Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions
- Ultimate Deadpool: Listen, Webby, I can't have you swinging around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're going to have to tangle with my ARMY! And by army, I mean production assistants, and by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans. You're going to have to tangle with my FANS!
- Ultimate Spider Man: Lamest. Supervillain. Ever.
- [last lines]
- Madame: Thank you spider-man. You should be proud to know your legacy is being upheld across time and space
- Amazing Spider-Man: Yeah those guys were alright but you have to admit...
- Noir Spider-Man': with four different spider-men...
- Ultimate Spider Man: one thing I know for sure...
- 2099 Spider-Man: out of all of them...
- Amazing Spider-Man: [all say in unison] I'M THE BEST!
- Mysterio: Ahh, the Tablet of Order and Chaos, selling you to the highest bidder on the black market will make me a mint.
- Amazing Spider-Man: Good, you could use a mint. Ugh, I can smell your breath from here.
- Mysterio: [shouts] Spider-Man?
- Amazing Spider-Man: Wait, how would you eat a mint through that fishbowl?
- Mysterio: I COMMAND REALITY ITSELF!
- Noir Spider-Man: You don't need to get a swelled head about it.