Space Jam

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Space Jam is a 1996 American family live-action/animated featuring Looney Tunes characters. The film was produced by Ivan Reitman, and directed by Joe Pytka, with Tony Cervone and Bruce W. Smith directing the animation.

A fictional account of Michael Jordan's first retirement from the NBA, the film was released theatrically by Warner Bros. under the Family Entertainment brand label on November 15, 1996. It plays out as an alternate story of Jordan's initial return to basketball, this time with him being inspired by Bugs Bunny and friends. Despite mixed reviews from critics, Space Jam was a box office success, opening at #1 in the US, and grossing over $230 million worldwide.


Charles Barkley: It was this girl, five-feet-nuthin'. Blocked my shot!
Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream?
Charles Barkley: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!

Shawn Bradley: I've got other skills. I could go back and work on the farm. Or maybe... I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again.

Tweety Bird: I thought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!

Daffy Duck: We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!

Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

Daffy Duck: Oh, fear clutches my breast!

Daffy Duck: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
Bugs Bunny: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?

[Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down]

Golfer: What are you doing?
Stan Podalak: I'm uh, fixing a divot.
Golfer: Oh. [shouting back to someone off camera] He's fixing a divot!

Daffy Duck: Mother!

Muggsy Bogues: What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
Psychiatrist: I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
Muggsy Bogues: But I love my mama.

Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?
Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what?
Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.

Bill Murray: It is alive!

Michael Jordan: Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
Daffy Duck: Your shorts? From college?
Michael Jordan: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
Looney Tunes: Eeewwww!
Michael Jordan: Hey! I washed them after every game!
Sylvester: Sure...
Michael Jordan: I did!

Larry Johnson: I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed...

Tweety Bird: Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!

Taz: Lemony fresh!

Tweety Bird flies through a hole that's just been shot in Sylvester]

Tweety Bird: Holey puddy-tat!

Stan Podolak: The mouse? He picked the mouse?

Monstar Bupkus: That's mine!
Bugs Bunny: [stealing the ball] Not today.

Porky Pig: Stop this cartoon! We got an emergency cartoon character uranium to go to.
Road Runner: Meep meep! [speeds off]
Porky Pig: Hey, wait for m-m-m, hold your horses!

[Wile E. Coyote blows Monstar Bupkus up with TNT]
Bugs Bunny: Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.

Michael Jordan: Bugs.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, Mike?
[[Michael Jordan: Stay out of trouble.
Bugs Bunny: You know I will.
[Lola Bunny giggles]


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