Tao of Programming
Quotes from The Tao of Programming, a book from 1986
Thus spake the master programmer: 
- "When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave."
- "Without the wind, the grass does not move. Without software, hardware is useless."
- "A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell."
- “You can demonstrate a program for an executive, but you can't make him computer literate.”