Shrek the Third
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Shrek the Third (called Shrek 3 in early production, not to be confused with Shrek 3-D) is the second sequel to Shrek. It was released on May 18, 2007.
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[edit] Shrek
- Listen Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get all up in your grill, raise your roof or whatever.
- (While Artie begs to Merlin to take them back) Have a heart,
- (out of nowhere looking at Prince Charming) Break a leg, or on second thought let me break it for you.
[edit] Donkey
- (singing to Shrek and Fiona) Good morning... good morning... to you and you and yooooou.
- (after seeing the villains, with Captain Hook on a piano) Look out! They got a piano!
- (discovering Shrek nude in bed) AAAAH!! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies.
- (at the end of Shrek's dream sequence, with an ogre baby head) Dada.
- (in Puss's body) How in the Hans Christen Andersen am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?!
[edit] Arthur
- (to Shrek) Please don't eat me!
- (after Shrek tries to talk to him with clichéd teenager lingo) SOMEBODY HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!
[edit] Others
- Snow White: Everybody keep calm... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! (before getting slapped by Doris)
- Captain Hook: Avast, ye cookie. Start talking.
[edit] Dialogue
- Puss in Boots (Donkey): I haven't been on a trip like that since college.
- Shrek: Donkey?
- Puss in Boots (Donkey): What? I got something in my teeth? [realizes he has switched bodies with Puss in Boots] Huh!? What the... Oh n-no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a fancy-feasting, second-rate sidekick!
- Donkey (Puss in Boots): Oh, at least you don't look like some kind of a bloated roadside piñata! You should really go on a diet!
- Puss In Boots (Donkey): We went to high school, and the boat crashed and we got bibbity-bobbity-booped by the magic man.
- Doris: You poor sweet things.
- Cinderella: I don't get it.
- Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet... What's to get?
- Sleeping Beauty: Who that?
- Doris: I know he's a jerk and all but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July.
- Sleeping Beauty and Rapunzel: Ewwwww!
- Snow White: I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me!
- Sleeping Beauty: (while being carried by Doris) Everything's always about you, isn't it? It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow!
- Snow White: I think it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land!
- Rapunzel: You mean in that RIGGED election?
- Snow White: Oh, give me a break. (dreamy voice) Rapunzel, Rapunzel, (sarcastic voice) let down thy golden extensions.
- Queen Lillian: Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together.
- (Rapunzel has betrayed the princesses in order to be with Prince Charming.)
- Charming: Say hello to the new queen of Far Far Away!
- Cinderella: Yay! (claps)
- (Awkward pause)
- Fiona: Rapunzel, how could you?
- Rapunzel: Jealous much?
- Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
- [Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space.]
- Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
- Sleeping Beauty: [Snaps awake] Waiting to be rescued. [falls back asleep]
- Shrek: (looking at Artie talking with princesses) See, what'd I tell ya? The kid's gonna make a great king.
- Fiona: For what it's worth, you would have too.
- Shrek: (rubs Fiona's stomach) I have something much more important in mind.
- Captain Hook: (looming over a young boy threateningly with his hook) Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan!
- Boy's Mother: His name's not Peter!
- Captain Hook: Shut it, Wendy.
- Donkey: Worr-sest-ter-shirey?
- Shrek : It's Worcestershire, Donkey.
- Donkey: Oooh! Like the sauce? IT'S SPICEH!
- Artie: (To Shrek) Please don't eat me!
- Students and Teacher: (chanting) Eat him, eat him...
- Shrek: I'm not here to eat him!
- Students and Teacher: Aww...
- Shrek: It's time to pack up your toothbrush and jammies. You're the new king of Far Far Away.
- Artie: What?
- Gingy: I hate dinner theatre.
- Pinocchio: Me too. [nose grows]
- Rapunzel: Oh pookykins, you said you wouldn't hurt them.
- Prince Charming: Not now, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later.
- Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... Where... is... Shrek?
- Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
- Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
- Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
- Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
- Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
- Prince Charming: Stop it!
- Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.
- Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
- Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
- Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
- Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
- Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
- Puss in Boots: [talking to a female cat] It's out of my hands, señorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life.
- Female cat: Meeaow.
- Puss in Boots: [to several female cats] As are you... And, uh, you... And, oops, you... And I... err... I don't know you but I'd like to.
- [Off-screen sound of the female cats attacking each other]
- Puss in Boots: [very quickly] I gotta go!
[edit] Cast
- Mike Myers as Shrek
- Eddie Murphy as Donkey
- Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona
- Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots
- Justin Timberlake as Arthur "Artie" Pendragon
- Rupert Everett as Prince Charming
- Eric Idle as Merlin
- Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian
- John Cleese as King Harold
[edit] Other characters
- Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man, Rumpelstiltskin, Headless Horseman
- Cody Cameron as Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, Ogre Triplets and Bohort
- Jonathan Ross (UK)/Larry King (US) as Doris the Ugly Stepsister
- Christopher Knights as The Three Blind Mice
- Amy Poehler as Snow White
- Maya Rudolph as Rapunzel
- Megan Hilty as Snow White (Singing Voice)
- Amy Sedaris as Cinderella
- Aron Warner as Big Bad Wolf
- Cheri Oteri as Sleeping Beauty and Actress
- Ian McShane as Captain Hook
- Susan Blakeslee as Wicked Queen
- Regis Philbin as Mabel the Ugly Stepsister
- Mark Valley as Cyclops
- Chris Miller as Puppet Master
- Seth Rogen as Ship Captain
- Tom Kane as Guard #1
- Kari Wahlgren as Old Lady
- Jim Cummings as Shrek (ADR work)
- Mark Moseley as Donkey (ADR work)
- Samantha Bond as Princess Fiona (ADR work)
- Simon Callow as Artie (ADR work)
- John Lithgow as Lord Farquaad (seen in a flashback by Gingerbread Man)
- John Krasinski as Lancelot
- Gwen (Princess Gwenivere)
[edit] See Also
[edit] Taglines
- And They Lived Happily Never After.
- He's In For The Royal Treatment.
- The Wait Is Ogre.
[edit] External links
- Shrek the Third quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Shrek the Third at Rotten Tomatoes
