Shortpacked!

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Shortpacked! is a webcomic written and drawn by David Willis. It is an autobiographical comic set in a toy store, using characters from some of the cartoonist's other comics, such as Roomies and It's Walky. Shortpacked! began in 2005 and updates five days a week.

2005[edit]

  • Ethan: Doesn't anybody care about what Megatron wants?
02/07/2005
  • Robin: Ya got more ponies than the Indy 500.
04/18/2005
  • Ethan: You know you've been on the computer too much when you wonder which cheap Photoshop filter was used to make the pretty clouds in the sky.
05/02/2005
  • Ethan: You're the reason why we have correctional facilities.
05/30/2005
  • Mike: There's a mugged leprechaun at the end of every rainbow.
07/22/2005

2006[edit]

  • Ethan: This is a coffee house. We pay extra to be hated.
02/02/2006
  • Faz: You are no doubt ansconding to your girlfriends to gossip about the exotic allure of my uncircumscized penis. Success?
02/22/2006
  • Galasso: Will no one flood my daughter with sperm?
06/27/2006
  • Robin: Can there be spankings?
08/10/2006
  • Ninja Rick: Do they not realize that to be truly ninja you must speak "-chan" after every other noun??
08/31/2006

2007[edit]

  • Conquest: Why does my father believe I harbor some manner of pillow fetish?
02/22/2007
  • Ultra Car: What an insane world I live in, said the talking automobile.
07/13/2007
08/03/2007
  • Mike: They're all dressed the same and praying. I think they're a cult. Can I set them on fire?
11/14/2007
  • Amber: Do you have any idea how much paperwork there is if you kill Mike on the clock?! And I'm gonna have to fill it all out!
12/28/2007

2008[edit]

  • Ultra Car: It's repeatable, sloppy, it denigrates the other party, and it feels great. I wonder if this is what sex is like.
04/04/2008
  • Ethan: And I can't believe everyone's fancy makeovers happened while the gay guy was gone.
07/17/2008
  • Ethan: Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.
08/04/2008
  • Leslie: I think I prefer my evil to be unapologetic.
12/11/2008
  • Ethan: Enjoying our job is clearly forbidden in our handbook.
12/17/2008

2009[edit]

03/13/2009
  • Robin: I totally just had one of those awesome eighties movie montages!
04/27/2009
  • Robin: I picked the wrong day to start drinking dish detergent.
06/03/2009
  • Ethan: Give me a moment so that I may appear conflicted.
07/14/2009

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