- Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.
- Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow.
- Work is more fun than fun.
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
- Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.