Teen Titans/Season 4

From Wikiquote
Jump to: navigation, search
Wikipedia
Wikipedia has an article about:

Teen Titans Season 4 (2005).


Don't Touch That Dial [4.01][edit]

Pelican: Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek.
Starfire: I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-
Beast Boy: Hey, Star! Run for your life!

Commercial Voice: The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos.

Robin: 500 channels...
Raven: And still nothing on.

GSH: What's the capital of Liechtenstein?
Starfire: Uh... (Buzzer.)
GSH: When did Hannibal cross the Alps?
Starfire: Uh... (Buzzer; question mark above her head.)
GSH: What was Spiro Agnew's middle name?
Starfire: Hmmm... (Buzzer; question mark grows.)
GSH: How many atoms in one kilogram of oxygen?
Starfire: [Gasps with excitement] Three-point-seven-six-two-five times ten to the twenty-fifth! (He scrutinizes his card.)
GSH: That is correct!

Control Freak: (As Keanu Reeves) I know Kung Fu. Whoa.

Rebecca: Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-
Cyborg: Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!
Rebecca: Oh, Lance!

Clash Of The Planets Protagonist: Who are you?
Control Freak: I am Count Rol Freakow, the twelfth-level space samurai that trained Baran Rang. And... I am your father!
Clash Of The Planets Protagonist: (Horrified) Nooo!!

Cyborg: Hey! I remember this scene! We're in the first episode of season four.
Robin: How do you know we're going to the right way?
Beast Boy: Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.
Raven: Frightening. Truly frightening.

Beast Boy: (In Raven's cloak) You don't need to see our identification.

The Quest [4.02][edit]

Beast Boy: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.
Raven: (looking at Beast Boy) Happens to some of us more than others.

Robin: (To himself) You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world.

Cyborg: I can't believe you two would just barge into Robin's room when he's gone, dress up in his uniform and pretend to be Robin!
Beast Boy: Uh...
Starfire: Well...
Cyborg: Without me!

Robin: (To himself) The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway.

Starfire: Robin, calling Robin.
Beast Boy: Robin here!
Starfire: No, not you, Robin, the other Robin.
Cyborg: (Shoves Beast Boy and takes his communicator) What's up Robin?
Raven: (Watching the three) This is disturbing.
Starfire: (swoops in by Raven) Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us; I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!
Cyborg: (walks in while on R-cycle) Yeah, he has all the best stuff!
Raven: (sarcasticly) Uh... right.
Beast Boy: (pops into veiw) C'mon! Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be Robin? (luring) You know you wanna try it. (Raven lift's eyebrow, interested)

Monkey: I am the Guardian of the Trees.
Robin: And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you.
Monkey: How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?
Robin: No.
Monkey: Me neither.

Monkey: Monkey see, monkey do - monkey just made a fool of you!

True Master: There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way.

Robin: There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you're taking the hard way.

Robin: You're the True Master... why didn't you tell me?
True Master: You never asked.
Robin: But why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?
True Master: It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!

True Master: (To Robin) Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously.

Starfire: (To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin) Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Beast Boy: Thanks Robin (To Cyborg) Got room for another one, Robin?
Cyborg: Don't mind if I do, Robin
Raven: You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel cool.
(Robin appears behind Raven and the whole team freaks out and Raven notices him a little too late)
Robin: Huh pizza! sweet! You know Robins, the mask makes me feel cool too.
(Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg fall back in shock)

Birthmark [2.14][edit]

Robin: You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright.
Raven: Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room.

Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Raven: [Appears behind him with black tentacles] Remember me?
Dr. Light: [Looking mortified] I'd like to go to jail now, please.

Starfire: You do not wish to partake in the nuts of dough? It is like eating sweet tiny wheels!

Slade: The day has begun.

Cyborg: We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
Raven: I said no.
Beast Boy: Come on, Raven. I know you hate fun, but it's your birthday. It's special. You can't let this day end without-
Raven: NO!
[Her telekinetic powers destroy the decorations and the food]
[Raven leaves]

Robin: Raven! What's wrong?
Raven: I just don't like parties.
Robin: It's more than that. I can tell. We have a bond, remember. You've been inside my mind. Let me be inside yours.
Raven: Robin... you know me better than anyone. You should know there are places in my mind where you can't go. Where no-one should ever go.
Robin: I'm willing to try if you'll-
Raven: I can't.
Robin: Tell me what's going on.
Raven: Just trust me. If you knew anything about the day of my birth... you'd know there's nothing to celebrate.
[She walks away]

Cyborg: So who's the bad guy for the day? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
Starfire: The reports say there's an intruder.
Beast Boy: Well, whoever it is, we're gonna totally kick their- [Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
Robin: [sees Slade. Beast Boy then sees him] No!
Slade: It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again!
Cyborg: You! How did you survive?
Beast Boy: Terra took you down! Way down!
Robin: Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
Slade: That's touching Robin. But I didn't come back for you.

Slade: Ever have one of those days where you just feel happy to be alive?

Beast Boy: [after seeing Slade's fire powers] DUDE!
Cyborg: Yeah! Since when can Slade do that?
Robin: Not sure, but he won't be doing it for long. Titans GO!

Slade: Take my word for it, Robin. You shouldn't play with fire.

[Cyborg rips a huge metal pillar off the wall and swings it at Slade. Slade simply stands there and burns through it.]
Cyborg: Whoa!
Slade: "Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that.

Slade: [to Raven] Hello, birthday girl.

[Seeing Robin almost get crushed by a gear]
Raven: STOP!
[She freezes time]

Slade: You might be able to stop time birthday girl, but you can't stop me. You can't stop any of it really. (Slade walks towards Raven) I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
[enveloped in black energy, Raven teleports through the pillar, transforms into a black energy Raven and flies. She then turns back to her normal self, lands by Robin and touches his badge which unfreezes him]
Robin: Raven?
[Raven and Robin look at Slade; Raven covers herself and Robin in her cloak and teleports them to the city. The black energy raven rises from the ground and flies around the city. She deposits Robin on the ground and transforms back to her normal self]

Robin: What is happening?
Raven: It's my birthday.
[Slade appears on the rooftop and jumps down. Raven backs away and Robin shields Raven]
Robin: Raven! Run!

Slade: Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again.

Slade: Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!
Raven: I can try!
[She uses her telekinesis to crush Slade by slamming two rocks together]
[She runs towards the rubble to look for Robin]
Raven: Robin!
[She removes rocks and telekinetically moves another pile of rocks before finding him in another pile of rocks. She supports him and takes him to the church]

Raven: No.
Slade: Yes. Drink it in. (looks upon the ruined wasteland) Behold, the world Special create.
Raven: (sees a dark figure roaring at a distance) No! I'm won't do it! This is just death vision. This can't be real to what being a loser.
Slade: (holds Raven) This is the future; your future. It began the day your were born, and nothing can stop it. This will come to past; I will make sure of it. You're going to destroy the world Raven. It's written all over your face.

Slade: [To Raven] We'll be in touch. [He lets Raven go and she falls off a building] Oh... and happy birthday.
[Raven falls down but Robin swings over and catches her. He takes her to the top of the building. Raven groans and wakes up; Robin smiles at her]
Robin: Let's go home.

[The Titans are re-holding the surprise party]
Beast Boy: [quietly] Um... surprise.
Cyborg: Look... we know you didn't want a party, but after... today...
Starfire: We hoped that you might reconsider.
Beast Boy: You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born!
[He smiles]
[Raven looks angry, but then relaxes]
Raven: We're going to need ice cream.

Robin: You're sure you're ok?
Raven: I will be.
Robin: What you told me about your destiny... that something bad was supposed to happen... I guess it did. I'm sorry I couldn't stop it.
[Pause]
Raven: No-one could.
Robin: We will find Slade. We'll figure out how he did what he did and why he was after you. But right now, [he places his hands on her shoulders] you're safe. [He looks over at the other Titans] You're here with friends. It's over.
[He walks over to the other Titans]
[Raven looks at her hands and the symbols appear]
Raven: [quietly] No... this was just the beginning.
[Blackout]
[Far down underground]
Slade: The first task is complete... master. The message has been sent. The inscriptions are in place. She knows what she must do. The Prophecy will be fulfilled.
Trigon's Voice: And the world of mortals shall soon be ended.

Cyborg the Barbarian [4.04][edit]

Starfire:And for what purpose is this crime-fighting device? (pokes waffle maker)
Raven: (Sarcastically) Evil beware. We have waffles.

(Cyborg gets zapped and disappears)
Beast Boy: Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault.

Cyborg: (Nervous) Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future.

Sarasim: I am Sarasim, the leader of this tribe, and who is this "Dude" of which you speak?

Cyborg: I discovered electricity! (Charger blows up) ...or not.

Cyborg: (Putting on armor) Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way!

Cyborg: (To himself) Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing.

Sarasim: A true warrior does not need armor.

Employee of the Month [4.05][edit]

Cyborg: (Popping out of a cow suit) MOO-YAH!!!

Beast Boy: (tired out during chase) How come I'm the only one who actually has to run?!

(After Beast Boy is done with his presentation of why he needs the "B-Ped")
Robin: Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly.
Beast Boy: [Walks away dejected] Yeah, but my arms get tired.

Researcher: You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme.
Beast Boy: Ooh... it's so shiny!
Researcher: Yes, it is rather shiny.

Little Girl: I want a monkey!
Beast Boy: Right. Monkey. I can do that. (He tries to make a balloon animal; it explodes in his face)
Little Girl: That's not a monkey! You stink!
Beast Boy: Wait! Monkey, look! (Transforms)

Robin: Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before.
Raven: (Sarcastically) Sounds healthy.

Beast Boy: (to Cyborg) Hello?! Does the word 'I'M A VEGETARIAN' mean anything to you?!?

Cyborg: Let's see... (Very fast) Eight number 3's, five number 2's, two number 1's, and a diet soda.
Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda here - only meat.
Cyborg: Okay, make it a cup of meat juice.
Starfire: Tell me, Beast Boy, particularly what variety of meat do you serve?
Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret.
Raven: Are you the only one who works here?
Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret, too.

Raven: Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me.
Man in Steak Suit: (Falsetto) It's meat-tastic!

Robin: Yeah....I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?
Beast Boy: Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes this place is weird, and I hate it!....but I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped.

Beast Boy: (yelling) FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON'T HAVE NUGGETS!!! (to Bob) Hey Bob, any chance you could help me out?
Bob: That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back.

Man I Want My Mini Meat
Cyborg: Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!
Raven: (After discovering the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer) So, we're being invaded by cows?
Starfire: Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable.

The Source: Foolish human! I've created enough New-fu for an army of the Bobs. You will never get away! Your city is doomed! Your planet is doomed!

Bob: (To Beast Boy) Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?

The Source: You will suffer for your impudence, green human!

The Source: What is this?
Beast Boy: Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute.
The Source: You're just trying to scare me!
Beast Boy: Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce.

(Cut to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: I'd say it just did.

Troq [4.06][edit]

Val-yor: We haven't got all day, Troq.
Cyborg: "Troq"? What does "Troq" mean?
Starfire: It means nothing.

Cyborg: Way to go Troqy!
Starfire:You do not ever call me that!!!!!!
Cyborg: But Val-yor calls you troq all the time!
Starfire: That does not make it right!
Cyborg: What's up? I thought you said it didn't mean anything?
Starfire: No; I said it means "nothing" When Val-Yor calls me troq, he's saying that I'm worthless.
Cyborg: Star??
Starfire: There are those on other planets who feel Tamaranians are inferior, "troq" is what they call us...
Cyborg : So, he's calling you a terrible name? And you know that if you punched him out, it'll just confirm all the bad stuff he thinks about you.
Starfire: Yes, you know what it feels like to be judged simply by how you look?
Cyborg: Of course I do, I'm part robot. Let's go find Robin.


Robin: ...And that's how we defeated Control Freak!
Val-yor: Sounds like you handled your team well, you're a true leader. You remind me of myself when I was your age, Spike.
[Val-Yor giving Robin the knucklehead]
Cyborg: Robin, can I get a word?
Beast Boy: So you think I could fly this baby sometime?
Robin: What?!
Cyborg: [whispering to Robin] And that's what he's being calling her the entire time.
Robin: Starfire, Why didn't you say something? He will apologize, I'm going to make......
Starfire No Robin, our mission is more important than my feelings...

Starfire: There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter.

The Prophecy [4.07][edit]

[Beast Boy and Robin are watching a tape of Slade]
Beast Boy: Slade kicks butt, take 304...

Slade: Tick-tock, Raven. Time is running out.
Raven: I'm not afraid of you.
Slade: Silly girl. I'm not the one to be afraid of.
[He walks towards her, backing her up to the edge of the roof]
Slade: You know that.
Trigon: What you have concealed, you have become.

Slade: Your optimism is quite enjoyable, Raven. But you're forgetting one thing. This is what you were born to do.

Robin: Are you ok, Raven? You look a little... well, paler.
Raven: It's nothing. I just haven't been able to meditate lately, that's all.
Robin: Look, I know Slade scared you but we'll find out why he was after you.
Raven: Slade doesn't concern me.

Beast Boy: Tofu calzone. My bad.

Slade: I do love my job.

[A black energy Raven rises from the ground and flies up and transforms into Raven]
Raven: What do you want?!
Slade: Only what any messenger wants, Raven: for their message to be heard. It's time your friends learned the truth. And if you won't tell them, I will.
Raven: Leave them out of this.
Slade: I didn't bring them into this. [He points at Raven] You did. The day you came into their lives. Tick tock, Raven. Time is running out.

[Running after Raven]
Robin: RAVEN!
[She stops running. Robin catches up to her]
Robin: Are you ok?!
[Raven turns to face him]
Raven: This place... it's... I shouldn't be here! It's all wrong.
Robin: What's going on, Raven? [He walks up to her; she backs away] What aren't you telling me?
Raven: I can't explain! I just need to leave! [She enevelops herself in black telekinetic energy] I can't go back in there! [She rises up and passes through the ceiling]
Robin: WAIT!

Robin: (At a fork in a hall, fighting off ghosts) Pick one!
Beast Boy: Uh... eenie, meenie, minie... Moe! (Runs through a door - and is chased out by a horde of ghosts) Not Moe! NOT MOE!

Robin: Where's the gem?!
Slade: Not here.
[He jumps down]
Slade: But... much closer to you than you think.

Robin: We're not leaving without that gem.
Slade: You don't understand, Robin. You're not leaving at all.

Slade: You know I actually enjoy working for someone else. It lets me be a little more hands on.

Arella: It was too late for Earth, just as it was too late for Azarath.

Slade: Struggling only makes it worse. And how I hate to see you suffer. Don't worry. This won't hurt a bit. (Summons a fireball]
Raven: WANNA BET?!
[He is hit by a slab of rock and smashes into a wall. He uses his fire power to explode the rock. Raven flies down]
Raven: I told you to leave them out of this!
Slade: How sweet. You've come back to save your friends. But you're only delaying their pain [summons fireball] and yours.
Raven: Well, what are you waiting for? [she walks up to Slade] Aren't you going to attack? Reduce me to ashes?! Or did your master forbid you from hurting me? Did he order you to keep his gem safe?
Cyborg: So, Raven has the gem?
Robin: No... Raven is the gem.
[Slade powers down the fireballs and transports down through the ground]
Slade: I'll be sure to give him your regards.
Raven: I'm not finished yet!
[She uses her telekinetic powers and puts her hand through the ground. Slade rises back up]
Raven: This time... I have a message for you.
[black telekinetic energy envelopes Slade and Raven flings him across the room repeatedly. She then flies over to Slade]
Raven: You tell him he'll have to destroy me before I help him.
Slade: You can tell him yourself. The hour is near.
[Raven crushes him with a pillar of rock. She then flings him around the room and as he is in mid air, she pushes all the rocks onto him. She then summons a black energy raven, which attacks Slade and causes an explosion]
Raven: I'm not afraid of you any more!
Slade: You might not fear me, but look who's afraid of you.
[Slade moves through the rock and disappears. Raven sees the other Titans in shock]
Beast Boy: Raven?

[On hearing their enemy is Trigon]
Cyborg: Are you serious?! That's who we're up against?! Oh, man.
Starfire: His cruelty is legendary, even on my world.
Beast Boy: So, what makes you go all glow-y in the dark?
Raven: It's a warning. It means Trigon is coming. And the way he gets here is through me. I'm not just a person. I'm a portal.
Robin: But Raven, why you?
Raven: Because, Trigon... is my father. Bad things are gonna happen soon. [She stands up and walks to the window] Really bad things. And it's gonna be my fault. I thought I could handle this on my own. I tried, but... I was wrong.
[Starfire puts her hand on Raven's shoulder]
Starfire: For confiding in us, we are most humbled.
Cyborg: I only have one question: how do we stop him?
Raven: We don't.
Beast Boy: That doesn't mean we still can't try.
[The Titans watch the sun rise; Beast Boy has his arm around Raven's shoulder]

Stranded [4.08][edit]

Cyborg: I knew it. We’ve got a malfunctioning bifurcating dilator.
Raven: Yeah, that was my first guess.

Beast Boy: (Finding Cyborg’s leg) Cyborg, what happened to you? I’m gonna miss you, buddy. I know I never told you this... but you were my best friend.
Cyborg: (Just a head) Yo! Beast Boy!

Beast Boy: I found this cool round thingamajig.
Cyborg: It’s not a thingamajig. It’s a thermal coupler, required for sonic stabilization. And it’s not round, it’s octangular.
Beast Boy: Looks like a shiny donut. Hey, you think there’s a donut shop on this planet?

Cyborg: (to Beast Boy) What is the matter with you? Do you even have opposable thumbs?
Beast Boy: Most of the time.

Robin: You’re still thinking about that? Starfire, we’re stranded on a hostile alien planet.
Starfire: I know. Did you hope the perilous space station explosion followed by our clamorous crash then combat with the horrible slug creature would make me forget?
Robin: Uh... yes?

Robin: Should've let that slug eat me when I had the chance.

Cyborg: Now carefully take out the configuration disk.
Beast Boy: You mean the thingy that looks like a pizza with eyeballs?
Cyborg: Why can’t you just call it a configuration disk?
Beast Boy: Why can’t you just call it an eyeball pizza thingy?

Robin: I don’t think you understand. On our planet, "girlfriend" means-
Starfire: A female with whom you have a pleasant and special association, including the sharing of enjoyable recreation and occasionally the buying of bountiful floral arrangements.
Robin: Okay, maybe you do understand.
Starfire: (far away) WHAT!

Cyborg: Look, this isn’t rocket science. (Beast Boy scowls) Okay, so it is rocket science, but it’s not that hard.

[After the gang supposedly defeats a Shrieker]
Robin: Great work, Starfire. [Lightly punches her on the arm]
Starfire: [Blushing] I could not have done it without your assistance! [Punches him hard on the arm, knocking him off screen]
Robin: [Caressing his arm] Uh... nice arm.
Starfire: I too admire your abundant limb strength!
Cyborg: Let's go. [Teasingly] Unless you wanna stay here goofing around with your girlfriend!
[Robin turns around. His heart pounds heavily and he breathes deeply]
Robin: Okay. [Points to Starfire. Yelling] SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
[Starfire's jaw drops and she falls over in shock]
Starfire: I am not your friend?
Robin: [Nervously] Uh...
[A loud boom. Robin looks over the rail to see the Shrieker climbing back up]
Starfire: I am not a girl?

Overdrive [4.09][edit]

Raven: Azarath Metrion-
Cyborg: (Jumps in front of her) Zinthos!

Beast Boy: Dude! Cyborg is more...Cyborg-y than ever!
Starfire: Agreed. He now opens even larger cans of the butt-whoop.

Cyborg: [From the T.v wearing a chef's hat] Remember-if you're not grilling with Cy-B-Q Sauce...you just ain't cooking.
Announcer: Cy-B-Q Brand. Official marinade of the Teen Titans.
Starfire: I thought our official marinade was Zorbrian spider juice.
Cyborg: Yeah, but that's because you slopfar ug mopzorn!
Starfire: [giggling] Mopzorn.

Beast Boy: You know, Cyborg's always had chips for brains, but he's turning into the one thing I never thought he could be.
Raven: What's that?
Beast Boy: A robot.

Cyborg: But...how am I supposed to beat Billy without the Max-7? I could barely keep up with him before.
Beast Boy:[NOTE: He is wearing a hat] Maybe you don't need to keep up with him. I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth. But you know what, dude? Sometimes it's best to be a slow, tiny turtle.
Raven: That would have been a lot more profound without the hat.

Mother Mae-Eye [4.10][edit]

Robin: Uh... How did I- Hey! I'm hungry!
Raven: Me too!
Beast Boy: Me three!
Cyborg: MAKE İT FOUR!
Starfire: But... who is going to feed us?!
Mother: Hello sweeties! Now that we've all had a nice nappy-wappy, what would my hungry little ones like to eat?
Robin: Pie!
Raven: Pie!
Beast Boy: Pie!
Starfire: Pie!
Cyborg: PIE!!

Mother: Mother must get out all your nasty nose boogies.
Starfire: (grunting a bit) Please! This is not normal! (pushing bulb away) I have long been capable of removing my own boo-gers.

Cyborg: So I'm like, "Cool! What should I get? Brain in a jar... monkey's paw... ooh, pie!"

Starfire: My friends are not pie!
Mother: Ahh, ahhh, oh, oh, oh.
Robin: Starfire, stop!
Raven: Why are you hurting Mother!?

Starfire: [To See-More] You are not the only one with powerful eyes!
[She shoots a starbolt at him, but he blocks the attack]
See-More: Yeah, but I bet I'm the only one with see-through vison! [Flips through shades in his glasses]
[Starfire blushes and covers her body with her arms]

Beast Boy: So... she's trapped in the pie?
Raven: Eh, sure, why not.
Starfire: And what are we to do with the evil confection?
Cyborg: We could eat it. (Everyone glares at him.) I'm just kidding... mostly.

Starfire: Friends! Awaken! Alarm! [The Titans wakeup] The Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother, but an evil witch who has tricked us all and invaded our home and forbidden our missions and stolen our boo-gers and keeps us under her spell with frequent and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie!
Raven: So... what, now?
Cyborg: I think she's saying she wants more pie.

Starfire: [After pretending to eat a pie] Never have I been so thankful to have nine stomachs.

Robin: You broke Mother's cookies.
Cyborg, Raven: Ohhhhh...
Starfire: Please, friends, you must believe me! A bump on the cranium has allowed me to see Mother for what she really-
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: [taunting] You're gonna get in trouble! You're gonna get in trouble!
Starfire: (Holds up a frying pan) Forgive me ... (wacks them all in the head)
Robin: Hey, what did you do that - ummm ... why am I in a giant pie?
Beast Boy: Why am I in a bunny suit?
Raven: Why am I in a dress?!
Cyborg: Who's been re-decorating my tower?!

Cyborg: They're pie-licious!
Raven: Of course they are. Mother bakes them with love.

Gizmo: Alright, what sort of pit-munching scuzz-wad is dumb enough to prank the H.I.V.E Five? (Looks down) Cool! Free pie!

The End: Part 1 [5.01][edit]

Slade: It's a beautiful day for the end of the world.

Robin: What are you doing up so early?
[He walks up to Raven]
Raven: I could ask you the same thing.
Robin: I love sunrise. The promise of a new day. Anything's possible.
Raven: You always so cheerful this early?
Robin: Pretty much. Looks like it's going to be a beautiful day.
Raven: Yeah... [she smiles] hungry?

[As Robin is flung across the street by Plasmus and is about to hit a building]
Raven: Robin!
[She envelopes him in telekinetic energy and lowers him to the ground]
Robin: [with thumbs up] Thanks! I owe you one.
[He runs off to battle]
Raven: Yeah... sure.
[She flies over to Plasmus]

Beast Boy: Eww, only one thing worse than goo.
Raven: Sneeze goo...

[After saving Cyborg]
Raven: Let's just finish this! Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
[She summons a black energy version of herself, which flies into Plasmus, exploding him. The black Raven returns to Raven]
[She flies back down to join the other Titans]
Robin: Uh... nice work, Raven.
[Starfire claps]
Raven: Who wants pizza?
[Scene change - the pizza place. All the Titans put their hands on the last pizza slice]
Cyborg: I deserve the last slice! I was covered in goo!
Beast Boy: No way, dude! I deserve the last slice - I got sneezed on!
Starfire: I flew through the goo...[shivers] The slice is mine!

Beast Boy: DUDE! Find a penny, pick it up! something... something... something?? Good luck! It's my lucky day!

Robin: Okay, Raven. What gives? Pancakes? Pizza? Stankball? Toenails?
Beast Boy: Yeah! And she hasn't called me stupid all day. Did someone replace Raven with a Raven robot?
[He produces a metal detector and she levitates away]
Raven: I just want everyone to have a nice day today. Come on, we have a lot to do before sunset. [As a solar eclipse occurs and the sky prematurely darkens, Raven groans in pain]
Beast Boy: What's going on?
Robin: Raven!
[Raven falls down, the symbols appear on her body and she faints]
[Raven wakes up]
Robin: Why didn't you tell us? [Raven groans again] It's happening, isn't it?
Starfire: Please, Raven. Today is the day? It is...
Raven: The end of the world.

Robin: Ok, everyone. Just as we planned.
Raven: Where are you taking me?
Robin: You said there was nothing we could do. We didn't agree, so we've been preparing for this day.
[He walks up to the door and places his hand on a handprint reader. The door opens into a safety room]
Raven: You did all this for me?
[Robin nods]
Robin: Were ready for take on Trigon.
Raven: No... you can't be! Just go! Save yourselfs!
Robin: Were not giving up. Neither are you. Our plan is simple. Raven, you are the portal. Trigon needs you to take over the Earth.
Cyborg: But if Trigon can't get to the portal, then he can't take over.
Starfire: So all we must do is keep the Trigon from getting to Raven.
[Raven sighs]
Raven: You can't.
Robin: We will.
[The Titans walk into the room. Cyborg places Raven on the ground]
Cyborg: You'll be safe in here. Everything's ready. I've installed all the latest state of the art technology. Nothing alive is getting in here.
Starfire: [about the symbols on the wall] And these symbols should keep out everything else. [She produces one of Raven's books] We took them out of your books.
[Some pages of the book fall out]
Beast Boy: Just in case you need some extra mojo.
Raven: This is all... great. But it's not gonna make a difference. Today, the prophecy will be fulfilled. Trigon is coming. There's no stopping him.
Robin: There's never been a villain we couldn't stop before.
Raven: Trigon isn't a villain. He is the incarnation of evil. The source of all darkness. The-
Beast Boy: Ok! Bad dude, we get it.
Raven: No, you don't! You don't know Trigon.
Robin: And Trigon doesn't know the Titans. Stay in here. We'll be watching from up there [he gestures to a viewing area] if you need us.
[The Titans leave but Beast Boy stops in the doorway, looks at Raven and runs back to her]
Beast Boy: [gives Raven the cent he found] For luck!
[He runs back out]
Raven: All the luck in the world won't help us now...

Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
Slade: Give me the girl.
Robin: No way.
Slade: You don't really have a choice in the matter. I'm taking her.
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
[An army of fire creatures appear, Beast Boy screams]
Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?

[After he blasts the fire demons as they almost reach the door to the tower]
Cyborg: NO-ONE'S GETTING IN HERE!

Slade: Do you really want to spend your last day on Earth fighting?
Robin: [struggling in the grip of the fire creature] This is not my last day!
[Slade summons a fireball]
Raven: STOP!
[Slade powers down his fireball. The fire creatures let the Titans go. The Titans turn their gaze to the tower - fire creatures part to reveal Raven standing there]
Cyborg: Raven?!
[She flies over to Slade]
Raven: I will go with you.
[Robin runs over to Raven and with arms stretched, bars her from Slade]
Robin: We won't let them take you!
Starfire: You must get back to the safety room. Please!
Raven: I can't hide from my destiny any longer.
Beast Boy: No...
[Raven unleashes strands of black telekinetic energy on the Titans, raising them up and making them unconscious. She gently lowers them to the ground]
Raven: Goodbye. [Quietly] Be safe.
[She walks over to Slade]
Raven: Let's go.
[The fire creatures part and Slade and Raven leave]

[Robin awakens and groans]
Robin: Raven!
Cyborg [waking up and groaning] She really packs a wallop.
Beast Boy: Dude, we were only trying to help her.
Starfire: I fear it is too late to assist her.
Robin: It's never too late.

Raven: It is time. The prophecy shall be fulfilled.

Robin: There are things you can't possibly know.
Raven: There are some things that I didn't know. Like how I would make such wonderful friends.
[Pause]
Raven: All I wanted was to make your last day perfect. Instead... you spent it worrying about me.
[Robin walks up to her and takes her hand]
Robin: That's what friends do.
[Raven backs away]
Raven: And as my friends... you have to let me go.
[She summons a telekinetic shield, protecting the Titans which also stops them from reaching her]

Raven: [Quoting the prophecy] The gem was born of evil's fire. The gem shall be his portal. He comes to claim. He comes to sire. The end of all things mortal!
Robin: NO!
Starfire: RAVEN!

The End: Part 2 [4.12][edit]

[Robin sees a raven]
Robin: Raven?
[The raven flies off]
Robin: Wait! COME BACK!
[He runs after the raven]
[He sees the raven circling the tower and climbs up it. He reaches the edge of the tower; the raven is gone. Robin falls onto his knees and sighs]
Robin: Raven.

Robin: I saw something out there. In the city. It led me here.
Beast Boy: It lead all of us here. Almost all of us.
[Pause]
Cyborg: We're the only ones left.
Starfire: But how is this possible? How have we survived?
Beast Boy: It was Raven. She saved us. I don't know how but she did.
Robin: Back at the Tower. When Raven knocked us out. The last thing I heard was her voice. It said "Be safe." She did something. Something that protected us from Trigon.
Cyborg: Like it matters. Look around. There's nothing left. What's the point?
Robin: Hope. That's the point. As long as we're here, we still have a chance! And that's why we're going to keep fighting. [He puts his hand out] For Raven.
[Starfire puts her hand on Robin's]
Starfire: For Raven.
[Cyborg does the same]
Cyborg: For Raven.
[Beast Boy does the same]
Beast Boy: For Raven.
[Black telekinetic energy appears as they touch, blasting them apart]
Cyborg: Ok, that felt weird.
Robin: Raven may not have been able to stop Trigon from coming but she left us a way to fight him. [As he says that black energy fire is summoned in his hand] She gave us some of her power.

Starfire: I have used Raven's powers once before. They are controlled by emotions. The more we feel, the more energy is released.
Cyborg: In other words: GET ANGRY!
[They all link hands. A circle of black telekinetic energy appears around them and they groan. They are levitated into the air]
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg and Starfire: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
[They unleash a beam of telekinetic energy at Trigon]

Trigon: But as you can see, not even a farewell blessing from my daughter can save you.

Beast Boy: Of all the places to crash and burn, why'd it have to be here?
Starfire: Please, I wish to leave.
[Robin ascends the stairs to where Raven became the portal]
Cyborg: And go where?! The whole world is toast and the only person who'd know what to do is-! [Pause] We could really use her help right now.
Robin: I know what we saw, but I still can't believe it! It just doesn't feel like Raven is really gone...
Slade: That's because she isn't.
[Slade appears from the shadows]
Robin: Slade!

Slade: Sorry to disappoint you, Robin. But I'm not here to fight. I'm here to help.
Beast Boy: We don't need your help!
Slade: Yes... you seem to have everything under control. Raven can still be saved.
[Starfire growls and slams Slade into the wall. She holds onto Slade with one hand and summons a starbolt in the other]
Starfire: You will not dishonor our friend with your trickery.

Slade: It's the end of the world. Did you think it would be easy? I don't expect you to win. I don't even expect you to live - only endure.

Robin: I'll bring her back. I promise.

Slade: [To Robin] Only a minor setback. Nothing two old friends can't handle.
Robin: I'm not your friend.

Slade: The moral of this story: Never make a deal with an interdimensional demon without a little protection.

Dark Cyborg: Go ahead. Run crying home to mommy. Oh, that's right... you don't have a mommy!

Dark Beast Boy: What's the matter? Had enough?! No wonder Terra dumped you!
[Tears well up in Beast Boy's eyes. He growls and attacks the clone]
Dark Beast Boy: Awww, did I hurt your feelings?!

Robin: I'm here to save Raven not pity you! Which way?
Slade: I'm afraid this where we part company. You'll find your friend along that path.
Robin: What about you?
Slade: What I seek is in a somewhat... hotter place.
[Slade begins to walk away]
Robin: That's it? No double-cross? No cryptic threat?
Slade: I kept my word. How about a little gratitude?
Robin: This doesn't change anything. If I ever see you again-
Slade: I wouldn't expect anything less.

[Robin has discovered Raven regressed into a child]
Raven: Who-Who are you?

The End: Part 3 [5.03][edit]

Dark Starfire: [to Starfire] Why'd you still bother to rise?! We both know the end has already come.

Starfire: [to Dark Starfire] This is NOT THE END!
[She punches Dark Starfire]

Beast Boy: My butt can't take much more kicking!
Starfire: It can, and it will.

Raven: Who-Who are you?
Robin: It's ok. I'm here to take you back.
[Raven runs off]
Robin: RAVEN!
[He runs after her]
[While running next to her]
Robin: WAIT! I'm not going to hurt you!

Robin: Raven... it's me. Robin. Remember?
Raven: I'm lost.
Robin: I know. But I've found you. You don't need to be afraid any more. I can help you. [He stretches his hand out] But only if you let me.
[After a pause, Raven takes his hand]

Soul Chamber Guard: The hollowed journey of your fated vessel ends here. What you seek cannot be reclaimed.
Slade: Perhaps... but it's not like I have anything left to lose.

Beast Boy: Dude, I have no idea I was so tough.
Cyborg: You're not. I can kick your butt any day of the- [Realizes what he said and smiles]
[Starfire walks up to them]
Starfire: If we cannot defeat ourselves, perhaps we can defeat each other.
[The dark clones appear. Starfire smiles, then Cyborg and Beast Boy smile and nod. Cyborg and Beast Boy high five each other]
Cyborg and Beast Boy: SWITCH!
[They run off in opposite directions]

Cyborg: [to Beast Boy] Told 'ya I could kick your butt.
[Trigon walks over to the Titans]
Beast Boy: Um, he's coming over here! I really don't like that he's coming over here!

Robin: It's alright.
[Raven takes his hand and he gives her a piggy back]
Robin: How about a story? To pass the time. This is the story of Raven. She was my very good friend. And she was very brave. Together we fought evil. We beat monsters and villains and we kept our city safe. But even though she was doing good, Raven was always afraid that deep down inside, she was bad. See from the day she was born, people told her someday, that something terrible was going to--
[A chasm opens in the lava river and fire creatures emerge and fly up. Rocks crash down and one hits the pillar that Robin is holding on to. He is forced to use his hand which he held Raven with to try and hold on to the rock. Raven loses her grip and falls]
Robin: RAVEN!
[She screams as she falls]

[After saving Raven]
Robin: You ok? You didn't get hurt?
Raven: Robin... why are you doing this?
Robin: You do remember, don't you?
[Raven nods]
Raven: The story you were telling. I can see it. Bits and pieces. You... our friends. My father. Like it was a dream. A nightmare. Whatever it was... it's over.
Robin: Raven... there may still be a way to-
Raven: Nobody can stop him. I remember that. You came down here for nothing.
Robin: I came down here for you. [As he says that he reaches out for her, but Raven quickly turns to face him with tears in her eyes]
Raven: Why?! I can't help to what being a loser My powers came from him! And no Buddy's done with me, I don't have to what being a loser them any more.
[She falls to her knees]
Raven: There was... a prophecy, Robin.
[Robin kneels down]
Raven: And it came true. It's all over now.
Robin: Yeah... it's the end of the world. But so what? We're still here. Still fighting. Still friends.
Raven: Look at me, Robin! There is nothing I can do! There isn't any hope to what being a loser
Robin: Then I guess... I just have to have enough hope for the both of us.
[He smiles, picks her up, gives her a piggy back and carries on with their journey]

Soul Chamber Guard: [to Slade] Your time in this world is over human. Time to lie down with the rest of the bones.
Slade: You first.

Soul Chamber Guard: How could you possibly expect to defeat pure evil?
Slade: Actually I'm not such a nice guy myself [trips detonator, destroying the guard. White light pours out from the door and a beam of it levitates Slade and restores his flesh]
Slade: [sniffs] Aaah... my own flesh and blood.
[He picks up the guard's halberd and looks at the creature's smoking helmet]
Slade: Don't get up, I'll let myself out.
[The halberd lights up with flames. He leaves]

[Robin has returned and saved the Titans]
Starfire: Robin!
Beast Boy: Dude, you're alive!
[They notice a regressed Raven]
Cyborg: Raven?!

Robin: This is your story, Raven. And I'm not sure what happens next. I know it seems hopeless. But I believe when the time is right, you will know what to do.

Slade: For the record, I'm nobody's servant. [Throws his halberd at Trigon]

Trigon: You may have retained some trace of my power, but you are still no threat to me, little girl! I am your creator. Your master. You exist only to serve me. You survive only because I allow it! What hope can a mere child have of defeating her all-powerful father?!
Raven: You may have created me... [A white energy shield forms around her and she grows to her normal self but with long hair] but you were never my father.
[She blasts him with a beam of white energy and he staggers backwards. She walks towards him and the Titans wake up]
Trigon: Wretched, insignificant--
[She blasts him with a beam of white energy]
Raven: Fathers are kind. :[She blasts him with a beam of white energy] Fathers protect you. :[She blasts him with a beam of white energy] Fathers raise you. :[She blasts him with a beam of white energy] I was protected by the monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends. They are my family, this is my home - and you [She flies up, her gem is glowing white] are not welcome here! Azarath Metrion ZINTHOS!
[She transforms into a white energy raven which engulfs Trigon, destroying him. A white beam engulfs the land, returning it to normal. All the people who were turned to stone are turned back to flesh. Encircled in white light, Raven descends]
Starfire: Raven, that was...
Cyborg: ...Unbelievable.
Raven: No... it wasn't. [Robin walks up to her and she hugs him] Somebody believed.
Robin: Welcome back.
Beast Boy: Okay, you're freakin' me out here! The white robe and smile are weird enough, but hugs?! Are you still... you?
Raven: Blue is still my favorite color. And don't get used to this smile, 'cause you're still not funny.
Beast Boy: Huh? [pause. He hugs Raven] RAVEN!
Raven: Quit it.

Cyborg: Alright y'all, four-eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French toast?

Starfire: [With tofu bacon on her head] Observe. I am a Rorfian Zopgar. [Giggles]
[Cyborg and Beast Boy look blank]
Starfire: On my planet, this is hilarious.
[Cyborg and Beast Boy force a laugh]

Raven: How do you do it, Robin?
Robin: Do what?
Raven: Keep hoping. After everything that happened. Everything I did. How did you still manage to hope it could all work out?
Robin: Because of you. You don't realize it, Raven, but you're actually the most hopeful person I've ever met. From the day you were born, they said you were evil. That you were created to do unspeakable things. But you wished for more. You dared to hope that you could be a hero.
Raven: I thought it was all over. And now, suddenly...
Robin: You have your whole life ahead of you. You can decide your own destiny.
Raven: I guess, in the end... there really is no end, just... new beginnings.
[She turns to the other Titans]
Raven: So what's the deal? Are we having a party in here or not?