Shark Tale

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Shark Tale is a 2004 computer animated film produced by DreamWorks Animation. It stars the voices of Will Smith, Angelina Jolie, Renée Zellweger, Jack Black, Martin Scorsese, and Robert De Niro.

Directed by Bibo Bergenson, Vicki Jensen and Rob Letterman. Written by Michael J. Wilson and Rob Letterman.
Behind every little fish is a great white lie. Taglines

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    [First lines]
    [A shark slowly approaches a worm, who frantically struggles to get free of his line; he comes up behind him and prepares to eat him; the worm then turns around and has a shocked face when he sees the shark, who then reveals himself as Lenny]
    Lenny: Hi! I'm Lenny!
    [The worm faints]
    Lenny: Oh! Little buddy, did I scare ya? I'm sorry.
    [Lenny puts the worm in his fins and pokes him in an attempt to wake him up]
    Lenny: Wake up. Okay, don't worry about it, I'll get you out in a jiffy. Keep holding your breath, little wormy.
    [As Lenny tries to get the worm out, he sticks his tongue out; Lenny's older brother Frankie calls for Lenny]
    Frankie: Yo, Lenny!
    Lenny: Uh... I'm comin', Frankie!
    Frankie: Move it. Pop's waiting.
    [Lenny goes back to getting the worm out]
    Lenny: Here we go. And gotcha. Okay, buddy, you're free. Now escape. Just go. Cry freedom.
    Oscar: Do you hear them, Lenny?! They are going crazy, man! They love us!
    Lenny: They love *you*. They hate me!
    Oscar: [shocked] What?!
    Lenny: Can we switch sides? Maybe I can be the Fish Slayer! They'll never see it comin'!
    Oscar: Come on, man! Look. You sell this, you'll never have to go home again! You could start a new life! [Lenny nods his head understandingly] Now gimme a growl!
    Lenny: Okay. [purrs; he then clears his throat and growls loudly in Oscar's face and everyone in their homes look out] Like that?
    Oscar: That was... pretty good!
    Don Lino: I bring you in here, look you in the eye, tell you what's what. And what?
    Sykes: What?
    Don Lino: What "What"?
    Sykes: "What what" nothin'. You said "What" first.
    Don Lino: I didn't say "What" first. I asked you "What".
    Sykes: No, you said "And then what?", and I said "What?"
    Don Lino: No I said "What what," like what "what"!
    Sykes: [pause] You said "What" first.
    Don Lino: Now you're makin' fun of me?!
    Sykes: No no no no, you misunderstood!
    [Lenny and Frankie enter]
    Frankie: Sorry we're late, pop. Lenny had an accident.
    [Lenny hops onto his seat]
    Frankie: He was born! [laughs]
    Lenny: [laughs sarcastically] You're a comic genius.
    Sykes: Look, all I'm saying is the kid ain't exactly no killer.
    Don Lino: My Lenny is a killer. Ya hear me? A cold-blooded killer! Look at him!
    [Lino and Sykes both see Lenny swirling around gleefully in his seat; Frankie shakes his head, annoyed]
    Sykes: Huh?
    Don Lino: [frustrated] That's it! That's it! You are out!
    Sykes: [shocked] What?!
    [Sykes gets inflated, and his voice changes to a much higher tone]
    Sykes: [in a high-pitched voice] Whaddya mean I'm out?
    Don Lino: You're fired! [hits Sykes, causing him to fly away]
    [Sykes screams as he flies past Lenny and Frankie who watch him; Sykes hits and sticks to the wall]
    Don Lino: And on top of that, you're gonna have to start payin' me!
    Sykes: For what?!
    Don Lino: So nothing happens to that little Whale Wash of yours!
    Oscar: [Finds Frankie dead behind him, starts yelling crazily] Watch it! Back up! I'm crazy! I be trippin'! [makes karate moves and noises until he accidentally kicks Bernie]
    Bernie: Ow! What the--?!
    [Oscar, Ernie, and Bernie all scream simultaneously; Oscar hides behind Frankie]
    Bernie: Don't hurt us! We're sorry! It was all Ernie's idea! [Ernie nods, then looks at Bernie angrily]
    Ernie: Oscar?
    Bernie: Did you kill that shark?
    Oscar: Uh, yeah. Exactly how it looks; that's how it is.
    Oscar: Hey, Crazy Joe!
    Crazy Joe: Now you live in a great penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?
    Oscar: That's a billboard, Crazy Joe.
    Crazy Joe: You live in a billboard? And they call me crazy!
    [Oscar has just made his way out of Lenny's jaw and is striking a manly post for the crowds.]
    Oscar: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
    [The crowd cheers]
    Oscar: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
    [The crowd cheers]
    Oscar: YOU HAD ME AT HELLO!
    [The crowd cheers; Angie raises her eyebrows.]
    Frankie [dying]: Lenny, is that you?
    Lenny: I'm here, Frankie.
    Frankie: Come closer.
    Lenny: What is it, Frankie?
    Frankie: I'm so cold.
    Lenny: That's just because we're cold-blooded.
    [Frankie slaps Lenny]
    Lenny: Ow!
    Frankie: [deep voice] Moron. [dies]
    Oscar: I AM NOT A REAL SHARKSLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! I lied!
    Lino: [shocked] What?
    Crazy Joe: [tearfully] And I'm not a real financial advisor!
    Oscar: [awkwardly] Okaaay... [to Lino] It was an anchor that killed Frankie. I didn't have anything to do with it, and neither did Lenny.
    Lino: [to Lenny] If that's true, why did you run away?
    Lenny: Because you always wanted me to be like Frankie. I'll never be the shark you want me to be.
    Oscar: [to Lino] What is your problem?! So your son likes kelp, so his best friend is a fish, so he likes to dress like a dolphin! So what? Everybody loves him, just the way he is. Why can't you? Don't make the same mistake that I did. I didn't know what I had... until I lost it.
    [Unnoticed by him, Angie looks moved in the background]
    Lino: [close to tears] Can you get me outta this? So I can hug my kid, and tell him I'm sorry?
    [Oscar frees Lino and Lenny from the Whale Wash machines]
    Lino: Come here, you. [hugs Lenny] I love you, son. No matter what you eat, or how you dress.

    [edit] Taglines

    • In Fall, A New School Will Rule.
    • The Story Of What Happens When One Little Fish Tells A Great White Lie...
    • Behind Every Little Fish Is A Great White Lie.
    • A New School's Gonna Rule...

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