Survivor (TV show)

Survivor is a popular reality television program produced by many countries throughout the world.

Jeff's repeated lines

• Sixteen Americans, abandoned/marooned ... (followed by a description of the game site)
• Previously on... Survivor...
• 36 days ago...
• 39 days, (number of castaways) people, ONE... SURVIVOR!
• Come on in, guys!
• First thing's first. Immunity, back up for grabs.
• Let's get to today's reward/immunity challenge.
• Here is how it works./Here is how it's gonna work.
• Make sense?
• Want to know what we're playing for?
• Worth playing for?
• Take your spots, wait for my Go!
• This is for reward/immunity!
• Survivors ready... go!
• (tribe's name) I've got nothing for you, head back to camp
• (starting from Season 14) If anyone has the hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now's the time to do so.
• (amount of castaways left) are left. Who will be voted out tonight?
• Fire represents life.
• ... can not be voted out tonight, every body else is fair game.
• It is time to vote.
• I'll go tally the votes.
• Once the votes are read, the decision is final, the person voted out is asked to leave the tribal council area immediately.
• I'll read the votes.
• First vote... (name of contestant)
• (from Seasons 1-6) Last vote... (name of contestant)
• We're tied.
• That's enough. No need to read the other votes.
• (numbers of votes) votes (contestant's name), (numbers of votes) votes (other contestant's name). One vote left.
• 1st/2nd/3rd/4th/5th/etc. person voted out of (survivor season)...
• You need to bring me your torch.
• (contestant's name), the tribe has spoken.
• Time for you to go.
• You can head back to camp.
• Next time on... Survivor...
• Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.
• (tribe's name), this is your first look at the new (other tribe's name), (contestant's name) voted out last night.
• (contestant/team's name) wins the reward/immunity! (not regularly used in Seasons 1-4)
• We're now bringing the members of our jury...
• Two will go on to face the jury... ONE will outlast all the rest... and become the Sole Survivor!
• You WANT to see your name on the parchment.
• There are seven votes, it takes four to win.
• There are eight votes. it takes five to win,
• There are nine votes. it takes five to win,
• The winner of (survivor season)...

Survivor: Borneo

Rudy: I don't like her. And I never will!

Rudy: Me and Richard got to be pretty good friends. Not in a homosexual way that's for sure.

Survivor: The Australian Outback

Unknown episode

Colby: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

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Crying to his mother while dining with her after winning numerous challenges

Colby: You know what I ate today? Four spoon fulls of rice. Twice a day, everyday.

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Colby: I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey bar.

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Kimmi: Don't wave your finger in my face!

Alicia: I will ALWAYS wave my finger in your face.

Survivor: Marquesas

Neleh (several times): Oh my heck!

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John (after being injured from a sea urchin): I need someone to pee on my hand!

Survivor: Thailand

Ted: I'm not even attracted to you!

Survivor: Pearl Islands

Episode 711

Jon (Johnny Fairplay): How's Grandma?

Thunder D, Jon's friend: She died, dude.

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Jeff: What is this about?

Johnny Fairplay: This this... thats ... thats Johnny Fairplay right there. That's the "F", that's the "Y". I'm all in between. Johnny Fairplay. I play fair. No cheating.

Survivor: All Stars

Episode 802

Colby: We got an overweight, gay, naked man walking around, and no one seems to let it bother them.

Episode 803

Colby: Is it possible to call a gay man a stud?

Episode 804

Amber: I'm out here to play Survivor. I'm not out here to play a dating game.

Episode 805

Rupert: Our camp was Hobo Junction; theirs is the Taj Mahal.

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Rich: I've been bamboozled!

Episode 806

Shii Ann: Captain America with his good teeth, nice smile, handsome guy... he doesn't respect my game, I don't necessarily respect his.

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Jeff Probst: Before we get to today's challenge, I want to address something that happened yesterday. Richard Hatch sorta being inappropriate?

Sue Hawk: Sorta

Jeff: Anybody have any comments?

Sue: I was sexually violated. To have some guy come up, he passed a half a dozen people on platforms and never touched um.

Jeff: Sue, I'm, I'm..

Sue: And he went too far, and he crossed the line, and he crossed the line with me.

Jeff: Well..

Sue: OK, I know you don't know, and you didn't see it because his back was to you and he's too big of a F****** slob to see around. I WAS VIOLATED, HUMILIATED, DEHUMANIZED AND TOTALLY SPENT, JEFF! IT WASN'T SORTA, JEFF! Cause your, his back was to you, Jeff. That's all I' saying, and I'm F****** spent, and I'm done with this F****** game. There is no way that I can continue with my F****** emotions pushing the ground that much.

Jeff: So, OK so when you say you're done with the game, as in, you want out of the game?

Sue: I'm done, I'm walking away.

Jeff: Let me ask you guys, did anything come up at your camp about it?

Mogo Mogo Tribe: No, we didn't know.

Sue: It was all done in front of our platform.

Colby Donaldson: Yeah, I saw it Sue, and the thing is were, trust me, I mean, you know from the first season, maybe you guys don't, living with a guy being naked sucks because he's naked all the time.

Sue: I don't give a sh** that he is naked, if he would have just walked by me and never F****** touched me it would have been fine. But he did, and that is the F****** point.

Jeff: Does it have any impact that he is out of the game, or not?

Sue: No, I, I, no, my mind left this game 24 hours ago.

Jeff: Lets, uh, if we can bring in the boat, A.S.A.P

Shii Ann Huang: I'm so sorry Sue, I'm so sorry. I didn't see him, I'm so sorry

Sue to Chapera: You guys, good luck.

[Chapera gives to Sue and she walks with Jeff to the boat.]

Kathy Vavrick O' Brien: Boy, is that discouraging.

Episode 807

Ethan: You're either the hero or you're the goat.

Episode 808

Jerri: That's the bellboy and he just took all my baggage away. My Survivor closet is now clean.

Episode 810

Rob: You take care of her; I'll take care of you.

Episode 811

Rob: I won't stick a knife in your back.

Episode 813

Rob: Au revoir, adios, arrivederci, sayonara, and as we say in Boston, see ya later!

Episode 814

Shii Ann: If you can't go all the way, you gotta go all the way fighting.

Episode 815

Amber: I was under the assumption that the game would be easier in the end, because I knew we had our strategy set in the beginning and that we weren't really gonna have to worry about it too much in the end. But I was completely wrong.

Survivor Fiji

Episode 1410

??? : Random?

Jeff: It's not random.

Jeff: She [Cassandra] knocks Dreamz' whole name off the board!

Yau-Man: How many lives does that man have?

Yau-Man: This is the first time I've been to Tribal Council with a regular heart-rate and normal blood pressure.

Episode 1414

Jeff: (giving the Final 3 a generic notice that all 9 votes would be for the same person) One of you have been successful and the other two have not.

Unknown Episode

Yau-Man: Love Many, Trust Few, Do Wrong to None

Survivor: Micronesia

Episode 1610

James: I thought I was the dumbest survivor ever.

Episode 1612

Amanda: Can I first hug my sister goodbye?

Jeff: Nope!

Episode Unknown

Eliza: It's just a stick!

Jason: It's got a face on it. Don't worry!

James: The fish just bit me!

James: What in the Nickelodeon is going on here?

Survivor: Gabon

Finale

Corinne: (Talking to Sugar) You are an unemployed, uneducated, leech on society. And the only thing I would vote to give you is a handfull of anti-depresants so it may seem more sincere when you really are crying about your damn dead father. You don't deserve the million.

Survivor: Tocantins

Episode 1801

Joe: I wrote down "Grammy".

Jeff Probst: Who's Grammy?

Joe: Grammy's gonna be the uh, the older lady.

Jeff Probst: What's your name?

Sandy: Sandy.

Jeff Probst: Sandy.

Taj: Two for Sandy.

Jeff Probst: OK, that's two for Sandy.

Sydney: Guy with glasses and peachy orange shirt.

Stephen: Stephen.

Jeff Probst: Stephen. That's two for Sandy, one vote for Stephen.

Spencer: Three for Sandy.

Jeff Probst: OK, that's three for Sandy.

Carolina: The older lady, Sandy, I'm sorry.

Jeff Probst: That is four for Sandy, one for Stephen.

Stephen: Older lady, Sandy, I'm sorry!

Jeff Probst: That's five, there's only eight, five is enough. (to Sandy) Sandy, over here with me!

First Tribal Council

Jeff Probst: I'll read the votes

(picks vote for Sandy)

Jeff Probst: First vote.......Sandy.

(picks vote for Carolina)

Jeff Probst: Carolina.

(picks vote for Carolina)

Jeff Probst: Carolina. Two votes Carolina, one vote Sandy.

(picks vote for Carolina)

Jeff Probst: Carolina. Three votes Carolina, one vote Sandy.

(picks vote for Carolina)

Jeff Probst: Carolina. Four votes Carolina, one vote Sandy.

(picks 5th and final vote)

Jeff Probst: First person voted out of Survivor Tocantins....Carolina. That's five, that's enough, need to bring me your torch.

Carolina: (gives torch to Jeff Probst)

Jeff Probst: Carolina, your tribe has spoken. (puts out flame)

Episode 1802

Second Tribal Council

Jeff Probst: I'll read the votes

(picks vote for Candace)

Jeff Probst: First vote.......Candace.

(picks vote for Sierra)

Jeff Probst: Sierra. One vote Candace, one vote Sierra.

(picks vote for Candace)

Jeff Probst: Candace. Two votes Candace, one vote Sierra.

(picks vote for Candace)

Jeff Probst: Candace. Three votes Candace, one vote Sierra.

(picks vote for Candace)

Jeff Probst: Candace. Four votes Candace, one vote Sierra.

(picks 5th and final vote)

Jeff Probst: Second person voted out of Survivor Tocantins....Candace. That's five, that's enough, need to bring me your torch.

Candace: (gives torch to Jeff Probst)

Jeff Probst: Candace, your tribe has spoken. (puts out flame)

Episode 1803

Third Tribal Council

Jeff Probst: I'll read the votes

(picks vote for Jerry)

Jeff Probst: First vote.......Jerry.

(picks vote for Jerry)

Jeff Probst: Jerry. Two votes Jerry.

(picks vote for Erinn)

Jeff Probst: Erinn. Two votes Jerry, one vote Erinn.

(picks vote for Jerry)

Jeff Probst: Jerry. Three votes Jerry, one vote Erinn.

(picks 4th and final vote)

Jeff Probst: Third person voted out of Survivor Tocantins....Jerry. That's four, that's enough, need to bring me your torch.

Jerry: (gives torch to Jeff Probst)

Jeff Probst: Jerry, your tribe has spoken. (puts out flame)

Survivor: Samoa

Erik: Like our tribe name, Aiga, means extended family. Bleh! What's Samoan for get the hell off my island?

Russel H.: I call it my dumb-ass girl allience

Jeff:Is baseball your sport?

Dave:No, making love is

Russel H.:These people are so stupid

Russel: It's a bird for crying out loud

Dave: Eriks running after the chicken, and he gets clothes linned, by the clothes line. It was pure comedy

Erik: This tribe sucks

Shambo: Screw yoga man!