Teen Titans/Season 4
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Teen Titans Season 4 (2005)
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[edit] Episode 257-498 [4.01]
- Pelican: Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek.
- Starfire: I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-
- Beast Boy: Hey, Star! Run for your life!
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- Robin: 500 channels...
- Raven: And still nothing on.
- GSH: What's the capital of Liechtenstein?
- Starfire: Uh... (Buzzer.)
- GSH: When did Hannibal cross the Alps?
- Starfire: Uh... (Buzzer; question mark above her head.)
- GSH: What was Spiro Agnew's middle name?
- Starfire: Hmmm... (Buzzer; question mark grows.)
- GSH: How many atoms in one kilogram of oxygen?
- Starfire: [Gasps with excitement] Three-point-seven-six-two-five times ten to the twenty-fifth! (He scrutinizes his card.)
- GSH: That is correct!
- Control Freak: (As Keanu Reeves) I know Kung Fu. Whoa.
- Rebecca: Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-
- Cyborg: Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!
- Rebecca: Oh, Lance!
- Clash Of The Planets Protagonist: Who are you?
- Control Freak: I am Count Rol Freakow, the twelfth-level space samurai that trained Baran Rang. And... I am your father!
- Clash Of The Planets Protagonist: (Horrified) Nooo!!
- Cyborg: Hey! I remember this scene! We're in the first episode of season four.
- Robin: How do you know we're going to the right way?
- Beast Boy: Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.
- Raven: Frightening. Truly frightening.
- Beast Boy: (In Raven's cloak) You don't need to see our identification.
[edit] The Quest [4.02]
- Beast Boy: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.
- Raven: (looking at Beast Boy) Happens to some of us more than others.
- Robin: (To himself) You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world.
- Cyborg: I can't believe you two would just barge into Robin's room when he's gone, dress up in his uniform and pretend to be Robin!
- Beast Boy: Uh...
- Starfire: Well...
- Cyborg: Without me!
- Robin: (To himself) The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway.
- Starfire: Robin, calling Robin.
- Beast Boy: Robin here!
- Starfire: No, not you, Robin, the other Robin.
- Cyborg: (Shoves Beast Boy and takes his communicator) What's up Robin?
- Raven: (Watching the three) This is disturbing.
- Starfire: (swoops in by Raven) Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us; I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!
- Cyborg: (walks in while on R-cycle) Yeah, he has all the best stuff!
- Raven: (sarcasticly) Uh... right.
- Beast Boy: (pops into veiw) C'mon! Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be Robin? (luring) You know you wanna try it. (Raven lift's eyebrow, interested)
- Monkey: I am the Guardian of the Trees.
- Robin: And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you.
- Monkey: How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?
- Robin: No.
- Monkey: Me neither.
- Monkey: Monkey see, monkey do - monkey just made a fool of you!
- True Master: There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way.
- Robin: There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you picked the hard way.
- Robin: You're the True Master... why didn't you tell me?
- True Master: You never asked.
- Robin: But why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?
- True Master: It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!
- True Master: (To Robin) Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously.
- Starfire: (To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin) Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
- Beast Boy: Thanks Robin (To Cyborg) Got room for another one, Robin?
- Cyborg: Don't mind if I do, Robin
- Raven: You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel cool.
- (Robin appears behind Raven and the whole team freaks out and Raven notices him a little too late)
- Robin: Huh pizza! sweet! You know Robins, the mask makes me feel cool too.
- (Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg fall back in shock)
[edit] Birthmark [4.03]
- Robin: You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright.
- Raven: Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room.
- Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
- Raven: (Appears behind him) Remember me?
- Dr. Light: (Looking mortified) I'd like to go to jail now, please.
- Starfire: You do not wish to partake in the nuts of dough? It is like eating sweet tiny wheels!
- Cyborg: We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
- Cyborg: So who's the bad guy for the day? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
- Starfire: The reports say there's an intruder.
- Beast Boy: Well, whoever it is, we're gonna totally kick their- (then Beast Boy bumps into Robin)
- Robin:(sees Slade) No!
- Slade: It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again!
- Cyborg: You! How did you survive?
- Beast Boy: Terra took you down! Way down!
- Robin: Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
- Slade: That's touching Robin. But I didn't come back for you.
- Slade: Ever have one of those days where you just feel happy to be alive
- Beast Boy: (after saw Slade's fire powers) DUDE!
- Cyborg: Yeah! Since when can Slade do that?
- Robin: Not sure, but he won't be doing it for long. Titans GO!
- Slade: Take my word for it, Robin. You shouldn't play with fire.
- [Cyborg rips a huge metal pillar off the wall and swings it at Slade. Slade simply stands there and burns through it.]
- Cyborg: Whoa!
- Slade: "Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that.
- Slade: I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
- Robin: What's happening?
- Raven: It's my birthday.
- Slade: Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again.
- Slade: Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!
- Raven: I can try!!
- Raven: No.
- Slade: Yes. Look at it. Drink it in. (looks upon the ruined wasteland) Behold, the world you are destined to create.
- Raven: (sees a dark figure roaring at a distance) No! I won't do it! This is just a vision. This can't be real.
- Slade: (holds Raven) This is the future; your future. It began the day your were born, and nothing can stop it. This will come to past; I will make sure of it. You're going to destroy the world Raven. It's written all over your face.
- Slade: (To Raven) We'll be in touch. (Throws Raven off a building) Oh, and happy birthday.
- Slade: The first task is complete... master. The message has been sent. The inscriptions are in place. She knows what she must do. The Prophecy will be fulfilled.
- Trigon's Voice: And the world of mortals shall soon be ended.
[edit] Cyborg the Barbarian [4.04]
- Starfire:And for what purpose is this crime-fighting device? (pokes waffle maker)
- Raven: (Sarcastically) Evil beware. We have waffles.
- (Cyborg gets zapped and disappears)
- Beast Boy: Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault.
- Cyborg: (Nervous) Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future.
- Sarasim: I am Sarasim, the leader of this tribe, and who is this "Dude" of which you speak?
- Cyborg: I discovered electricity! (Charger blows up) ...or not.
- Cyborg: (Putting on armor) Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way!
- Cyborg: (To himself) Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing.
- Sarasim: A true warrior does not need armor.
[edit] Employee of the Month [4.05]
- Cyborg: (Popping out of a cow suit) MOO-YAH!!!
- Beast Boy: (tired out during chase) How come I'm the only one who actually has to run?!
- Researcher: You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme.
- Beast Boy: Ooh... it's so shiny!
- Researcher: Yes, it is rather shiny.
- Little Girl: I want a monkey!
- Beast Boy: Right. Monkey. I can do that. (He tries to make a balloon animal; it explodes in his face)
- Little Girl: That's not a monkey! You stink!
- Beast Boy: Wait! Monkey, look! (Transforms)
- Robin: Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before.
- Raven: (Sarcastically) Sounds healthy.
- Beast Boy: (to Cyborg) Hello?! Does the word 'I'M A VEGATARIAN' mean anything to you?!?
- Cyborg: Let's see... (Very fast) Eight number 3's, five number 2's, two number 1's, and a diet soda.
- Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda here - only meat.
- Cyborg: Okay, make it a cup of meat juice.
- Starfire: Tell me, Beast Boy, particularly what variety of meat do you serve?
- Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret.
- Raven: Are you the only one who works here?
- Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret, too.
- Raven: Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me.
- Man in Steak Suit: (Falsetto) It's meat-tastic!
- Robin: Yeah....I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?
- Beast Boy: Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes this place is weird, and I hate it!....but I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped.
- Beast Boy: Hey Bob, any chance you could help me out?
- Bob: That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back.
- Cyborg: Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!
- Raven: (After discovering the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer) So, we're being invaded by cows?
- Starfire: Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable.
- The Source: Foolish human! I've created enough New-fu for an army of the Bobs. You will never get away! Your city is doomed! Your planet is doomed!
- Bob: (To Beast Boy) Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?
- The Source: You will suffer for your impudence, green human!
- The Source: What is this?
- Beast Boy: Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute.
- The Source: You're just trying to scare me!
- Beast Boy: Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce.
- Robin: Can this day get any weirder?
- (Cut to Titans in tower with cows)
- Raven: I think it just did.
- (After Beastboy is done with his presentation of why he needs the "B-Ped")
- Robin: Beastboy, you don't need a moped. You can fly.
- Beastboy: Walks away dejected)Yeah, but my arms get tired.
[edit] Troq [4.06]
- Val-yor: We haven't got all day, Troq.
- Cyborg: "Troq"? What does "Troq" mean?
- Starfire: It means nothing.
- Cyborg: Way to go Troqy!
- Starfire:You do not ever call me that!!!!!!
- Cyborg: But Val-yor calls you troq all the time!
- Starfire: That does not make it right!
- Cyborg: What's up? I thought you said it didn't mean anything?
- Starfire: No; I said it means "nothing" When Val-Yor calls me troq, he's saying that I'm worthless.
- Cyborg: Star??
- Starfire: There are those on other planets who feel Tamaranians are inferior, "troq" is what they call us...
- Cyborg : So, he's calling you a terrible name? And you know that if you punched him out, it'll just confirm all the bad stuff he thinks about you.
- Starfire: Yes, you know what it feels like to be judged simply by how you look?
- Cyborg: Of course I do, I'm part robot. Let's go find Robin.
- Robin: ...And that's how we defeated Control Freak!
- Val-yor: Sounds like you handled your team well, you're a true leader. You remind me of myself when I was your age, Spike.
( Val-Yor giving Robin the knucklehead)
- Cyborg: Robin, can I get a word?
- Beast Boy: So you think I could fly this baby sometime?
- Robin: What? Starfire, Why didn't you say something? He will apologize, I'm going to make......
- Starfire No Robin, our mission is more important than my feelings...
- Starfire: There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter.
[edit] The Prophecy [4.07]
- [Beast Boy and Robin are watching a tape of Slade.]
- Beast Boy: Slade kicks butt, take 304...
- Beast Boy: Tofu calzone. My bad.
- Slade: Tick-tock, Raven. Time is running out.
- Raven: What do you want?
- Slade: Only what any messenger wants, Raven: for their message to be heard. It's time your friends learned the truth. And if you won't tell them, I will.
- Robin: (At a fork in a hall, fighting off ghosts) Pick one!
- Beast Boy: Uh... eenie, meenie, minie... Moe! (Runs through a door - and is chased out by a horde of ghosts) Not Moe! NOT MOE!
- Robin: I'm not leaving without that gem.
- Slade: You don't understand, Robin. You're not leaving at all.
- Arella: It was too late for Earth, just as it was too late for Azarath.
- Slade: Don't worry. This won't hurt a bit. (Summons a fireball, only to be smashed with a slab of rock)
- Raven: WANNA BET?
- Raven: I'm not just a person. I'm a portal.
- Robin: But Raven, why you?!
- Raven: Because, Trigon... is my father.
- Cyborg: I only have one question: how do we stop him?
- Raven: We don't.
- Beast Boy: But that doesn't mean we still can't try.
[edit] Stranded [4.08]
- Cyborg: I knew it. We’ve got a malfunctioning bifurcating dilator.
- Raven: Yeah, that was my first guess.
- Robin: (After Starfire punches him in the shoulder) Nice arm.
- Starfire: I too admire your abundant limb strength.
- Beast Boy: (Finding Cyborg’s leg) Cyborg, what happened to you? I’m gonna miss you, buddy. I know I never told you this... but you were my best friend.
- Cyborg: (Just a head) Yo! Beast Boy!
- Beast Boy: I found this cool round thingamajig.
- Cyborg: It’s not a thingamajig. It’s a thermal coupler, required for sonic stabilization. And it’s not round, it’s octangular.
- Beast Boy: Looks like a shiny donut. Hey, you think there’s a donut shop on this planet?
- Cyborg: (to Beast Boy) What is the matter with you? Do you even have opposable thumbs?
- Beast Boy: Most of the time.
- Robin: You’re still thinking about that? Starfire, we’re stranded on a hostile alien planet.
- Starfire: I know. Did you hope the perilous space station explosion followed by our clamorous crash then combat with the horrible slug creature would make me forget?
- Robin: Uh... yes?
- Robin: Should've let that slug eat me when I had the chance.
- Cyborg: Now carefully take out the configuration disk.
- Beast Boy: You mean the thingy that looks like a pizza with eyeballs?
- Cyborg: Why can’t you just call it a configuration disk?
- Beast Boy: Why can’t you just call it an eyeball pizza thingy?
- Robin: I don’t think you understand. On our planet, "girlfriend" means-
- Starfire: A female with whom you have a pleasant and special association, including the sharing of enjoyable recreation and occasionally the buying of bountiful floral arrangements.
- Robin: Okay, maybe you do understand.
- Starfire: (far away) WHAT!
- Cyborg: Look, this isn’t rocket science. (Beast Boy scowls) Okay, so it is rocket science, but it’s not that hard.
- [After the gang supposedly defeats a Shrieker]
- Robin: Great work, Starfire. [Lightly punches her on the arm]
- Starfire: [Blushing] I could not have done it without your assistance! [Punches him hard on the arm, knocking him off screen]
- Robin: [Caressing his arm] Uh... nice arm.
- Starfire: I too admire your abundant limb strength!
- Cyborg: Let's go. [Teasingly] Unless you wanna stay here goofing around with your girlfriend!
- [Robin turns around. His heart pounds heavily and he breathes deeply]
- Robin: Okay. [Points to Starfire. Yelling] SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
- [Starfire's jaw drops and she falls over in shock]
- Starfire: I am not your friend?
- Robin: [Nervously] Uh...
- [A loud boom. Robin looks over the rail to see the Shrieker climbing back up]
- Starfire: I am not a girl?
[edit] Overdrive [4.09]
- Raven: Azarath Metrion-
- Cyborg: (Jumps in front of her) Zinthos!
- Beast Boy: Dude! Cyborg is more...Cyborg-y than ever!
- Starfire: Agreed. He now opens even larger cans of the butt-whoop.
- Cyborg: [From the T.v wearing a chef's hat] Remember-if you're not grilling with Cy-B-Q Sauce...you just ain't cooking.
- Announcer: Cy-B-Q Brand. Official marinade of the Teen Titans.
- Starfire: I thought our official marinade was Zorbrian spider juice.
- Cyborg: Yeah, but that's because you slopfar ug mopzorn!
- Starfire: [giggling] Mopzorn.
- Beast Boy: You know, Cyborg's always had chips for brains, but he's turning into the one thing I never thought he could be.
- Raven: What's that?
- Beast Boy: A robot.
- Cyborg: But...how am I supposed to beat Billy without the Max-7? I could barely keep up with him before.
- Beast Boy:[NOTE: He is wearing a hat] Maybe you don't need to keep up with him. I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth. But you know what, dude? Sometimes it's best to be a slow, tiny turtle.
- Raven: That would have been a lot more profound without the hat.
[edit] Mother Mae-Eye [4.10]
- Robin: Uh... How did I- Hey! I'm hungry!
- Raven: Me too!
- Beast Boy: Me three!
- Cyborg: MAKE İT FOUR!
- Starfire: But... who is going to feed us?!
- Mother: Hello sweeties! Now that we've all had a nice nappy-wappy, what would my hungry little ones like to eat?
- Robin: Pie!
- Raven: Pie!
- Beast Boy: Pie!
- Starfire: Pie!
- Cyborg: PIE!!
- Mother: Mother must get out all your nasty nose boogies.
- Starfire: (grunting a bit) Please! This is not normal! (pushing bulb away) I have long been capable of removing my own boo-gers.
- Cyborg: So I'm like, "Cool! What should I get? Brain in a jar... monkey's paw... ooh, pie!"
- Starfire: My friends are not pie!
- Starfire: [To See-More] You are not the only one with powerful eyes!
- [She shoots a starbolt at him, but he blocks the attack]
- See-More: Yeah, but I bet I'm the only one with see-through vison! [Flips through shades in his glasses]
- [Starfire blushes and covers her body with her arms]
- Beast Boy: So... she's trapped in the pie?
- Raven: Eh, sure, why not.
- Starfire: And what are we to do with the evil confection?
- Cyborg: We could eat it. (Everyone glares at him.) I'm just kidding... mostly.
- Starfire: Friends! Awaken! Alarm! [The Titans wakeup] The Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother, but an evil witch who has tricked us all and invaded our home and forbidden our missions and stolen our boo-gers and keeps us under her spell with frequent and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie!
- Raven: So...what, now?
- Cyborg: I think she's saying she wants more pie.
- Starfire: [After pretending to eat a pie] Never have I been so thankful to have nine stomachs.
- Robin: You broke Mother's cookies.
- Cyborg, Raven: Ohhhhh...
- Starfire: Please, friends, you must believe me! A bump on the cranium has allowed me to see Mother for what she really-
- Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: [taunting] You're gonna get in trouble! You're gonna get in trouble! . . .
- Starfire: (Holds up a frying pan) Forgive me . . . (wacks them all in the head)
- Robin: Hey, what did you do that - ummm . . . why am I in a giant pie?
- Beast Boy: Why am I in a bunny suit?
- Raven: Why am I in a dress?!
- Cyborg: YO! Who's been re-decorating my tower?!
- Cyborg: They're pie-licious!
- Raven: Of course they are. Mother bakes them with love.
- Gizmo: Alright, what sort of pit-munching scuzz-wad is dumb enough to prank the H.I.V.E Five? (Looks down) Cool! Free pie!
[edit] The End: Part 1 [4.11]
- Slade: It's a beautiful day for the end of the world.
- Beast Boy: Eww, only one thing worse than goo.
- Raven: Sneeze goo...
- Raven: Who wants pizza?
- Cyborg: I deserve the last slice! I was covered in goo!
- Beast Boy: No way, dude! I deserve the last slice - I got sneezed on!
- Starfire: I flew through the goo...(shivers) The slice is mine!
- Beast Boy: DUDE! Find a peny picked up! something... something... something?? Good luck! It's my lucky day!
- Robin: Okay, Raven. What gives? Pancakes? Pizza? Stankball? Toenails?
- Beast Boy: Yeah! And she hasn't called me stupid all day. Did someone replace Raven with a Raven robot?
- Raven: I just want everyone to have a nice day today. Come on, we have a lot to do before sunset. (As the sky prematurely darkens, she suddenly falls over, fainting.)
- Beast Boy: What's going on?
- Robin: Raven! (Raven wakes up)
- Robin: Why didn't you tell us? ...it's happening, isn't it?
- Starfire: Please, Raven. Today is the day? It is...
- Raven: The end of the world.
- Beast Boy: (gives Raven the cent he found) For luck!
- Raven: All the luck in the world won't help us now...
- Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
- Slade: Give me the girl.
- Robin: No way.
- Slade: You don't really have a choice in the matter. I'm taking her.
- Beast Boy: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
(An army of fire creatures appear, Beast Boy screams)
- Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?
- Raven: (Quoting the prophecy) The gem was born of evil's fire. The gem shall be his portal. He comes to claim. He comes to sire. The end of all things mortal!
- Robin: NO!
[edit] The End: Part 2 [4.12]
- Robin: I know what we saw, but I still can't belive it! It just doesn't feel like Raven is really gone...
- Slade: That's because she isn't..!
- Slade: It's the end of the world. Did you think it would be easy? I don't expect you to win. I don't even expect you to live - only endure.
- Robin: I'll bring her back. I promise
- Slade: (To Robin) Only a minor setback. Nothing two old friends can't handle.
- Robin: I'm not your friend.
- Slade: The moral of this story: Never make a deal with an interdimensional demon without a little protection.
- Dark Cyborg: Go ahead. Run crying home to mommy. Oh, that's right... you don't have a mommy!
- Robin: (As Slade leaves) That's it? No double-cross? No cryptic threat?
- Slade: I kept my word. How about a little gratitude?
- Robin: This doesn't change anything. If I ever see you again-
- Slade: I wouldn't expect anything less.
- Evil Beast Boy: (To Beast Boy) What's the matter? Had enough? No wonder Terra dumped you.
[edit] The End: Part 3 [4.13]
- Dark Starfire: (to Starfire) Why'd you still bother the boss?! We both know the end has already come.
- Beast Boy: My butt can't take much more kicking!
- Starfire: It can, and it will.
- Guard: The hollowed journey of your fated vessel ends here. What you seek cannot be reclaimed.
- Slade: Perhaps... but it's not like I have anything left to lose.
- Beast Boy: Dude, I have no idea I was so tough.
- Cyborg: You're not. I can kick your butt an-.... (Realizes what he said and smiles)
- Starfire: If we cannot defeat ourselves, perhaps we can defeat each other.
- Robin: [to Raven] How about a story? To pass the time. This is the story of Raven. She was my very good friend. And she was very brave. Together we fought evil, the big monsters and villains and we kept our City saved. But even known she was doing good, Raven was always afraid of deep down inside, she was bad... See from the day she was born, people told her someday, that something terrible was going to--
- Robin: (to Raven) Yeah, it is the end of the world. But so what? We're still here. Still fighting. Still friends.
- Raven: Look at me, Robin! There is nothing I can do. There isn't any hope...
- Robin: Then I guess... I hold just have enough hope for both of us.
- Slade: Ah, my own flesh and blood. (Looking at defeated guard) Don't get up. I'll let myself out.
- Robin: This is your story Raven. And I'm not sure what happens next. I know it seems hopeless. But I believe when the time is right, you will know what to do.
- Slade: For the record, I'm nobody's servant. (Throws his halberd at Trigon)
- Trigon: You may have retained some trace of my power, but you are still no threat to me, little girl! I am your creator. Your master. You exist only to serve me. You survive only because I allow it! What hope can a mere child have of defeating her all-powerful father?!
- Raven: You may have created me... but you were never my father.
- Trigon: Wretched, insignificant--
- Raven: Fathers are kind. Fathers protect you. Fathers raise you. I was protected by the monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends. They are my family, this is my home - and you are not welcome here! Azarath Metrion ZINTHOS!
- Starfire: Raven, that was...
- Cyborg: ...Unbelievable.
- Raven: No, it wasn't. Somebody believed (hugs Robin)
- Robin: Welcome back.
- Beast Boy: Okay, you're freakin' me out here! The white robe and smile are weird enough, but hugs?! Are you still... you?
- Raven: Blue is still my favorite color. And don't get used to this smile, 'cause you're still not funny.
- Beast Boy: ...RAVEN! (Hugs)
- Raven: Quit it.
- Starfire: (With tofu bacon on her head) Observe. I am a Rorfian Zopgar. (Giggles)
- (Cyborg and Beast Boy look blank)
- Starfire: ...on my planet, this is hilarious.
- (They laugh)
- Raven: How do you do it, Robin?
- Robin: Do what?
- Raven: Keep hoping, after everything that happened, everything I did, how did you still manage to hope it could all work out?
- Robin: Because of you. You don't realize it Raven, but you're actually the most hopeful person I've ever met. From the day you were born, they said you were evil. That you were created to do unspeakable things. But you wish for more. You dare to hope that you could be a hero.
- Raven: I thought it was all over. And now, suddenly...
- Robin: You have your whole life ahead of you. You could decide your own destiny.
- Raven: I guess, in the end... there really is no end, just... new beginnings.
- Soul Chamber Guard: (to Slade) Your time in this world is over human. Time to lie down with the rest of the bones.
- Slade: You first.
- Soul Chamber Guard: How could you possibly expect to defeat pure evil?
- Slade: Actually I'm not such a nice guy myself (trips detonator, destroying the guard. Slade picks up the guard's halberd and looks at the creature's smoking head.) Don't get up, I'll let myself out.