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According to Wikiquote:Limits on quotations, there should not be more than two quotes per 30 minute program. A previous version of this article was deleted after a discussion of excessive quotations, so contributors should be mindful to avoid inviting the same fate for the new article. ~ Ningauble 18:29, 18 September 2010 (UTC)
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[Things you wouldnt hear in a war film] Russell Howard: There is only one way to settle this war.... Through the medium of dance.
Frankie Boyle: Is Anyone Embarrased that we have all turned up in the same outfit?
[Bad things to hear in the house of lords]
Frankie Boyle: Does anyone want to trade a pack of space raiders for some dairlylea dunkables?
Russell Howard: Now lets welcome our newest member; Lord Voldermort!!
Andy Parsons: I was a Lord, now after the operation, I'm a laydee.
Ed Byrne: I've changed my name to E. Lordy, I want you to call me Lordy Lordy!
Michael McIntyre: Touch my turnips and I'll fuck you up... DA DA DA DA DAAAA DA DA DA DA DA
[Unlikely Things To Hear In The Final Harry Potter Book]
Hugh; Harry, I'm pregnant and it's your's... said Professor McGonagall
Frankie; Harry thought he'd die at the hands of Voldermort, so you can imagine his suprise when the doctors told him he had HIV.
Russell; Mid way through the orgy, Ron winked at Harry, This is better than quidditch his eyes seemed to say.
Frankie: It was trough the magic mirror, that Harry saw a 30 year old version of himself, being an actor in something called the Bill
Frankie: The train will be arriving in ten minuites, which is a pity because this is Tesco
We all know there's going to be a bomb on the tube... but will it be today?
[edit] Random Quote from Nowhere
5th March 2011 (24 Hour Panel People Special)
Headliners Round
The abbreviation is R.C.S.I
Andy Parsons: Royal Couple Severly Inbred
Andrew Maxwell: Rude Commoner Sneaks In
Daniel Sloss: Real Champagne, Suck It
Sean Walsh: William and Kate, Regret Charlie Sheen Invite
Andy Parsons: Royal Couple Send Invitations
The answer is Royal Couple Send Invites
Scene's we'd like to see round
Things you would never hear on a charity telethon
- David Walliams: This year, we are raising money for Lenny Henry, to help him stop those hotel acts.
- Daniel Sloss: Every time I snap my fingers, a child in Africa dies, which is actually a really shit superpower.
- Doc Brown: I'm just being told, please ignore the numbers along the bottom of your screen, they're my bank details.
- Andy Parsons: Now, a short and somewhat harrowing film about hunger in the 3rd World, so this might be a good time to go out, and make a sandwich.
What you wouldn't hear the Chancellor say about the Credit Crunch
- Daniel Sloss: Sorry.
- Doc Brown: Credit Crunch, yeah, no, of course I have. I like the chocolate ones.
- Andy Parsons: I have in my hand, a document which will save the economy, I hope. It is a lottery ticket.
- Sean Walsh: I think I've finally found something to put a smile on the face of this nation. If I just put the latest data into this calculator, I think you'll find, BOOBS.
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