Sins (webcomic)

This is a collection of quotes and so on, from the comic Sins:Venials. See here for an article about this webcomic.

Conversations

• Rhett: So basically ... By doing things right, I've made my life harder.
  Lust: I guess so!

• Lust: We probably won't even meet any giant monsters!
  Rhett: Probably?
  Lust: Probably.

• Lust: Hello?! Were you not listening earlier? Balance of the Universe! If there are deadly Sins ...
  Chastity: Then there are holy Virtues.

• Cuberos: Monsters...
  Gluttony: Hiya!

• Envy: I am so colossally turned on right now.
  Greed: But she's dressed like a n-
  Envy: I... DON'T... CARE...

• Lust: I'll just do it when you're asleep
  Rhett: What did you just say?
  Lust: Nothing. Sleep well, Rhett.

• Lust: Wait a minute! You piss and moan about my possession but you like being this freak?! You have a tail!
  *Lust pulls Rhett's tail*
  Rhett: Ow! Ow! Ow! That hurts! It's attached to my butt, you know!

• Rhett: I could probably show someone his still-beating heart like this
  Lust: Revert to normal right now, young man!
  *Lust smacks Rhett*
  Rhett: Ow! Ok, ok

• Rhett: Okay, Sloth, do you remember where to go?
  Sloth: Meh.
  Rhett: That's a what, yes? No?
  Sloth: Meh.
  Rhett: Post office?
  Sloth: Meh.
  Rhett: Bank?
  Sloth: Meh.
  Rhett: Fields?
  Sloth: Meh!

• Pride (Grandeur): I've suffered through wave after wave of you ugly people and now it's finally my turn.
  *Lust growls at him*
  Pride: Oh, you know it's true. (to Gluttony) You drool.
  (to Greed) You ignore the basic laws of grammar. (to Anger) You need a nail file. (to Sloth) You're disgusting goo. (to Envy) You're a lumbering moron. (to Lust) And you're a conceited bimbo. Now can we please get the runt to my temple?!

• Rhett: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just wait.
  Rhett: It will be far more effective to free him, then rip off his flesh
  Lust: Oooh! Smart move!

• Lust: I get to harass people and feel morally good about it?
  Miranda:If that gets you working...
  Lust: Grooooovy

• Woman: Kitty, wait! Come on, kitty, Come back!
  Lust: Let's not come back to this house. ...Ever again.

• Rhett: So what are these temple things?
  Lust: They're points on the world that we can draw strength from. Pools of energy, lay lines, call it what you wish.
  Rhett: Wow.
  Lust: Pretty neat, huh?
  Rhett: No, I just never knew the embodiments of evil would be such hippies.

• Pride: We should be focusing on returning me to my highest state of glory.
  Greed: (slaps Pride upside the head)
  Rhett: Thank you, Greed.

• Lust: It's odd though. I just don't feel quite right.
  (a sword hits the ground in front of Lust with a "THWUCK")
  Lust: That's what I forgot!

• Rhett: Pointy weapons outrank height on the danger scale!

• Content: You don't know it, but Universes get destroyed all the time. They just always rebuild themselves.

• Envy: You're endangering the world for some ego trip?
  Anger: (nods)
  Pride: Wow. Even I'm not that bad.

• Rhett: Yeah! I'm going to go see my family and friends.
  Lust: That's not fair! We need wacky adventures, action-packed exploring, thrilling fights ...
  Rhett: Ever milked a goat before?
  Lust: Nooo ...
  Rhett: Oh, boy! Are you guys in for a treat!

• Envy: Ha ! Hey, he's a Fop-sicle.

• Envy: Give me one reason I shouldn't make you go "snap".

• Murdoch: (holding a crystal ball) You can't destroy a soul/spirit/essence/whatever you want to call it. A soul is like crystal or glass. We're alive and everything is keen. We meet you ... (CRASH) The soul looks destroyed ... but! We can glue it back together. No matter how hard you smash it, there will always be pieces to put back together.

• Murdoch: You didn't seriously think you could just stab and kill her, did you?
  Greed: ... yes?

• Fortune Pride: It's like she's an unholy spirit!
  Gluttony: I hate to break it to you ...

• Gluttony: I think we need to ask for help
  Lust: And swallow our pride?!
  Fortune Pride: *Snicker*
  Greed: Oh grow up