Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
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Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is a 1992 American action comedy film written by Blake Snyder, William Osborne and William Davies, directed by Roger Spottiswoode and starring Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty.
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[edit] Quotes
- Joe: Stop or my mom will shoot!
- Tutti: His ass was the grass and I was the lawnmower.
- Tutti: Stop! Stop that man, Joe. Stop that man!
[Joe tackles the man]
- Tutti: I saw that man on America's Most Wanted.
- Joe: What did he do?
- Tutti: He killed his mother.
- Tutti: [pointing the gun at her son] Go ahead! Make your bed.
- Tutti: [to the flight attenddants] It was so cute, when he was 6 years old he walked into the kitchen and said "Mommy! My peepee's stuck in my zipper!"
- Joe: Mom, I don't like eggs.
- Tutti: If you don't eat them now, they'll be waiting here for you at dinner.
- Joe: Why didn't you answer when I called?
- Tutti: That was you? You never called.
- Joe: That was me, why didn't you pick up the phone?
- Tutti: Every year when I'm about to come out to visit, you call and say "It's not a good time." So, I decided not to answer the phone this time in case you called.
- Joe: Mom, what're you doing?
- Tutti: I've got to chance you.
- Joe: [looks down and realizes he's wearing a diaper] Mommy! I don't want to be changed.
- Tutti: [holding up diapers and baby powder] I've got to change you.
