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Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was cancelled in 2002, but after extremely positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, production of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005.

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The border colors for the episodes correspond to the DVD Volume in which they appear. Those episodes in bold and italics are also part of the Freakin' Sweet Collection.

Gold represents Volume 1
Turquoise represents Volume 2
Orange represents Volume 3
Green represents Volume 4
Red represents Volume 5
Blue represents Volume 6
Yellow represents Volume 7
Grey represents Volume 8
White represents Volume 9
Brown represents Volume 10
Salmon represents Volume 11
Black represents individual releases


Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4
[1.01] Death Has a Shadow [2.01] Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater [3.01] The Thin White Line [4.01] North by North Quahog
[1.02] I Never Met the Dead Man [2.02] Holy Crap [3.02] Brian Does Hollywood [4.02] Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
[1.03] Chitty Chitty Death Bang [2.03] Da Boom [3.03] Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington [4.03] Blind Ambition
[1.04] Mind Over Murder [2.04] Brian in Love [3.04] One If By Clam, Two If By Sea [4.04] Don't Make Me Over
[1.05] A Hero Sits Next Door [2.05] Love Thy Trophy [3.05] And the Wiener is... [4.05] The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
[1.06] The Son Also Draws [2.06] Death is a Bitch [3.06] Death Lives [4.06] Petarded
[1.07] Brian: Portrait of a Dog [2.07] The King is Dead [3.07] Lethal Weapons [4.07] Brian the Bachelor
[2.08] I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar [3.08] The Kiss Seen Around the World [4.08] 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
[2.09] If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' [3.09] Mr. Saturday Knight [4.09] Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
[2.10] Running Mates [3.10] Emission Impossible [4.10] Model Misbehavior
[2.11] A Picture is Worth A 1000 Bucks [3.11] To Love and Die in Dixie [4.11] Peter's Got Woods
[2.12] Fifteen Minutes of Shame [3.12] A Fish Out of Water [4.12] The Perfect Castaway
[2.13] Road to Rhode Island [3.13] Screwed the Pooch [4.13] Jungle Love
[2.14] Let's Go To The Hop [3.14] Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? [4.14] PTV
[2.15] Dammit Janet [3.15] Ready, Willing, and Disabled [4.15] Brian Goes Back To College
[2.16] There's Something About Paulie [3.16] A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas [4.16] The Courtship of Stewie's Father
[2.17] He's Too Sexy For His Fat [3.17] Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows [4.17] The Fat Guy Strangler
[2.18] E. Peterbus Unum [3.18] From Method to Madness [4.18] The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
[2.19] The Story on Page One [3.19] Stuck Together, Torn Apart [4.19] Brian Sings and Swings
[2.20] Wasted Talent [3.20] Road to Europe [4.20] Patriot Games
[2.21] Fore Father [3.21] Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 [4.21] I Take Thee Quagmire
[3.22] When You Wish Upon a Weinstein [4.22] Sibling Rivalry
[4.23] Deep Throats
[4.24] Peterotica
[4.25] You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives
[4.26] Petergeist
[4.27] Untitled Griffin Family History
[4.28] Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8
[5.01] Stewie Loves Lois [6.01] Blue Harvest [7.01] Love Blactually [8.01] Road to the Multiverse
[5.02] Mother Tucker [6.02] Movin' Out (Brian's Song) [7.02] I Dream of Jesus [8.02] Family Goy
[5.03] Hell Comes to Quahog [6.03] Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air [7.03] Road to Germany [8.03] Spies Reminiscent of Us
[5.04] Saving Private Brian 100th Episode Celebration [7.04] Baby Not On Board [8.04] Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
[5.05] Whistle While Your Wife Works [6.04] Stewie Kills Lois [7.05] The Man with Two Brians [8.05] Hannah Banana
[5.06] Prick Up Your Ears [6.05] Lois Kills Stewie [7.06] Tales of a Third Grade Nothing [8.06] Quagmire's Baby
[5.07] Chick Cancer [6.06] Padre de Familia [7.07] Ocean's Three and a Half [8.07] Jerome is the New Black
[5.08] Barely Legal [6.07] Peter's Daughter [7.08] Family Gay [8.08] Dog Gone
[5.09] Road to Rupert [6.08] McStroke [7.09] The Juice Is Loose [8.09] Business Guy
[5.10] Peter's Two Dads [6.09] Back to the Woods [7.10] FOX-y Lady [8.10] Big Man on Hippocampus
[5.11] The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou [6.10] Play it Again Brian [7.11] Not All Dogs Go to Heaven [8.11] Dial Meg for Murder
[5.12] Airport '07 [6.11] The Former Life of Brian [7.12] Episode 420 [8.12] Extra Large Medium
[5.13] Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey [6.12] Long John Peter [7.13] Stew-Roids [8.13] Go Stewie Go
[5.14] No Meals on Wheels [7.14] We Love You Conrad [8.14] Peter-assment
[5.15] Boys Do Cry [7.15] Three Kings [8.15] Brian Griffin's House of Payne
[5.16] No Chris Left Behind [7.16] Peter's Progress [8.16] April in Quahog
[5.17] It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One [8.17] Brian & Stewie
[5.18] Meet the Quagmires [8.18] Quagmire's Dad
[8.19] The Splendid Source
[8.20] Something, Something Something, Dark Side
[8.21] Partial Terms of Endearment
Season 9 Season 10
[9.01] And Then There Were Fewer [10.01] Lottery Fever
[9.02] Excellence in Broadcasting [10.02] Seahorse Seashell Party
[9.03] Welcome Back, Carter [10.03] Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
[9.04] Halloween on Spooner Street [10.04] Stewie Goes for a Drive
[9.05] Baby, You Knock Me Out [10.05] Back to the Pilot
[9.06] Brian Writes a Bestseller [10.06] Thanksgiving
[9.07] Road to the North Pole [10.07] Amish Guy
[9.08] New Kidney in Town [10.08] Cool Hand Peter
[9.09] And I'm Joyce Kinney [10.09] Grumpy Old Man
[9.10] Friends of Peter G. [10.10] Meg and Quagmire
[9.11] German Guy [10.11] The Blind Side
[9.12] The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair [10.12] Livin' on a Prayer
[9.13] Trading Places [10.13] Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
[9.14] Tiegs for Two
[9.15] Brothers & Sisters
[9.16] The Big Bang Theory
[9.17] Foreign Affairs
[9.18] It's a Trap!

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[edit] Catchphrases

Brian Griffin: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Lois Griffin: Peter, what the hell?!
Peter Griffin: Freakin' sweet!
Peter Griffin: Holy crap!
Peter Griffin: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie Griffin: What the deuce?
Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!
Stewie Griffin: Damn you all!
Stewie Griffin: Blast!
Stewie Griffin: Damn you vile woman!
Cleveland Brown: Oh, that's nasty!
Cleveland Brown: WHAT THE HELL?! No, no, no, no, no, NOOO!


Glenn Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo!
Glenn Quagmire: All right!
Joe Swanson: LET'S DO IT!!
Joe Swanson: Get some!
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here.
Herbert: hmmm
Herbert: Hey there little boy, you want a Popsicle?
Herbert: I got a freezer full of Popsicles!

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[edit] Season 4

[edit] Season 5

[edit] Season 6

[edit] Season 7

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[edit] Season 9

[edit] Season 10

[edit] Cast

[edit] External links

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