Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

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Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas is a 2003 animated feature film directed by Patrick Gilmore and Tim Johnson. It was released in United States theaters on July 2, 2003.

Sinbad[edit]

  • Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!
  • How can one woman do so much damage? (ship cracks) Uh...
  • [While going to rescue Marina from the giant snow bird] Oh, she couldn't see that bird? Everyone else saw it. Big as a freakin' ship. Marina? Marina's looking the other way.
  • Pray to the gods. We may be meeting them soon.
  • [to Marina] Yes, we've done this sort of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly while I give you a free lesson in sailing.
  • [while it is cold and Kale is bare-chested] Woah! Get a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out!
  • [About a sailor on Proteus' ship who was spat up by the sea monster and kept fighting] Give that guy a raise!
  • [arguing with Marina] A ship is no place for a woman.

Marina[edit]

  • [to Sinbad] You.... you egotistical, disrespectful, pretentious, pompous, self-centered, cantankerous, loony, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable....
  • Are you crazy! I saved your life!
  • [to Eris] You're wrong about him! You don't know what's in his heart!

Eris[edit]

  • [About Sinbad] He's so cute. And so gullible.
  • Enough talking! Time for some screaming.
  • [Has just impersonated Sinbad attacking the guard in charge of the Book of Peace] I love playing pretend.

Rat[edit]

  • [At the edge of the world] We are going to die!
  • [to Marina] Indeed, signorina. Only the most FOOLISH OF CAPTAINS would dare sail through this.

Dialogue[edit]

Proteus: It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.
Sinbad: See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

Sinbad: And you are?
Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.

Kale: What happened down here?
Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Kale: Try me.
Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
[Kale laughs at Sinbad.]

Proteus: Do you realise how serious this is?
Sinbad: Do YOU realise how many times I've heard that today?

Kale: Fiji?
Sinbad: Think of the beaches!
Kale: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad: Think of the sun!
Kale: It's monsoon season!
Sinbad: Oh, and the women!
Kale: They're cannibals, Sinbad.
Sinbad: Exactly!

Marina: Knife, please.
Sinbad: OK, right, like I'd give you a weapon.

[Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.]
Sinbad: Whose idea was that again?
Marina: I don't know, but he owes me lunch.

Marina: So, how do we get down?
Sinbad: I don't know. [She stares at him.] I don't know yet.
Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?
Sinbad: Of all the ungrateful-! Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!

Sinbad: This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.
Eris: Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute.

Marina: You're rescuing me.
Sinbad: Yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.

[after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick]
Sailors: No Spike... Don't...
[Spike vomits]
Sailor: Hey, where'd HE get the carrots?

Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad!
Marina: Agh, men!

Rat: It just ends, Captain! It's the edge of the world!
Gin: [To Li] Pay up, it's flat. [Li hands him some gold]

Dialogue from the Bonus Short 'Sinbad on Cyclops Island'[edit]

Rat: [To Marina as she is being attacked by Cyclops] Signorina! I'll save you!
Sinbad: [To Kale] Save Rat.
Kale: Right.

Cast (voices)[edit]

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