Talk:The Red Green Show
Quotes on Almost All Episodes
Playing emcee, Harold usually finishes with My uncle, your hero - Red Green!
THE ANSWER TO JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING The handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.
HANDIMAN'S MOTTO If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
CLOSING CATCH PHRASE Keep your stick on the ice.
LODGE MOTTO Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati (When all else Fails - play dead)
MEN'S PRAYER I can change...if I have to...I guess.
"You don't have to think fast if you move slow." - Red Green
When talking about someone who's dead. He's not late; he's not coming.