Squidbillies (Season 4)
 Lerm Edwards
Lerm: Death to America!
 The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube
Early: "Listen here. Readings don't never not done nothing for not NOBODY!"
Granny: "I think you mean 'not nonebody'."
Early: "Excuse me, not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason, not never, and by God they never not ain't gonna will!"
 The Fine Ol' Solution
 Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind
 The Big Gay Throwdown
Sheriff: "You're under arrest for entrapment...of my heart."
 Atone Deaf
 God's Bro
Dan Halen: Do you think this is the only illegal thing I have to do today?
Dan Halen: Allow me to pose a hypothesis. Say, hypothetically, I... slayed a prostitute during an 8-Ball fuelled weekend of debauchery. I know, it sounds silly but bear with me. Would this hole in space-time be a good place such a hypothetical and now very lifeless body?
Dan Halen: I've tailored your film to appeal to the local populous... as they drag their jaws through the street like common simians.
Dr, Horny: I'm Doctor Horny, and you know what that means; I love poon-tang... but enough about your Mom!