Talk:David Feherty

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• Vijay hits more balls than Elton John's chin.
  • Feherty describing Vijay Singh's training.

• It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.
  • Feherty on Jim Furyk's swing.

• Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
  • Feherty on Phil Mickelson.

• Fortunately, Rory is only 22 years old, so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body.
  • Feherty on a possible injury to Rory McElroy.

• That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn’t find it if it was wrapped in bacon.
  • Feherty commenting on a bad shot of the tee.

• He’s got a face like a warthog who’s just been stung by a wasp.
  • Feherty on Colin Montgomerie.

• When CBS came to me and asked me to do on-course commentary, I said, "You know, I'm only 37, I still have hopes of playing a little better." So they told me what they were going to pay me, and I said, "You want to buy a set of clubs?"
  • Feherty on his decision to give up his playing career in favor of a commentating career.