Short Circuit
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Short Circuit is a 1986 comedy science fiction film about a robot, #5, who short circuits during a thunderstorm and escapes from Nova Robotics. He has been designed as a weapon, and his designer Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg) and the others at Nova are concerned he might be dangerous. Meanwhile, #5 is being protected by Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy).
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[edit] #5
- #5... is alive!
- Malfunction! Need input!
- No disassemble!
- Attractive. Nice software!
[edit] Stephanie Speck
- Come out here Mr. Scummo!
[edit] Newton Crosby
- Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.
[edit] Ben Jabituya
- Maybe we have created another Frankfurter's monster.
- [To Crosby] Hi, honey. What is for dinner?
- [To Stephanie] Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.
- I am standing here beside myself.
[edit] Dialogue
- Skroeder: [Speaking about #5] Maybe it's pissed off.
- Crosby: Schroeder, it's a machine. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes.
- Ben and Crosby: It just runs programs.
- Howard: It usually runs programs.
- Crosby: Where are you from, anyway?
- Ben: Bakersfield, originally.
- Crosby: No, I mean your ancestors.
- Ben: Oh, them. Pittsburgh.
- Howard: Great, so instead of $11,000,000 on the loose, we'll have 22,000,000.
- Ben: Also we are needing gas money.
[edit] Other
- Ben: Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?
- Number 5: Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?
[edit] Tagline
- Something wonderful has happened...No. 5 is alive.
[edit] External links
- Short Circuit quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Find me a robot
- #5ALIVE by KLJ