Sweet Home Alabama
Sweet Home Alabama is a 2002 film about a young woman, who ran away from her husband in Alabama and reinvented herself as a New York socialite, as she returns to Alabama to finalize her divorce so that she can remarry.
Melanie Smooter/Carmichael 
- Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!
- Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.
- You dumb stubborn redneck hick.
- Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce even though I'm engaged to another man.
- [Drunk, at the bar] Oh Bobby Ray....why don't you just go to a gay bar.
- The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.
- You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.
- [After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that!
- ( On seeing her father in his Confederate uniform): Christ Almighty, Daddy, how am I going to explain you in New York?
- (Seeing her father in his Confederate uniform, leaving to go to 'battle') "I swear you need a passport to come down here"
- Well for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake Perry 
- The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.
- Honey, just 'cause I talk slow don't mean I'm stupid.
- [after looking at divorce papers] I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.
- Since when does it have to be one or the other? You can have roots and wings, Mel.
- Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?
Mayor Kate Hennings 
- Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
- What ever happened to responsible journalism?
- There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.
- [after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.
Bobby Ray 
- [to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.
- You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.
- We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.
- Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?
- I know all about the cocks in your henhouse!
- Guys just get a stick, let's play some pool, alright? And if ya can't find a cue just pull the one shoved up her ass.
Earl Smooter 
- You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.
- Careful, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.
- Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.
- Andrew: You married your cousin?
- Young Melanie: What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
- Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
- Melanie: [on her cell phone] I can't. I'm in Alabama.
- Tabatha Wadmore-Smith: [in New York] Oh... my God.
- Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
- Melanie: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
- Jake: You're shittin' me right?
- Melanie: I've never actually understood that expression, but no, I am not shitting you.
- Jake: Well, how about "Hey there Jake, lookin' good. How's the family?"
- Melanie: You expect me to say that you look good? What'd, they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
- Melanie: And don't even pretend like you missed me.
- Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
- Jake: What the hell is this? Chick food?
- Melanie: Light beer. Less calories.
- "Melanie": What are you doing?
- "Jake": Leavin, you done it, you should recognize the gesture.
- Jake: Whatever blows your dress up, darlin'. You go right ahead and spend your money.
- Melanie: Oh, but darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as "our money." [Jake stops cold] Just a guess: The words joint checking are flashing in your head right now.
- Stella: You know for someone whose been holding onto something for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go.
- Jake: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.
- Bobby Ray: Now, what'd I ever do to you?
- Melanie: Oh, you didn't do anything to me, darlin'... or any other girl in town!
- Lurlynn: You know he went up there?
- Melanie: Who? Jake?
- Lurlynn: I'm not supposed to know but Clinton let it slip once.
- Melanie: When?
- Lurlynn: About a year after you left. He told Clinton he'd never seen anything like it. He knew that it would take more than an apology to get you back. He'd have to conquer the world first. He's been trying ever since.
- Melanie: That's why he kept sending the papers back.
- Lurlynn: It's funny how things don't turn out...
- Melanie: ...It's funny how they do.
- Melanie: Bobby Ray it's not like that.
- Bobby Ray: No I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on.
- Jake: Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?
- Wade: Uh, Clinton's breath.
- Jake: You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?
- Bobby Ray: Last time I checked, yeah.
- Jake: [puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink.
- Bobby Ray: Well, you're really not my type... [laughter]
- Jake: C'mon, I wanna show you something.
- Melanie: I can't.
- Jake: Can't? Or won't?
- Melanie: Both.
- Jake: The girl I knew used to be fearless.
- Melanie: The girl you knew didn't have a life.
- Jake: Guess you better get on with it then.
- Mayor Kate Hennings: You're just gonna let her humiliate you... with some bullshit about an old husband?!
- Andrew: Yeah, I think I am. Excuse me.
- Melanie: Now what kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?
- Jake: The kind that don't live here.
- Sometimes What You're Looking For Is Right Where You Left It.
- Fall... in love.
- Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter/Carmichael
- Josh Lucas - Jake Perry
- Patrick Dempsey - Andrew Hennings
- Candice Bergen - Mayor Kate Hennings
- Mary Kay Place - Pearl Smooter
- Fred Ward - Earl Smooter
- Jean Smart - Stella Kay
- Ethan Embry - Bobby Ray
- Melanie Lynskey - Lurlynn
- Courtney Gains - Wade
- Mary Lynn Rajskub - Dorothea
- Rhona Mitra - Tabatha Wadmore-Smith
- Nathan Lee Graham - Frederick Montana
- Thomas Curtis - Young Jake
- Dakota Fanning - Young Melanie