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Beauty and the Obese
Stripperella "Evil-Doers, prepare to become Evil-Don'ters."
Stripperella"Why do you hate models so much?"
Dr Caesarian"My mother was a model, when I was six years old she left and I vowed to make all models pay!"
Stripperella "So just becau-"
Dr Caesarian "Also, I was once in love with a model, but she spurned my advances and humiliated me. From that day I vowed to make them all pay!"
Stripperella "Well, okay but that still-"
Dr Caesarian "Also, I once had a promising career as a model, but I was disfigured in a modelling accident, and I vowed to make them all pay!"
Stripperella "Okay, I'll admit you do have several, rather valid, reasons for hating models-"
Dr Caesarian "Oh, also my grandparents were killed by models"
Crime Doesn't Pay...Seriously, It Doesn't
Cheapo "Congragulate me boys, I'm a hundredaire."
Stripperella (In a museam of the worlds biggest objects)"Time to deliver the world's biggest ass kicking."
Giselle "When people hear the word "stripper", all they can picture is some crazy, slutty tramp. I mean, none of us are like that. Well, except for Persephone.