Survivor (TV show)

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Survivor is a popular reality television program produced by many countries throughout the world.

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[edit] Jeff's repeated lines

Sixteen Americans, abandoned/marooned ... (followed by a description of the game site)
Previously on... Survivor...
36 days ago...
39 days, (number of castaways) people, ONE... SURVIVOR!
Come on in, guys!
First thing's first. Immunity, back up for grabs.
Let's get to today's reward/immunity challenge.
Here is how it works./Here is how it's gonna work.
Make sense?
Want to know what we're playing for?
Worth playing for?
Take your spots, wait for my Go!
This is for reward/immunity!
Survivors ready... go!
(starting from Season 14) If anyone has the hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now's the time to do so.
(amount of castaways left) are left. Who will be voted out tonight?
Fire represents life.
... can not be voted out tonight, every body else is fair game.
It is time to vote.
I'll go tally the votes.
Once the votes are read, the decision is final, the person voted out is asked to leave the tribal council area immediately.
I'll read the votes.
First vote... (name of contestant)
(from Seasons 1-6) Last vote... (name of contestant)
We're tied.
That's enough. No need to read the other votes.
(numbers of votes) votes (contestant's name), (numbers of votes) votes (other contestant's name). One vote left.
1st/2nd/3rd/4th/5th/etc. person voted out of (survivor season)...
You need to bring me your torch.
(contestant's name), the tribe has spoken.
Time for you to go.
You can head back to camp.
Next time on... Survivor...
Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.
(tribe's name), this is your first look at the new (other tribe's name), (contestant's name) voted out last night.
(contestant/team's name) wins the reward/immunity! (not regularly used in Seasons 1-4)
We're now bringing the members of our jury...
Two will go on to face the jury... ONE will outlast all the rest... and become the Sole Survivor!
You WANT to see your name on the parchment.
There are seven votes, it takes four to win.
There are eight votes. it takes five to win,
The winner of (survivor season)...

[edit] Survivor: Borneo

Rudy: I don't like her. And I never will!

[edit] Survivor: The Australian Outback

[edit] Unknown episode

Colby: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

Crying to his mother while dining with her after winning numerous challenges

Colby: You know what I ate today? Four spoon fulls of rice. Twice a day, everyday.

Colby: I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey bar.

Kimmi: Don't wave your finger in my face!

Alicia: I will ALWAYS wave my finger in your face.

[edit] Survivor: Marquesas

Neleh (several times): Oh my heck!

John (after being injured from a sea urchin): I need someone to pee on my hand!

[edit] Survivor: Thailand

Ted: I'm not even attracted to you!

[edit] Survivor: Pearl Islands

[edit] Episode 711

Jon (Johnny Fairplay): How's Grandma?

Thunder D, Jon's friend: She died, dude.

[edit] Survivor: All Stars

[edit] Episode 802

Colby: We got an overweight, gay, naked man walking around, and no one seems to let it bother them.

[edit] Episode 803

Colby: Is it possible to call a gay man a stud?

[edit] Episode 804

Amber: I'm out here to play Survivor. I'm not out here to play a dating game.

[edit] Episode 805

Rupert: Our camp was Hobo Junction; theirs is the Taj Mahal.

Rich: I've been bamboozled!

[edit] Episode 806

Shii Ann: Captain America with his good teeth, nice smile, handsome guy... he doesn't respect my game, I don't necessarily respect his.

Jeff Probst: Before we get to todays challenge, I want to address something that happened yesterday. Richrad Hatch sorta being inapropriate?

Sue Hawk: Sorta

Jeff: Anybody have any comments?

Sue: I was sexually violated. To have some guy come up, he passed a half a dozen people on platforms and never touched um.

Jeff: Sue, I'm, I'm..

Sue: And he went too far, and he crossed the line, and he crossed the line with me.

Jeff: Well..

Sue: OK, I know you don't know, and you didn't see it because his back was to you and he's too big of a F****** slob to see around. I WAS VIOLATED, HUMITIATED, DEHUMANIZED AND TOTALLY SPENT, JEFF! IT WASN'T SORTA, JEFF! Cause your, his back was to you, Jeff. Thats all I' saying, and I'm F****** spent, and I'm done with this F****** game. There is no way that I can continue with my F****** emotions pushing the ground that much.

Jeff: So, OK so when you say your done with the game, as in, you want out of the game?

Sue: I'm done, I'm walking away.

Jeff: Let me ask you guys, did anything come up at your camp about it?

Mogo Mogo Tribe: No, we didn't know.

Sue: It was all done in front of our platform.

Colby Donaldson: Yeah, I saw it Sue, and the thing is were, trust me, I mean, you know from the first season, maybe you guys son't, living with a guy being naked sucks because he's naked all the time.

Sue: I don't give a sh** that he is naked, if he would have just walked by me and never F****** touched me it would have been fine. But he did, and that is the F****** point.

Jeff: Does it have any impact that he is out of the game, or not?

Sue: No, I, I, no, my mind left this game 24 hours ago.

Jeff: Lets, uh, if we can bring in the boat, A.S.A.P

Shii Ann Huang: I'm so sorry Sue, I'm so sorry. I didn't see him, I'm so sorry

Sue to Chapera: You guys, good luck.

[Chapera gives to Sue and he walks with Jeff to the boat.]

Kathy Vavrick O' Brien: Boy, is that discouraging.

[edit] Episode 807

Ethan: You're either the hero or you're the goat.

[edit] Episode 808

Jerri: That's the bellboy and he just took all my baggage away. My Survivor closet is now clean.

[edit] Episode 810

Rob: You take care of her; I'll take care of you.

[edit] Episode 811

Rob: I won't stick a knife in your back.

[edit] Episode 813

Rob: Au revoir, adios, arrivederci, sayonara, and as we say in Boston, see ya later!

[edit] Episode 814

Shii Ann: If you can't go all the way, you gotta go all the way fighting.

[edit] Episode 815

Amber: I was under the assumption that the game would be easier in the end, because I knew we had our strategy set in the beginning and that we weren't really gonna have to worry about it too much in the end. But I was completely wrong.

[edit] Survivor Fiji

[edit] Episode 1410

??? : Random?

Jeff: It's not random.

Jeff: She [Cassandra] knocks Dreamz' whole name off the board!

Yau-Man: How many lives does that man have?

Yau-Man: This is the first time I've been to Tribal Council with a regular heart-rate and normal blood pressure.

[edit] Episode 1414

Jeff: (giving the Final 3 a generic notice that all 9 votes would be for the same person) One of you have been successful and the other two have not.

[edit] Unknown Episode

Yau-Man: Love Many, Trust Few, Harm No One

[edit] Survivor: Micronesia

[edit] Episode 1610

James: I thought man I was the dumbest survivor ever.

[edit] Episode 1612

Amanda: Can I first hug my sister goodbye?

Jeff: Nope!

[edit] Survivor: Gabon

[edit] Finale

Corinne: (Talking to Sugar) You are an unemployed, uneducated, leech on society. And the only thing I would vote to give you is a handfull of anti-depresants so it may seem more sincere when you really are crying about your damn dead father. You don't deserve the million.

[edit] Survivor: Samoa

Erik: Like our tribe name, Aiga, means extended family. Bleh! What's Samoan for get the hell of my island?

Russel H.: I call it my dumb-ass girl allience

Jeff:Is baseball your sport?

Dave:No, making love is

Russel H.:These people are so stupid

Russel: It's a bird for crying out loud

Dave: Eriks running after the chicken, and he gets clothes linned, by the clothes line. It was pure comedy

Erik: This tribe sucks

Shambo: Screw yoga man!