Spider-Man (2000 video game)
These are quotes from the Playstation game entitled Spider-Man.
- This isn't the bank!
- Gotta get to that bank...
- I'm innocent !
- (To Black Cat, on What If? Contest) Black Cat! Whatareyoudoin'-- Who'sbehind-- why-- Why are you dancing?!
- Aah. Printing press.
- (to Venom) Our bad? OUR bad?! I'm gonna kill you!!!
- (If taken in the wrong direction) Okay, news flash. Gotta follow the Spidey Compass.
- Listen, whoever you are, no one can control the symbiotes! NO ONE!
- You've gotta be kidding! (Gets out of building, fire is everywhere, it looks bad for Spidey) Perfect end, for a perfect day...
- (sees Venom on the Jumbotron) Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk-show for this.
- Let's see what Venom's up to, then we'll tackle Rhino.
- Not this time, guys.
- Come on, gimmie a break!
- Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Rhino Burgers coming up!
- Are your ears ringing?
- Toro! Toro!
- What's the matter? Hurt your little tusky-wusky?
- Oh, man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now.
- (after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine) Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man.
- (In the Green Goblin's secret base) Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to.
- (running from the police) Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!
- (looking at a poster of the Lizard) Monsters infest sewers. *laugh* Yeah, right.
- (to Mysterio) Dude, capes are out this year.
- (to Mysterio) Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!
- (to a defeated Mysterio) Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!
- Tony Hawk. Hey, I skated with that guy!
- The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay.
- Could you make a little more noise? I'm only breaking and entering here!
- I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more angry back alley than friendly neighborhood.
J. Jonah Jameson
- Brock, you're a loser!! If I had given a real photographer that job, I would finally have the evidence to send Spider-man away forever!! You're through, Brock!! When I am done with you, you won't be able to get a job taking WEDDING PICTURES IN SIBERIA!!!
- Spider-Man?! I ask for the police, and I get this?!
- We can still make a deal!
- Get over it Gargan!
- Where is he?!
- Positive on hit, base.
- Got him in my sights.
- Ranging the shot.
- Where'd he go?!
- There he is.
- Dah! Negative on shot!
- Augh! He moves too fast!
- Taking the shot, base.
- Taking the shot.
- Ack! Negative on shot!
- Augh! Missed!
- Lost him, base.
- Like shooting fish in a barrel.
- You're mine, wallcrawler.
- Spotted him.
- Base. Contact.
- I've got him, base.
- My, my, my, said the spider to the smaller spider!
- I'd like you to see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now! So whadda you say, Spunky? Let's finish this!
- Say Spidey, can you get us Captain America's autograph?
- Quit slackin', boy!
- Come on, Parker!
- So Just in case SOMEONE...I don't who it could be...If any of you tights-wearing freaks out there wanna save Little Miss Fashion Model....THEN BRING IT ON...Meanwhile New Yorkers...The Venom Marathon WILL CONTINUE *growling sounds*
- Ooooh, are we gonna surf the web?
- You and your wife are innocent Parker, our bad.
- It's SHOWTIME, freaks!
- I smell bad Symbiote, and it ain't me!
- Mmmmm... Brains. Yummy.
- Oooooh! Look at the big brain on Spidey!
- "laughs" Guess again, Spider-Man!
- What are you...stupid?
- *mockingly* Oh help me Spider-man, I'm drowning, I'm Drowning "laughs"
- By the by, Parker, how long Mary Jane can hold her breath?
- Mary Jane won't last must longer!
- Hang on, Parker...Mary Jane is at the next stop!
- Oh Boy...
- *standing on a computer desk* Surf the web, surf the web!
- *when player has lost Venom in a chase* Slowpoke!
- Webbing you off a wall* GET BACK HERE!
- NO! WALLCRAWLING!
- GET OFF THAT WALL!
- Not too far, little spider!
- Not so fast! Ahhh! Shaken! Not stirred!
- Spidey? Where ARE you???
- UGH! IT'S NOT! THAT! HARD!! (Take WAY too many tries to solve Venom's Puzzle)
- Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hehehehe! (What If? mode, to the title theme)
- HEY! What does THIS switch do?!
- OH, LOOK! Another SWITCH!
- NOT FAST ENOUGH, SPIDER-MAN!!
- UGH! Cold as ICE!!
- Ahh! Ohh, you're hot, babe!
- Hahh, look out, lady!
- Outta my WAY, Nerd!
- OOOH! Watch that first step, Parker! It's a DOOZY!
- UGH! Sorry, lady! Didn't see a THING!
- GET DOWN HERE!
- I'm gonna crush you!
- STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!
- Wait; if I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus, what's a Mysterio?
WHA?! THERE YOU ARE!!!
- (Glushing sound) DIE!
- IT'S NOT...OVER...YET!!!!
- Bring it on, Grandpa!!
- Venom couldn't stop me! What makes you think you can?!
- Die, die, die!!!
- What color do you bleed, Spider-Man?!
- You killed my brethren!!
Bet you weren't expecting THAAAAT~! (Leaping over the bubble) HEHE! NICE TRYYYYY~! (Hit by a vombo)
Where are you going, Spider-Man?!
COME BACK HERE, SPIDER-MAN!!
Nopooo more Humans, Nooo more buuuugs~!
You may have beaten everyone else, but you won't defeat MEEEEEEEE~!
DON'T TOUCH ME!! (Spidey grabs Carnage)
OHHH, THE PAIN.... THE PAIN!!!!!
NGGG, STOP... MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP!!!!
I'm going to CUT you!!
- Oh, for decades I wanted to shut that mouth of yours! Finally that time is upon me!
- At Last! I will crush you, once and for all (laughs and grows) Now little Spider, YOU WILL DIE!
- HAHAHAAAA! WELCOME to your NIGHTMARE, Spider-Man!!
- Welcome to your nightmare, Spider-Man!
- Time to do a little Pest Control!
- Oh, ho ho! CAREFUL, now!!
- You shall not escape me!
- What ARE you doing?!
- GOT YOU!
- I've got you NOW, little spider!
- Who's laughing NOW, Spidey?! HAHAHAAA! I believe it's ME!!
- You think you've beaten me? Think again, Spider-Man!
- CURSE YOU!!!
- Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!
- Mysterio may be defeated, but the Symbiote Invasion cannot be stopped!
- Doc Ock's plan was horrible! Everyone KNOWS you can't control the Symbiotes!
- Venom: Parker hates it when I get the drop on him.
- Spider-Man: Urgh! I hate it when he gets the drop on me!
- Venom: Where'd Spider-Wuss go? SPIDER-WUSS! COME OUT AND PLAY!
- Spider-Man: (Hits him in the head, Venom grunts) Tag!
- Spider-Man: Open this door!
- Venom: Who is it?!
- (Spidey pursues Venom through an office building)
- Venom: Look out, lady!
- Lady: Oh my goodness!
- Venom: Out of my way, nerd!
- Man: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
- Venom: Watch that first step, Parker! It's a doozy!
- Spider-Man: Ow, my head! Ooh! Toe, toe, toe, ow!
- Venom: Look out, lady!
- Lady: Oh my goodness!
- (Woman screams)
- Venom: Oh! Sorry, lady. Didn't see a thing.
- (During the chase through the building with the What If? cheat activated)
- Woman: Hey, nice biceps. *giggles*
- Venom: Thank you.
- (Spider-Man's Spider Sense tingles and he turns around)
- Spider-Man: One more step and it's a load of web fluid sticking you to that wall!
- Black Cat: Well, it's not the most romantic preposition I've ever heard...
- Spider-Man: Black Cat! I'm so glad it's you!
- Black Cat: Nice to see you too, big boy, but you've got a problem. Venom's got control of the JumboTron in Times Square and he's been ranting for hours with a message for you.
- Spider-Man: Venom's ugly face on that big screen? Now that's scary.
- Black Cat: That's not all. Rhino's on a rampage over at OmniTech as well.
- Spider-Man: What is this, the Bad Guy Olympics?!
- (After defeating Mysterio )
- Spider-Man: Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!
- Mysterio: Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!
- Spider-Man: Speaking of babble, let's hear it. Who's behind all this?
- Mysterio: I'll never tell you! Mysterio may be defeated, but the Symbiote Invasion cannot be stopped!
- Spider-Man: Symbiote Invasion? There are more of them?!
- Mysterio: You fool! There will be more than you can imagine! That fog which blankets the city is preparing everyone in New York for symbiosis!
- Spider-Man: You're the fool, Mysterio! [punches Mysterio and shatters the front of his helmet] Where?! Where are they coming from?!
- Mysterio: Go then. On the waterfront, Warehouse 65 - a secret passage... If only I could watch them destroy you...
- Spider-Man: Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER! No one can control the Symbiotes!
- Mysterio: Correction: no one before now!
- Spider-Man: Spare me the propaganda, okay? This isn't a game, Mysterio! The Symbiotes will destroy everything in their path unless I can stop them.
- [Spider-Man runs down a tunnel and into a laboratory, where two men stand and are silhouetted by the room's white light]
- Spider-Man: Listen, whoever you are. No one can control the Symbiotes! No one!
- [The lights turn off and show Doctor Octopus standing on a platform, with a growling Carnage standing at his side]
- Doctor Octopus: I need not control the Symbiotes, Spider-Man.
- Spider-Man: Doc Ock?!
- Doctor Octopus: We will work as one. 'Tis a new world. Humanity needs the skills that my technology will give them. Symbiosis is the only way.
- Spider-Man: Should've known a reformed Doc Ock was too good to be true!
- Doctor Octopus: [revealing his tentacles] A perfect world order! Those who will not share my vision will be crushed by it!
- Venom: (suddenly appears) Speaking of "crushed"...
- Spider-Man: Huh?
- Venom: It's showtime, freaks! Ooh... I smell bad Symbiote. And it ain't me!
- Carnage: Bring it on, Grandpa!
- [Venom and Carnage fight, disappearing into an overhead opening]
- Spider-Man: [to Doctor Octopus] Alone at last!
- Doctor Octopus: Let us end this, Spider-Man!
- Captain America: (Playing "Go Fish" with all the heroes) Punisher, do you have any threes?
- Punisher: Go fish! So, nice of you to join us for once, Spidey.
- Spider-Man: Oh, I'm sorry, I was out saving the world. Beating you guys at cards oughta be pretty easy.
- Daredevil: Your spider-sense won't save you here.
- Punisher: Look who's talkin', Daredevil! You've been lookin' at my cards all night!
- Daredevil: I don't need to look at your cards, Punisher. Your bluffs are so obvious...
- Captain America: Okay. Okay. Let's keep this a nice friendly clean game.
- Punisher: (groans in irritation) Who keeps inviting this guy?!
- Spider-Man: Hey, can you guys keep it down? (cuts to Black Cat and Human Torch dancing to the radio)
- Human Torch: Hey, hey! Loosen up, kids, I'm on FIRRRRRE!
- (cuts to prison, where all the villains are playing Go Fish as well)
- Scorpion: Wait. Hold on. Time out. All of you guys were working together, and you still couldn't take out Spider-Man?
- Mysterio: (scoffs) It's not my fault! Doc Ock's plan was horrible! Everyone knows you can't control the Symbiotes!
- Rhino: Hey, wait! If I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus... what's a Mysterio? (Rhino sits on the bench, forcing a Bank Thug to the ceiling)
- Scorpion: So, Rhino... you got any threes?
- Rhino: Uh. Hey, hey, I got a Bingo! HA HA! You guys think you're so smart! But I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock?! HA HA! Victory is mine! You're always laughin' at me, but WHO'S CRYIN' NOW, HUH?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- Uh, wait a minute. I made a mistake... (a very annoyed Doc Ock begins banging his head on the bars)