Soul Eater

Soul Eater (ソウルイーター Sōru Ītā?) is a Japanese manga written and illustrated by Atsushi Okubo. Set at the "Death Weapon Meister Academy," the series revolves around three teams consisting of a weapon meister and (at least one) human weapon. Trying to make the latter a "death scythe" and thus fit for use by the academy's headmaster, Lord Death, they must collect the souls of 99 evil humans and one witch, in that order or they will have to restart all over again.

Maka Albarn

[Maka Albarn (マカ=アルバーン, Maka Arubān) is Soul Eater Evans' Meister. As such, she stands out as the female protagonist and one of the main Meister in the story. Of all the main characters, she is the most normal and civilized of the group, which provides a significant balance to the other main characters.]

Maka Albarn: MAKA CHOP!

Maka Albarn: "A sound soul dwells within a sound mind, and a sound body."

Maka Albarn: "Your soul is mine!"

Maka Albarn: "42-42-564, whenever you want to knock on Death's door."

Maka Albarn: "You men. All of you, you're horrible. Cheating on every woman. But you, you I actually decided to trust. I put my faith in you. I can't believe this. I wish that all of you would just die!"

Maka Albarn: "People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger."

Maka Albarn: "The legendary super-skill of the Scythe-Meister! Witch Hunter!"

Maka Albarn: "Stop looking at my soul, you creep!"

Maka Albarn: "I was wondering. Do souls taste good? You seem to like 'em."

Maka Albarn: "I screwed up..."

Maka Albarn: "The 118th rule in the Death Weapon Meister Academy handbook states, 'In the event of an emergency students are allow to enter the Death Room without first obtaining permission'."

Maka Albarn: "We have to find a way to face this scar."

Maka Albarn: "I refuse to let my fear control me anymore."

Maka Albarn: "I'm going to become stronger!"

Maka Albarn: "It doesn't hurt! It's not hot! I'm not scared! I will not be beaten!"

Maka Albarn: "Figure Six Hunter!"

Maka Albarn: "Papa was only 18 years old when I was born. He used to read a lot of books to me back then."

Maka Albarn: "What could that creep possibly be thinking sending sexy underwear to his own daughter."

Maka Albarn: "What kind of fun does he mean? Just what kind of girl does he think I am!?"

Maka Albarn: "Watch it, or I'll take your soul!"

Maka Albarn: "We might be scared but that's what makes us stronger!"

Soul Eater Evans

[Soul Eater Evans (ソウル・イーター・エヴァンス, Sōru Ītā Evansu) or just 'Soul' to his friends, is Maka's Demon Scythe partner. He is the main male protagonist and Weapon of the series.]

Soul Eater Evans: "What are you smoking? Don't you see how cool I am? You think I'm going to settle for a flat chested girl like her?"

Soul Eater Evans: "Your soul is mine!"

Soul Eater Evans: "Naked lady!"

Soul Eater Evans: "If we die, we die cool."

Soul Eater Evans: "It's okay, cool guys see naked women all the time, I'm totally used to it."

Soul Eater Evans: "Damn that witch. How am I supposed to be cool when she's all hot and naked like that, huh?"

Soul Eater Evans: "After all. Cool men don't cheat on their partners do they?"

Soul Eater Evans: "In the end the shape and form don't matter at all, it's only the soul that matters right? Nothing else."

Soul Eater Evans: "Souls are so yummy."

Soul Eater Evans: "I hope it's a cool morning. That's how cool days always start out. And a cool guy like me deserves the coolest morning possible."

Soul Eater Evans: "Come out! Nap time's over zombie!"

Soul Eater Evans: "I'm hungry! can we just get his damn zombie soul already?"

Soul Eater Evans: "Back away, I won't let you touch my Meister."

Soul Eater Evans: "You know what they say-- When in Rome, eat lots of pasta!"

Soul Eater Evans: "I am your weapon partner Maka! That means I'm always prepared to die for my Meister!

Soul Eater Evans: "What is this place? Where am I? Wherever it is, it's completely dark. I can't even see my own body. It hurts... Which way is up? Which way is down? Where am I supposed to go? Someone help me."

Soul Eater Evans: "As far as I know music isn't picky about when it gets played."

Soul Eater Evans: "Anybody want to take the sexy kitty home? She's free."

Soul Eater Evans: "You're stubborn and reckless, all you like to do for fun is read so you're boring, and you have fat ankles."

Little Demon

He is called "Little Demon" by Soul Eater, he is a strange demon of tiny size that appeared before Soul inside his heart after his first encounter with Ragnarok. The Little Demon normally resides in a specific room within Soul's mind, called The Black Room."

Little Demon: "Swing, swing, swing."

Little Demon: "Wouldn't it be nice to have a strong mind, one that can get rid of the fear you feel?"

Little Demon: "Seek out the power you need. Find a rule to break, it will make you stronger. Stronger perhaps then you thought possible."

Little Demon: "Come with me. Overwhelming madness and power await."

Black☆Star

[Black☆Star (ブラック☆スター, Burakku☆Sutā) is one of the main meisters that the series follows. He is supposedly around thirteen years old at the start of the series. Black Star is the only survivor of the infamous Star Clan, which explains the star on his shoulder. He is partnered with Tsubaki Nakatsukasa.]

Black☆Star: "YAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Black☆Star: "Assassins Rule Number One - Silence: Dissolve in the darkness and erase your breath. Wait for an opening to attack your target."

Black☆Star: "Assassins Rule Number Two - Transpositional Thinking: Analyze the target in order to predict his thoughts and movements."

Black☆Star: "Assassins Rule Number Three - Speed: Take out the target before the target notices your presence."

Black☆Star: "I am the great assassin Black Star! And I've come here to assassinate you all!"

Black☆Star: "Sometimes I'm such a big star I can't handle it."

Black☆Star: "It was awesome I was the biggest star in the whole room yesterday!"

Black☆Star: "Dying now, my breath will be erased okay?"

Black☆Star: "My name is Black Star. I'll surpass the power of the gods."

Black☆Star: "Compared to a man as big as me you realize how small you are don't you? I understand how you feel. Even I can be frightened by my own greatness. So I find it difficult to stand in front of mirrors."

Black☆Star: "You can look high or low but you wont find a bigger guy than me!"

Black☆Star: "Finishing Strike! Black Star Big Wave!"

Black☆Star: "It could be real difficult to hide when you're as big a star as I am."

Black☆Star: "You wont be laughing once you taste our power of friendship!"

Black☆Star: "Soul! Soul! Are you okay?! You are going to be alright Black Star is here for you now!! Open your eyes! One look at my big handsome face and you'll be cured for sure!

Black☆Star: "Stars. Don't. Clean.

Black☆Star: "YAAAAHHOOOO! Black Star on stage front and center YEAH! A big star is here to perform in your tiny village come on out everybody!"

Black☆Star: "The tattoo is a symbol of my family, the Star Clan. They were a clan of assassins. Everybody knew they would do anything for money. After a while killing people wasn't enough, they were hungry for even more power so they began hunting human souls. But now it's just me, I'm the last member of the Star Clan. 13 years ago their souls were taken by Lord Death and the Meisters from the Academy. At the time I was still a baby, so they didn't take my soul. That's when the school took me in. That's it. The end."

Black☆Star: "Speed Star!"

Black☆Star: "I'm just a dude who's way ahead of his time you know? Does that mean I was born too early because time can't keep up with me?"

Black☆Star: "YAAAAAHOOOO! Fellow students remember this well! I am Black Star the worlds greatest assassin! The big man! I will transcend death! Try not to feel too bad about living in my shadow! It isn't your fault that I'm the biggest star ever! Sooner or later you will all cower before me! Let me hear you now! Scream the name of Black Star!"

Black☆Star: "Hey Tsubaki come out of there already. You haven't lost to him have you? You can put on a better show than that come back out on stage. Encore, encore. Tsubaki encore, give us an encore!"

Black☆Star: "Alright then! Come here! Come over here Black Stars giving you a big hug!"

Black☆Star: "What the point of worrying about the past? A real star keeps moving forward."

Black☆Star: "My soul wave length just got taken away. I'm gunna miss it."

Black☆Star: "I'm Black Star. I'm on a whole different level than you. I'm a big man! I beat death! Who else can say that?!"

Black☆Star: "I'm not going to let myself get beat by a jar!"

Black☆Star: "Who cares about snow? Snow can't touch me, I could be naked out here and it wouldn't bother me at all."

Black☆Star: "London bridge is falling down dude!"

Black☆Star: "It's me with a capital M! I'm the only one big enough to capitalize me!"

Black☆Star: "I'll never show you my tears. These are the tears of those who died with regrets. If there's a way to take away these regrets, I'll make sure I'll find it."

Black☆Star: "If it's fear that you speak of, then I'll stand and face it. I'll never give up. The only time I lose is when I die!"

Black☆Star: "As long as I don't admit defeat, then it'll never be a loss!"

Black☆Star: "Hey Soul, Let's piss on Sid's Grave!"

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa

[Tsubaki Nakatsukasa (中務 椿, Nakatsukasa Tsubaki), the Demon Weapon, is Black☆Star's partner. She can change into multiple ninja weapons, including the chain scythe/kusarigama, shuriken, smoke bomb, and eventually the uncanny sword. Like her brother, she is a member of the Nakatsukasa clan.]

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa: "Excuse me I'm not a microphone! I'm a chain scythe.

Tsubaki Nakatsukas: "Silence means approaching quietly!"

Tsubaki Nakatsukas: "The Camellia Blossom, also known as Tsubaki, is a flower without fragrance. It proclaims nothing, blooming in silence. When the blossom's petals scatter, it's quiet and tragic. I am Tsubaki. A silent flower without fragrance."

Tsubaki Nakatsukas: "I am Tsubaki, a flower without fragrance. When I fall it will be silent and tragic."

Tsubaki Nakatsukas: "I have a friend who has helped me realize something. He's helped me see that a Camellia does have a fragrance!"

Tsubaki Nakatsukas: "Yay London!"

Tsubaki Nakatsukas: "You guys are a team, you have to work together if you want to do anything! One person can't make a decision without the other, you decide together and you fight together!"

Tsubaki Nakatsukas: "I'll admit Black Star makes some dumb calls from time to time, but the important thing is I'm here to back him up no matter how big a fool he is. If we're fools we're fools together, that's the kind of team we are."

Tsubaki Nakatsukas: "Our souls, together with you till the end!"

Death The Kid

[Death the Kid (デス・ザ・キッド, Desu za Kiddo) commonly called "Kid" (キッド, Kiddo) by his friends and family, is one of the three main meisters that the series follows. He is apparently the strongest of the trio, as he is a shinigami. He is Patti and Liz's meister and Lord Death's son.]

Death The Kid: "Just look Patty! Your stance is off again! The two of you aren't in a line!"

Death The Kid: "Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful."

Death The Kid: "Symmetry is key. Everything must be esthetically pleasing. That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I'm completely balanced on the right and left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!"

Death The Kid: "I'm an abomination! I'm filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!"

Death The Kid: "I'm worrying about it! I'm worrying it! Worry! Worry! Worry!"

Death The Kid: "Tornado Flip!"

Death The Kid: "You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot, and reburied! You make me violently ill."

Death The Kid: "Dammit Pattty!"

Death The Kid: "I'm a pig, a louse, a useless cow! I destroyed Anubis! Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!"

Death The Kid: "Dammit I'm garbage! I'll die!"

Death The Kid: "No I can't go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?"

Death The Kid: "What If I didn't fold the toilet paper? Something like that could ruin my life forever. I can't be defeated by toilet paper, if I turn my back on this I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore."

Death The Kid: "No it can't be seven say eight dammit! Eight is better! It's physically impossible to cut the number seven in half and make it symmetrical! It has to be eight instead! Eight cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! Take it back I beg of you! Please say eight! PLEASE!"

Death The Kid: "Black Star I can't come down, there's water. Carry me."

Death The Kid: "I'll ward off the water from above. Can you can handle the water on the ground okay? We'll work together, it's a good thing there are two of us here. This way would be impassable alone. Quite an obstacle."

Death The Kid: "We're hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn't be surprising."

Death The Kid: "It's awful! Just awful. No matter what I do I can't get the K right! I'm useless garbage, I'm a horrible disgusting person who doesn't deserve to live another day!"

Death The Kid: "If you want to do damage to the other ship you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!"

Death The Kid: "I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!"

Death The Kid: "I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything."

Death The Kid: "I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced."

Death The Kid: "You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!"

Death The Kid: "Reaper Combat Art: Mortal Sin Stance."

Death The Kid: "Just look at it Liz, Patti, just look at how the clouds are! Flowing right toward the sun! It's so beautiful, even the sky is symmetrical!"

Elizabeth "Liz" Thompson

[Elizabeth "Liz" Thompson (リズ（エリザベス）・トンプソン, Rizu (Erizabesu) Tonpuson) is the elder sister of Patricia Thompson and one of Death the Kid's Demon Twin Guns.]

'"Elizabeth "Liz" Thompson'": "A sound soul dwells within sound skin and sound cuticles."

Elizabeth "Liz" Thompson: "I can see through your lying, you want to gobble up my hot body!"

Elizabeth "Liz" Thompson: "We were born as weapons and we loved the power that came with it. Nothing could scare us. We walked around town like we owned the place, taking whatever we wanted whenever we wanted it. No one ever thought to ask what our lives were really like."

Patricia "Patti" Thompson

[Patricia "Patti" Thompson (パティー（パトリシア）・トンプソン, Patī (Patorishia) Tonpuson)[1] also spelled "Patty" in some translations is one half of Death the Kid's Demon Twin Guns. She is the younger of the two sisters, and the more naïve.]

Patricia "Patti" Thompson: "Yeah Kid you're not garbage. If you were garbage you would smell a lot worse so why don't we just get up and try again okay?"

Patricia "Patti" Thompson: ""Hey sis I've been wondering something. How come everyone always closes their eyes when they sneeze? Is it to keep their eyes from popping out of their heads?"

Patricia "Patti" Thompson: "You broke the Pharaoh! "You broke the Pharaoh! "You broke the Pharaoh!"

Patricia "Patti" Thompson: "Yeah it's going to be freaking awesome!"

Patricia "Patti" Thompson: "Giraffe! Giraffe! I love Giraffes!"

Patricia "Patti" Thompson: "You better watch out! I can break your neck!"

Patricia "Patti" Thompson: "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream."

Patricia "Patti" Thompson: "Get your ass moving now, damn you."

Crona

[Crona (クロナ, Kurona; Literally meaning "Dark One") is the first reoccurring antagonist of Soul Eater. The child of Medusa Gorgon, Crona is a Demon Sword Master whose weapon, Ragnarok, resides permanently within his blood.]

Crona: "The doors here only open one way. They open inward."

Crona: "This much I know: my blood is black."

Crona: "I'm not very good at talking with girls. They make me nervous."

Crona: "Ragnarok, Screaming Resonance."

Crona: "I don't like it, the dark circles under my eyes will come back and I don't know how to deal with the dark circles!"

Crona: "I've never seen a man with a screw sticking out of his head before. I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with a guy like that!

Crona: "Thumbtacks in my shoes would stick into my feet whenever I tried to walk. It would hurt. I don't think I could deal with that really."

Crona: "There are stars and planets floating around me. I don't think I could handle astronomy right now."

Crona: "Hey. My blood is black, you know."

Crona: "I'm scared of everyone. I need to learn to deal with people better."

Crona: "Do you want to know where the real hell is hiding? It's inside your head."

Crona: "I hate, hate, hate everyone."

Crona: "I bet dead people are easier to get along with."

Crona: "I can't lose weight, I don't know how to deal with being any skinnier than I already am."

Crona: "That's gross, and I don't get the comparison!"

The Demon Sword: Ragnarok

[The Demon Sword: Ragnarok (ラグナロク, Ragunaroku), is Crona's weapon partner. Ragnarok is the first inhuman weapon introduced in Soul Eater. Ragnarok has taken to absorbing any soul, evil or not. By taking innocent souls, Ragnarok lost what little sanity he had and his soul wavelength had grown out of control and vastly overpowers Crona's own wavelength, which could potentially eventually lead to Ragnarok devouring Crona's soul. Fortunately, his soul wavelength was evened out when Lord Death confiscated the souls Ragnarok had taken.]

The Demon Sword: Ragnarok: "Goo-pi."

The Demon Sword: Ragnarok: "Goop, goop, goopi-pi"

The Demon Sword: Ragnarok: "Bloody-needle."

The Demon Sword: Ragnarok: "Screw yaself! You wont live that long!"

The Demon Sword: Ragnarok: "Astronomy is a lot easier to deal with than death you moron."

The Demon Sword: Ragnarok: "Well, I'll tell you! It's like when you haven't crapped in 3 days and 3 nights, and then you get a toliet water splash back when you unload it all!!"

The Demon Sword: Ragnarok: "wow that panty-shot of you was more ov a turn off than id expected, you cow!"

Lord Death

[Lord Death is the Death himself (the Grim Reaper in Western legends). He is also called 'Dad' by his son, Death the Kid. Lord Death sealed the first Kishin Asura and rooted his own soul to Death City to keep him sealed, which is why he cannot leave Death City.]

Lord Death: "REAPER CHOP!"

Lord Death: "Yeah, yeah. Hello, hello."

Lord Death: "Well hello son! What's up? It's good to see you! I've forgotten how cute those stripes on your hair are."

Lord Death: "People and Gods alike possess weaknesses. In order to bury those failings they seek strength and power. Fear and desire are two sides of the same coin."

Lord Death: "Yo! Hey! Hiya! Thanks for comin', great to see you! Okay well that's about all I have to say. Have a great time tonight"

Lord Death: "WASSUP, WASSUP, WASSUUPPPPP?!"

Lord Death:"I'm Back Baby!"

Lord Death: "Mandolin?"

Lord Death: "I'd really hate to say this to you, especially since you just woke up...but it's time for you to die again."

Lord Death: "You filthy unforgivable swine! That's it, I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE AGAIN!"

Spirit Albarn/Death Scythe

Death Scythe (デス・サイズ, Desu Saizu), Lord Death's current weapon, the Death Scythe in charge of North America, and Maka's father, whose real name is Spirit Albarn (スピリット=アルバーン Supiritto Arubān). He was Dr. Stein's first Weapon partner.

Death Scythe: "Are you trying to tell me that my Makas not attractive?! Why haven't you made a move on her?! You're a man aren't you!?"

Death Scythe: "Maka your dad loves you."

Death Scythe: "Maka! Please don't hate me Maka! I love you and momma! I promise Maka! It's true! It's true! I love you! I love you!"

Death Scythe: "Good times at chupacabras!"

Death Scythe: "How was that Maka? Isn't your old man cool?"

Death Scythe: "Your Papa has arrived. That's right Maka. Take a good look at how brave and selfless is.... She's not even looking at me!"

Death Scythe: "He's using every drop of his blood as a weapon."

Death Scythe: "Oh my darling. My dear white coated angel. Please heal me! My heart is in need of your sweet, sweet medical lovin only you can cure!"

Death Scythe: "Hahaha look at that Maka! You see how ridiculous the sun looks trying to fight off sleep! Pretty funny!"

Death Scythe: "Hey, you shouldn't be reading in this light. It's bad for your eyes.

Death Scythe: "Hang in there! Millions of men everywhere are on your side!"

Death Scythe: "Long ago Meisters and Weapons worked together under Lord Death to maintain peace and order in the world, the same function for which you are being trained. No Meister or Weapon pair was allowed to collect the soul of a human being for any reason whatsoever. That rule still stands. And now it seems as natural to us as breathing. Because while a human soul increases a Weapons ability and power just as a Kishin soul does, the price is steep. The Weapon that takes a human soul will pay by losing his or her own human heart. Despite the risk however there were Meisters who broke that sacred rule, these Meisters feared death above all else. Their constant battles left them frightened and broken and they took to hunting human souls. Again and again they defied the rule, secretly feeding their Weapons the souls of innocent humans. As a result a Kishin was born to this world. Death Weapon Meister Academy was founded in order to recover souls who have left the human path and become eggs of Kishin. It was also created to train and oversee Meisters and Weapons who are too young to hunt down evil without someone to guide them. the ultimate goal is to prevent the Kishin from ever being reborn and once again reigning terror down upon the world."

Death Scythe: "MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA!!"

Death Scythe: "I bet Maka's enjoying her present right about now."

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein

[Franken Stein (フランケン・シュタイン, Furanken Shutain) is the man that changes Sid into a zombie. He is based on the central characters from Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein, an amalgamation of the mad scientist and Frankenstein's monster itself. He was the most powerful meister to ever graduate from the DWMA.).]

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "I can't seem to get my head on straight."

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "I have a simpler motive. Experimentation and observation that's all a true scientist cares about. And I am a scientist. Everything in the world is an experimental test subject, of course that includes myself as well."

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "All the more reason to dissect one, before the whole species dies off."

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "Soul Force!"

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "I think I'd like to dissect you now!"

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "Spirit Body."

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "Double Palm Soul Force. Twin Spears."

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "Witch Hunter!"

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "Are you helping because you're a doctor? Or is it because you're a Witch?"

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something if you're gunna sue go after Spirit first okay?"

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "This is fear. That's good then, I had forgotten what it felt like."

(Professor) Dr.Franken Stein: "You know about it don't you Witch Medusa? About the Kishin beneath the DWMA."

Sidney "Sid" Barett

[Sidney "Sid" Barett (死人（シド）・バレット, Shido Baretto; Literally meaning "Dead Person"), a man who died and was subsequently turned into a zombie by Dr. Stein.).]

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "Good-morning, good-afternoon, good-night. How have you been? And all that. I always try to remember my manners, that's the kind of man I was."

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "Ding Dong, Doong Ding."

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "I always was a man to start class at the bell. Punctuality is important."

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "I never was the kind of man to hold back!"

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "I've always been an enthusiastic educator! That's the kind of man I was!"

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "Back when I was alive I was definitely a man who would never tell a lie, but a lot of thing have changed since then."

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "I don't spoil my students. That's not the kind of man I was."

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "Tsubaki? So that sneaky little brat dumped his punishment on her and took off did he? Back when I was still alive I hated it when dirty tricks like this were pulled!"

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "I'll let this one slide, that's the kind of man I was."

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "I was a very meticulous man you know, that hasn't changed."

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "When I was alive, I was a rather cautious man thank you very much."

Sidney "Sid" Barett: "I was not the type of man who went sneaking around reading woman's diaries."

Ox Ford

[Ox Ford (オックス・フォード, Okkusu Fōdo) is a spear technician and one of the top students at the DWMA in terms of grades and is Harvar's meister. He is named after the University of Oxford.]

Ox Ford: "Oh no I'm not a fool, you see I'm at the top of my class at the DWMA. I really am quite intelligent."

Ox Ford: "Oh the humanity."

Excalibur

[Excalibur (エクスカリバー, Ekusukaribā) was the name given to the legendary sword used by heroes and kings. It has a great power that is unrivaled by any other weapon present within the series continuity.]

Excalibur: "Welcome. Welcome to my cave young ones. Please forgive the belated salutations I am the holy sword Excalibur!"

Excalibur: "My legend dates back to the 12th Century thank you very much."

Excalibur: "Young ones! Do you want to hear the legend of me? Do you want to hear a heroic tale?"

Excalibur: "FOOLS!"

Excalibur: "My mornings begin with a cup of coffee with cream at the cafe. My afternoon begins with hot tea with two lumps of sugar. And my evenings... In the evening I change into my pajamas."

Excalibur: "The taller the chefs hat the greater the chef.... FOOLS .... Who said I was a chef?!"

Excalibur: "No autographs!"

Excalibur: "Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must peruse. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452 the five hour story telling party."

Excalibur: "Hey! Hold on, come back! I'll tell you what! I can lower those 1,000 provisions down to 800, just as long as you take part in the five hour story telling party."

Excalibur: "My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago."

Excalibur: "Nothing beats a cup of herbal tea in the morning."

Excalibur: "Of coarse they are my family isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future they became lazy idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night!"

Excalibur: "Number 58 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe, never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision do you understand?"

Excalibur: "Humming and the nightly news share a very tight connection indeed."

Excalibur: "A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities.It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day."

Excalibur: "Thus I found myself carrying the entire weight of the troop as I preformed my dance before a capacity crowd at the opera house."

Excalibur: "One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes that reminds of of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it home."

Excalibur: "It's quite basic actually perhaps the simplest of tricks there is. True it may not seem so simple from an ordinary persons point of view, some people may even consider it a baffling, utterly perplexing problem. Things will often appear complicated on the outside while in truth they are simplicity itself. Of coarse how one sees these things depends on the person, many people find there is a fine line separating the complex to the very simple."

Excalibur: "This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?"

Excalibur: "SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again."

Excalibur: "To sum up that is what led to number 679 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Always place a dehumidifier in your room."

Excalibur: "I was all dried up. Yes, nothing could satisfy me anymore. I was but a shell of a man. An unspeakable emptiness grew deep within my heart. I became frustrated, sad, hollow. The gaping hole inside of me was growing larger everyday. Slowly consuming me from the inside out. At least until that day came."

Excalibur: "Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect."

Excalibur: "FOOL! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you?"

Excalibur: "Excalibur! Excalibur! From United Kingdom! I'm looking for him! I'm going to California!"

Excalibur: "Well I think that about cover the 1,000 provisions that you are required to observe. Now I would like for you to participate in the most important provision. Number 452 the 5 hour story telling party."

Excalibur: "Victory and Glory!"

Medusa Gorgon

[Medusa Gorgon (メデューサ・ゴーゴン, Medyūsa Gōgon) the first main antagonist in the series. She is Crona's mother and a Witch with Snakes as her theme.]

Medusa Gorgon: "Nake, Snake, Cobra, Cobuura."

Medusa Gorgon: "It will be alright, have faith in yourself. Crona, you will be a Kishin."

Medusa Gorgon: "Um well Miss Maka? Can you do me a favor and help me out with your father? I can't get him off my leg."

Medusa Gorgon: "You don't feel as good on my foot now, change yourself back into a frog."

Medusa Gorgon: "You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!"

Eruka Frog

[Eruka Frog (エルカ・フロッグ, Eruka Furoggu) is a frog-themed witch who serves under Medusa Gorgon. She can transform into a frog, enabling her to escape or spy on others."

Eruka Frog: "Ribbit."

Eruka Frog: "I can't stand that witch, stupid snake woman."

Eruka Frog: "Next time I really am going to kill you Medusa ribbit!"

Eruka Frog: "It's so lovely to have been born a Witch."

Eruka Frog: "Free, we gotta inject the Black Blood into the Kishin, if we don't then Medusa is gonna slaughter us!"

Blair

[Blair (ブレア, Burea) is a cat in the series. She has strong magical skills, however, she has stated explicitly that she is not a true witch.]

Blair: "Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I always get what I want, so just give it to me. Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I'm a beauty, beautiful pretty lady. But you know, you know I've got a secret yes I do. Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins because that's my magic spell. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins yeah!

Blair: "Pumpkin,Pum,Pumpkin Halloween Cannon!"

Blair: "Oh! My little scythey boy!"

Blair: "Pum, Pumkins, Smashing Pumkins!"

Blair: "I never said I was a witch did I? You just made that assumption all on your own. I'm really just a cat with a ridiculous amount of magical power."

Blair: "Now which one of you young men wants to take a bath with me?!"

Mifune

[Mifune (ミフネ) is a recurring human character who seems to be of normal birth. He is a samurai who has sworn to protect the witch Angela.]

Mifune: "My name is Mifune. I am the guardian of the witch Angela."

Mifune: "If I have to kill a kid I'll get nightmares."

Mifune: "Is it a path of a demon... or a path of a warrior? Black☆Star... On which path will you walk?"

Mifune: "I thought I'd seen at least some potential in you... But it seems I've overestimated you."