' you would say that!