Spectacular Spider-Man
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The Spectacular Spider-Man is a television series featuring the Marvel comic book superhero Spider-Man, which started May 1st 2008 and runs at Kids WB every saturday, by 10am. But since this May, the show has aired on the new The CW 4Kids animation block from 9-10 am.
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[edit] Season 1
[edit] Survival of The Fittest
- Spider-Man: [Repeated line while swinging through the city] Iiiiiii-haaaaa!
- Spider-Man: I am the spectacular Spider-Man!
- Peter Parker: Back off, Flash! I won't be your punching bag anymore! Things have changed!
- Flash Thompson: [laughs] He really threatened me, dude. He thinks he's Spider-Man.
- The Vulture: I'm what you called me now. I'm Vulture!
- Norman Osborne: I called you a buzzard. You can't even get the name right!
- The Vulture: I may be an old man, but I'm not a patient one! [drops Norman Osborn from his grasp at skyscrapers height]
- Spider-Man: [taking Norman Osborn in mid-air] Oh, guys, you play hot potato hardcore!
- The Vulture: Spider-Man?! I thought you were a myth!
- Spider-Man: Man, I need a press agent...
- Spider-Man: Look, Beak, I admire anyone who dresses up as their favorite animal.
- Spider-Man: Wow, Beaky, don't fly away mad!
- The Vulture: The name is VULTURE!
- Spider-Man: [After Ox rips his web apart with his bare hands] Oh. That's not good.
[edit] Interactions
- Spider-Man: Whoa, whoa, guys. I know it's not exactly a cure, but how about some chill pills?
- Electro: I don't want to go back to that hospital! I just want to go home...
- Police Officer: Max, it's either back to the hospital or to jail! It's your call.
- Electro: "My call"? "MY CALL"?! NONE OF THIS HAS BEEN "MY CALL"!!!
- Electro: None of you get it! Without a cure, I'm not Max Dillon! I'm... what'd you call me?
- Spider-Man: Lightning Butt?
- Electro: No, not that!... Electro. Yeah... I'M ELECTRO!!!
- Spider-Man: I'm so grounded... of course being grounded right now might not be such a bad thing.
[edit] Natural Selection
- Spider-Man: So... you'll rob the piggy bank, but won't touch the cookie jar? Wow! You must qualify for nephew of the year: twisted division.
- Spider-Man: Now if I were a 6'5" lizard instead of a 5'6" spider, where would I hide?
- Spider-Man: [After stopping the Lizard from biting some girl's head off] Sorry, pal, no eating in the subway!
- Spider-Man: Oh, yikes! Can you say halitosis? [The Lizard makes a big roar] I knew that you could!
- Spider-Man: Hey! Wall-crawling's my schtick. Hey, you start spinning a web and I'll sue.
- Spider-Man: Thought I told you to stay put!
- Eddie Brock: You're complaining?
- Spider-Man: No way, bro... uh... guy!
[edit] Market Forces
- Spider-Man: [While swinging around, talking on a cell phone] I so have to get me some hands-free!
- Jameson: Did a caveman proof-read this piece?! Where's my sport's editor?! I want him in my office in fourteen seconds! AND WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!
- Peter Parker: Um, sir? I'm Peter--
- Jameson: I know who you are! You're the no-nothing that wasted forty-one seconds of my time the other day! Well, I haven't got another forty-one to spare! [Pushes Peter into the elevator]
- Peter Parker: But, but... [Elevator door closes in his face]
- Jameson: Brilliant comeback, kid! Now, where's that Parker guy?! I e-mailed him seventy-six minutes ago! WON'T ANYONE GET ME MY COFFEE?!
- [Betty Brant suddenly appears beside Jameson with a cup of coffee]
- Betty Brant: Coffee, decaff, [hands mug to Jameson] It's only been twenty minutes and I'm pretty sure you just kicked Peter Parker out.
- Jameson: Well, don't just stand there! Get him back!
- Jameson: Sorry about that, Parker! Was expecting for someone old enough to have... you know... armpit hair!
- Spider-Man [To Shocker}: Pretty impressive! You can hire yourself out as a kiddy-ride!
- Shocker: [To Spider-Man] I do admire your spunk, son. Not enough to let you go, of course. That'd be bad for business.
- Shocker:Ya know, it really ain't wise to make a dangerous man look foolish!
- Spider-Man:You don't need my help for that! Have you looked im a mirror lately?
- Spider-Man: You do this for a living? With that accent, I was thinking rodeo clown!
- Shocker: Don't you mock me, boy!
- Spider-Man: I mock! I'm a mocker!
[edit] Competition
- Flint Marko: First time I've ever blown my way out of a store!
- Alex O'Hirn: Yeah, Marko! Biggest score we ever made! I'm loving it!
- Flint Marko: I'm loving there's no Spider-man down here to crample our style!
- Spider-Man: Didn't know you had any style! Hiya, boys!
- Harry Osborn: [Hearing about the trials for the football team] Perfect! I am SO there!
- Gwen Stacy: Ahn... Harry? You know I'm all about being the encouraging girl pal, but the words "catastrophic bone breakage" do come to mind here.
- Spider-Man: [After getting some kicks and punches from the Flint Marko] Uh... what just...
- Sandman: Happened? I happened! SANDMAN happened!
- Spider-Man: [to Sandman] Let me guess! You were on a reality show. Changing Faces, or Completely Ridiculous Makeovers?
- Spider-Man: Oh... all webbed up and nowhere to go!
- Sandman: Heh! Who do you think I am? Flint Marko?
- Sandman: Spider tricks don't work on the Sandman! But do sand tricks work on the Spider-man?
- Sandman: It's over, Spider-man. When you were the only one with powers, you had me beat! But now, King Sandman reigns supreme!
- Spider-Man: Your Majesty! Allow me to build a statue in your honor! [covers Sandman with cement]
- Spider-Man: [Peter's room] You talkin' to me? Then say hellow to my webs! *smiles*
[edit] The Invisible Hand
- Jameson: Benny! I SAID CORN BEEF! not pastrami. What?! you wanna give me gas?
- Jameson: Who do you think you are?! Who or what do you think you are
- Spider-man: You're four years older. And when you're seventy and I'm 66 eh, I'll seem quite the catch.
- Betty: I-I'll think about it.
- Spider-man: Th-that's great!
- Spider-man: Hey! Grant, Brant. Our girls rhyme!
- Spider-man: That's gonna leave a mark! Ugh!
- Spider-man: [opening the sewer cover] Over here moose! Let's play; "Follow the leader!"
- Rhino: Think you can hide from me down there?
- Spider-man: Come one come all! Before your very eyes, a dehydrated turtle!
[edit] Catalyst
- Green Goblin: May I see your invitation, Spider-Man? Otherwise I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
- Spider-Man: Leave now?! When table 7 needs more hors d’oeuvres?
- Spider-Man: Yoo-hoo, excuse me! Can I come in this way, or do I have to break my own window?
- Spider-Man: So, your latest super baddie turned on you, eh Toomie?
- Tombstone: I don't know who he is... yet! But he's not in my employ.
- Spider-Man: That's okay. I can always pretend he's yours while I trounce him. I'll still feel all warm inside.
- Green Goblin: Hellooo! I'm in the room! Really, you're both too rude!
- Spider-Man: Oh where are my manners? Here you come to terrorize the tombster and I don't even say thank you. My only excuse is that your holding innocent people hostage! It's confusing to my poor spider brain.
- Green Goblin: Mmm, yes. Quite the puzzler. But the Green Goblin has a solution. You and I, join forces. Consider what we could accomplish by combining our powers. WE COULD RULE NEW YORK!
- Spider-Man: Are we talking Manhattan, or all 5? Nah, sorry. I make it a rule not to partner with anyone green...or, you know, psychotic.
- Green Goblin: *sighs* Oh well, your loss... of life!
- Gwen: Ok, I know it's totally petty, but seeing Peter's date crowned alongside with Flash... makes me smile!
- Green Goblin: You know the old saying: "If you can't join 'em, beat 'em"!
- Spider-Man: Took the words right out of my mouth! Is that a felony?
- Green Goblin: I certainly hope so! This little Goblin wouldn't be caught by using a misdemeanor!
- Spider-Man: Ooh, nice banter! Your aim still needs work.
- Green Goblin: Well, practice makes perfect.
- Spider-Man: Keep tellin' yourself that!
- Spider-Man: Okay, wow. Just... wow!
- Spider-Man: You know, applause from you... makes me wanna shower!
- Tombstone: Perhaps. But someone should point out I offered you a ransom salary to do just the sort of thing you did tonight. And instead, you've done the Big Man's business... for free! That, my heroic friend, is what grown-ups call... irony!
[edit] Reaction
- Spider-man: Paging Goblin! Paging Mr. Green Goblin!
- Spider-man: Can thank me later, dude.
- Spider-man: Look, Doc, have you thought this through? The next Spider-man who finds you buried under a pile of debris might view this as a cautionary tale!
- Dr. Octopus: [Keep talking while he smacks Spidey around] Glib does not equate with clever, Spider-man!
- Spider-man: Yeah, well, the ratio of arms to sanity hasn't exactly been established either...
- Dr. Octopus: Do... you...... ever......... SHUT UP?
- Spider-man: Sorry, no! My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle!
- Spider-man: Come on, Doc. You're a cephalopod, I'm an arthopod. Can't we just hug it out?
- Spider-man: Oh, an alarm clock too? Those arms comes with all their perks.
- Spider-man: Gang way! Coming through
- Dr Octopus: Spider-man!
- Spider-man: H-hey doc! Love the new look.
- Dr Octopus: Hand over the device!
- Spider-man: I'm thinkin' no.
- Spider-man: Old daddylonglegs needs power. Which explains his alarm clock at Oscorp or why he took off so fast. All I have to do is play; "Keep away" until his tank's on empty. No sweat.
- Spider-man: Okay, maybe a little sweat.
- Spider-man: And now, back to our regularly scheduled chaos.
- Jameson: GO JOHNNY! That's my boy
- Jameson: Uh, eh stop that Ms Bryant. I'm a married man.
- Spider-man: *laughs* You sweet talker you.
[edit] The Uncertainty Principle
- Hammerhead: Keep laughing Kermit. I hear green is the new black and blue.
- Green Goblin: You should be green with envy. Because you lack my fashion sense
- Green Goblin: [Hammerhead] had a portable jump-drive, with enough incriminating evidence to put dear Mr. Lincoln behind bars forever!Not to worry, the drive's in li'l ol' Gobby's possesion now!
- Tombstone: {Growls and steps forward}
- Green Goblin: Ah, ah, ah! I don't have it on me, but I will have it tonight!
- Tombstone: When tonight? Where?
- Green Goblin: Believe me, you'll know.
- Tombstone: I know a trap when I - {Goblin Glider crashes through the window}
- Green Goblin: {Hops on his glider} But that's what makes it fun! Besides, what choice do you have? Oh, and, come alone? {Flies out the window}
- Spider-Man: Oh, look who's finally shown his ugly rubber face.
- Spider-Man: Where you been greenie... vacation?
- Green Goblin: Been looking for you.
- Green Goblin (While fighting with Spidey): We both want Tombstone out of the picture - {Gets elbowed in the face}
- Spider-Man: For completely different reasons!
- Green Goblin: Details, details.... And speaking of details, I've got a jump-drive with enough inciminating evidence to put Tombstone down for good!
- Spider-Man: Great! Fork it over, I'll turn you both in!
- Green Goblin: Ah, ah, ah! I don't have it on me, but I will have it tonight!
- Spider-Man: When tonight? Where?
- Green Goblin: (To the camera) Anyone else getting déja vu? Oh, well! Let's run with it! (Back to Spidey) Believe me, you'll know. {Slams Spidey into an A/C unit, flies off with maniacal laughter}
- John Jameson : Fasten your seatbelts folks, it's gonna be a bumpy night.
- Spider-Man: Ah, always with the drama.
- Hammerhead: This is so embarrassing...
- Tombstone: And dissapointing. Did you really think you needed a jump-drive to protect you? Did you really think a jump-drive could protect you?
- Hammerhead: C'mon boss, you can't have fallen for that! There was no drive, no incriminating evidence, there never was!
- Green Goblin: Yes, yes, I'm a big, fat, LIAR. Like we didn't all know this was a trap.
- Spider-Man: Next time gobby when you throw a bash, leave out snaks... your guest's will stay longer.
- Green Goblin: Oh... how embarrassing. But at least I brought party favors.
- Gwen Stacy: No Harry, no Pete. Someone is so getting "The Look."
- Green Goblin (While fighting Spidey): Why don't you just GIVE UP!?
- Spider-Man: Because I know your secret! I know whose face is behind that mask!
- Green Goblin: We all wear masks, Spider-Man, but which one is real? The one that hides your face, or the one that...is your face?
[edit] Persona
- J. Jonah Jameson: As I predicted, the web-head's turned out to be just another thug in a mask! Soon he'll be cut, jailed and run outta town!
- Peter Parker: (Brooding) How can he be jailed and run out of town?
- Spider-Man: [Comes barging in his house] What did I miss?
- Spider-Man: *points to tv* Aunt May, I can't believe you don't have it on. They discovered alien life forms and you're not watching?
- Aunt May: *chuckles* Peter, aliens are bug-eyed monsters who say; "Take me to your leader". This' a mud stain on the space shuttle.
- Spider-Man: *nods* Not mud... living organic mud! From outer space
- Black Cat: Oh you better not get goop in my hair.
- Spider-Man: Don't worry, it comes off with ice or peanut butter.
- Black Cat: Lovely.
- Black Cat: Ooh, my kitty senses are purring.
- Spider-Man: NOW that's spider's strength... accept no substitutes.
- Spider-Man: Uh, Cat? Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
[edit] Group Therapy
- Spider-Man: *sighs* Gotta love these lazy Saturday mornings. {Looks at clock. It's 12:16} ...Or...noons....
- Spider-Man: Ah, Rhino! I knew no prison was wide enough to hold you.
- Rhino: Wide enough *chuckle* Yeah
- Spider-Man: *smirk* I know they taught trades in the slammer... but a sense of humor
[Spider-Man's foes arrive]
- Doc Oc: So then arachnid, any last words?
- Spider-Man: "Humina humina humina" comes to mind
[edit] Intervention
[Peter Parker's memories]
- Spider-Man: You stole the life of a good man. A man with a good loving family. AND YOU DID IT FOR A LOUSY CAR!
- Spider-Man: Don't bother running, as there's no place you can hide.
[Scenes flash]
- Spider-Man: What have I done?
- Symbiote: Why blame yourself? We didn't hurt Uncle Ben. The world took him away from us. The world takes everything we love. There's no one you can trust Peter Parker. No one, except...US! Join with us! Make our bond permenant. Together, nothing can stop us. And everything we ever wanted...will be ours.
- Spider-Man: That's what you're in for roomie? Sure you don't want to vacate?
- Spider-Man: Now mudstain...shall we dance?
[edit] Nature vs Nuture [1.13]
- Venom (To Tombstone): Oh, you have a job opening? We'll take it.
- Tombstone (After contemplating Venom. Spidey has just left): I really should start locking those windows.
- Spider-Man: The symbiote... but I destroyed it!
- Venom: Did you really think a little refridgeration would do us in?
- Spider-Man: You ensnared another human being!?
- Venom: [grabs Spider-Man] Someone better suited to our gifts! [strikes Spider-Man several times before pinning him down] And for our mission: destroying you for rejecting us! From now on, we're poison to Peter Parker and Spider-Man! WE'RE VENOM!!
[edit] Season 2
[edit] Blueprints
- Spider-Man: So bro, where are you? (Peter wonders where his ex-friend has gone off to)
[at home]
- Spider-Man: *sighs* Oh, perfect. These longjohns keep the knees from knocking. They also make me look like the spectacular Spider-mush. (Referring to Peter looking in the mirror, disappointed)
- Peter Parker: Aunt May, your supposed to be recouperating from heart attack.
- Aunt May: I can still make pancakes
- Peter Parker: No, no, no. I will do the cooking. (Tries to flip the pancake)
- Peter Parker: Haha, whoops
- Aunt May: I'm not sure my heart can take watching you cook
[at a ship yard]
- Stan Lee: You know when you stick your tongue on the side of ship and it sticks there? I hate it when I do that.
(guy looks at Stan)
- Stan Lee: Just saying.
- Spider-Man: WOW, nice trick bubblebrain! And I bet the cheesy magician act really goes over big with the tourists.
- Mysterio: You dare call Mysterio a magician?! FOOL! Mysterio is no illusionist playing parlor tricks. Mysterio is a master of the arcane arts!!!
- Spider-Man: It seems to me that Mysteeeeerio is a master of talking about himself in the third-person.
- Spider-Man: Don't mind me, just had to get in out of the cold *sneezes*.
- Spider-Man: And Spidey strikes out the side!
[edit] Destructive Testing
- Peter Parker: Wow, and without spider sense. (Refering to how Gwen dodged a football)
- Spider-Man: Where did you come from?
- Kraven: Mother Russia. By way of mother Africa!
- Spider-Man: Ah, two mom's and still so ill-behaved?
[edit] Reinforcement
[edit] External links
- The Spectacular Spider-Man at the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)
