Talk:Noël Coward

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• Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.

• Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow.

• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

• I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

• Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.