That's So Raven

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That's So Raven is a 2003 television show about Raven Baxter, a teenage psychic that can see into the future. "So I have these occasional visions that may or may not come true." Raven and her family and friends always get involbed into weird situations, struggling to stop the visions from coming true.

Contents

[edit] Season One

[edit] Psychics Wanted

Raven: [with a Jamaican accent] Ms. Telulah on the line. Who be you?

[edit] Saturday Afternoon Fever

[edit] Wake Up, Victor

[edit] Driven To Insanity

[edit] Party Animal

Raven: Dad, this part of my morning routine. Take a bath, brush my teeth, fight with Corey, eat a muffin.

[edit] Teach Your Children Well

Raven: Ready, we're going in. [turns door knob] No we're not, it's locked!

[edit] A Fish Called Raven

Raven: Fishy, Fishy, Fishy.....

[edit] Test Of Friendship

Eddie: Wait, wait, Rae? Did you have a vision? Preferably, a vision about me dating a cheerleader? Or another cheerleader?
Raven: Eddie, I have visions, not fantasies.
Chelsea: [gasps] Raven!
Raven: [gasps] Oh! I have the answers to Eddie's test!
Chelsea: No, you said Didi! That's my aunts name!
Chelsea: So what do you want, Rae?
Raven: You know what? I want you to be the one who's psychic so I'll be the one asking you, "So, watcha gonna do?"
Chelsea: Oh. So, watcha gonna do?
Chelsea: Yeah! Who wants to go party with the boys when you can come over to Rae's and have a nice study party!
Eddie: [sarcastically] Yeah, and afterwards, maybe we can sit around, do each other's toenails, and share our feelings!
Raven: So, Chelsea, what are we playing for?
Chelsea: Yes, we're playing for a nice cold root beer! Courtesy of...your mom and dad! Yes, your mom and dad! Makers of you and Cory.
Cory: [speaking in Spanish] Stupido, stupido, stupido!
Senorita Rodriguez: [to window cleaner] You missed a spot! Still there! Still there! [cleaner gets frustrated]
Raven: I hear your students might be switching to French!
Senorita Rodriguez: French! I bet that new French teacher is behind this! Madam What's-Her-Face!
Raven: [trying to tell Eddie he got the wrong test] You see what happened is they gave your Uncle Louie the wrong test! You see, so they gave him a completely wrong test! So, he got a totally wrong test! You see? Comprende?
Eddie: [not understanding] I don't have and Uncle Louie.
Senorita Rodriguez: Raven, we're about to take a test!
Raven: But-
Senorita Rodriguez: Raven, Eddie obviously doesn't care about his Uncle Louie!
Senorita Rodriguez: Well, Eddie, you're done early.
Eddie: Yeah, well Spanish always comes easy to a brother.
Senorita Rodriguez: [speaks to him in Spanish]
Eddie: Uh...salsa?

[edit] Mother Dearest

Raven: Excuse me, but I think mayonnaise in my sardine sandwich I had for lunch went BAD, so uh, I wanna apologize for any discomfort I might cause you young ladies. If you have perfume I'd spray it NOW!
Eddie: Hurry up!
Raven: Okay, okay, how do I look?
Eddie: You have your mother's hair.
Raven: [giggles] I been told that, and--
Eddie: NO NO, you have your mother's HAIR.
Raven: Oh oh, okay, is my hair okay NOW?

[edit] Campaign In The Neck

Raven: Where you going?
Chelsea: To get something to drink.
Raven: [loud enough for Eddie and Corey to hear] Oh, I'll get something for you. Don't worry about that, Chelsea! [Eddie and Corey give her a baby bottle from behind the door] Here you go. There. I'll make sure it's good for you.
Chelsea: Thanks, but I was thinking something more like a soda.
Raven: Soda? Girl, do you know that stuff is bad for you? Milk brings strong bones. Got to work on it. I'll even join you... [they give her a soda from behind the door] with a nice soda.
Chelsea: [takes soda from Raven] Thanks.
Raven: Think about it, Chels-- you against Ben Sturky? Girl, you do the math. [has vision of Chelsea losing against Ben] Actually, math isn't my very best subject.
[Chelsea is sitting on the stage waiting for election and Raven is sitting behind the curtain]
Raven: Come on, Chels, you gotta talk to me sometime.
Chelsea: No, I don't. Go away!
Raven: I'll hit you.
Chelsea: You will not! [Raven punches her from behind the curtain] OW!

[edit] Smell Of Victory

Raven: Ben, you stink.
Ben: I do?
Raven: Hasn't anybody ever told you that before?
Ben: Well, my mom...but that's just my mom. She thinks my dad smells too.
Raven: Interesting.
Raven: 28 minutes and 19 seconds; that's how long me and my nose have been in there. The good news, we finished the project. The bad news, we have to burn the couch.
Eddie: Cuddles died?
Raven: Yeah, he died the same way he lived, on the wheel.

[edit] A Dog By Any Other Name

Chelsea: (To Cory) Do you still wear those pajamas, you know the ones with the bunny feet, baby?
Cory: Well baby, if that's what turns you on.
Eddie: (Rapping) I may be sittin' in the seat soaked my feet but this homeboy's got you beat aha!.You can say all you want make funny faces but you're nothing but sad rappin' cousins.

You think you're so smart (pointing one guy) you get F's and D's (points to another guy) and your grades so low man, you get straight Z's. I might be sittin' through spit and spray but that doesn't even matter cause' I'm gonna get an A.

Raven: (To Sam) Don't worry she likes you, you lucky dog!
Raven: (Looks at Eddie's pink and heart embroided shirt) I like that...I have that!
Eddie: It was either this, or a tube top.
Raven: Reservations for Raven? (Eddie glares at her) You should really get a cell phone, alright?

[edit] Ye Olde Dating Game

[edit] The Parties

[edit] Dissin' Cousins

Raven: Okay, she's almost here. Which ones, these or these?
Chelsea: Rae, you always freak out every time your cousin Andrea comes in from Europe.
Raven: Girl, I am fine. I just need to know what hat says, you know, "Thanks for coming, but you need to go back to Paris."
Chelsea: Rae, she's only gonna be here for a little while.
Raven: Okay, I understand that, but does this belt say, "Just because we're relatives doesn't mean I have to like you"?

(Raven and Eddie talking on the phone)

Raven: Okay, okay, I know I shouldn't of said that we were going out but she made me so mad. Can't you just be my boyfriend for one week? What's the big deal?
Eddie: Because in a week, Andrea will be gone. You had a vision. Now, I had that same vision. I want that kiss, you promised me that kiss.
Raven: Okay, Eddie, I just can't back down now. She will never let me live it down.
Eddie: But I'm a man. I have feelings. I need to be held, Rae
Raven: Okay, Eddie, don't make me come down there and...(Andrea walks in Raven's room) give you the biggest hug my Eddie bear has ever had!
Eddie: What?! She's there isn't she?
Raven: Oh, I missed you too, Pookie
Eddie: Okay, now, Rae, that's it. I'm drawing the line at "Pookie"
Andrea: You remember that pony I had?
Raven: Yeah
Andrea: Made it up
Raven: Well you remember that soccer trophy I had?
Andrea: Uh huh
Raven: Garage sale. $2.50.

[edit] Separation Anxiety

Raven: I love this picture of me and my folks. We were so happy
Chelsea: Where's Cory?
Raven: He wasn't born yet. That's why we were so happy.
Chelsea: Hey Rae, why doesn't your leg join the play, because then it would be in the cast! Ha ha ha! Isn't that funny?
Raven: (Raven, Eddie, Chelsea all laugh) No!

[edit] Escape Clause

Mr. Pretracelli: All right, all right, all right. One last thing. I'm sure you'll be disappointed to know that I won't be here tomorrow. (Mr. Petracelli and the class sarcastically groans) But, Ms. Simmons will substituting. You know, the one who plays movie because she doesn't care about you're education. (Mr. Petracelli and the class shouts Yay!) Now remember, even though I'm gone tomorrow, I will be watching. (Mr. Petracelli and the class goes ooh)

[edit] If I Only Had A Job

[in strong accents]
Raven: [as Liz Anya] Do you know who I be? Does you listen to music?
Eddie: [as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Do you watch TV?
Chelsea: [as Liz Anya's executive] Do you carry a lunch box?
Chelsea: [in strong British accent] Yeah, Liz Anya can't just sing cold!

[edit] To See Or Not To See

Raven: So you don't want me to tell you my visions?
Eddie: No...unless a piano is about to fall and hit me, you can tell me. (Chelsea glares at him) Or you could just keep it to yourself.
Raven: Okay, I won't tell you my visions. (walks away)
Eddie: (to Chelsea) If I get hit by a piano, I'm blaming you

[edit] Season 2

[edit] Out of Control

[edit] Don't Have a Cow

Cory: C'mon, William.
William: For real?
Cory: Yeah! Just don't touch yourself.

[edit] Run Raven Run

Alana: BAXTAAA!! This is all your fault!
Eddie: I like you too.
Loca: You better!
Cory: [about Raven] I'm going to miss her... [to William] Pass the chips.

[edit] Clothes Minded

Raven: [inside air vent] Dead bug, dead bug! Live bug, live bug!

[edit] Four's a Crowd

[Raven screaches loudly]

Raven:see before it was just hey now its hey Rae.

[edit] Hearts and Minds

[edit] Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

Victor: You're grounded!
Cory: For how long?!
Victor: Two weeks! Or until rats talk!
Tanya: [voicing Lionel] Homie!

[edit] That's So Not Raven

Raven: [reading her poem in class] "My Love For Shoes", by Raven Baxter. 'SO many shoes but only two feet... I wish I could buy every pair that I meet...' [has a vision that she is on a catwalk] Oh, that is so cool! [sees everybody watching her confusedly] ...that I'm still in school... feelin' like a fool... just gonna sit in my stool... well, actually it's a seat, but it rhymes with-- OK, poem's over.

[edit] Blue in the Face

Raven: [to herself] Girl, you are so ready for that Blue Rain concert.
Victor: So am I!
Chelsea: Oh yeah, 'cause remember, Rae. 27 cats. Whoa. Meow!

[edit] Spa Day Afternoon

Raven, Tanya and singer Myesha: [all in a spa, singing the trademark song of fictional singing diva Myesha] 'I'm just a simple girl with a private je-e-et... I got so much money and my friends are all in de-e-bt... I got a lot of diamonds on my hands and feet... but I'm still Myesha from up the street...'
Tanya: SHE'S STILL MYE-EEE-SHA-AAA!!! [awkward silence] Ain't that how it goes...?
Raven and Myesha: Yeah!

[edit] Leave it to Diva

[edit] There Goes the Bride

[edit] Radio Heads

Raven: How many ping pong balls are in the jar?
Chelsea: [concentrates very hard] 237!
Raven: [looks at jar and finds answer is right, is amazed and scared] Chels, how'd you know that?
Chelsea: Isn't it obvious? [Raven and Eddie back away]

[edit] A Goat's Tale

Raven: [talking about Gomez the goat] Oh, Chelsea's right, he doesn't look so good. What d'you thinks wrong with him, girl?
Chelsea: Maybe it was something he ate.
Raven: Well, he ate everything.
Eddie: What do we do?
Chelsea: Okay. Mr. and Mrs. B, I need you to call Dr. Calvin, he's the best vet in town. Tell him it's Chelsea, and we have a goat down. Rae, you get some blankets. Cory, I need an ice pack. Eddie, you get a baby bottle with warm milk, stat.
[Raven, Eddie, Cory, and Raven's parents stare at Chelsea]
Chelsea: Yeah, I know, it's me, now MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

[edit] He's Got the Power

Raven: [making wig for 70s night] You know 'cause he ditched us. And all the girls are like, "Ooh Eddie, you so cute. Ooh Eddie, you so rich! Oooh Eddie, you so psychic! Oooh Eddie you got the prettiest little eyes!!" [starts messing up wig]
Raven: Now that is ridiculous. I mean, who would watch a show about a teen psychic? [looks at camera/audience]

[edit] Skunk'd

Chelsea: Rae is this a good spot
Raven: wait a minuet tree huggers I ma coming...Whoo these boots were NOT made for walking
Raven:what is that smell?
Chelsea:Well Rae that would be fresh air
Raven:well that has got ta go

[Raven sprays the whole camping area with air freshner]

Raven:ohh yeah thats what I call fresh moutain pine
Chelsea:didn't you notice any of the natural beauty on your ways up here?
Raven:you know what cheals I actually did...
Chelsea:oh well thats good
Raven:theres was a beautiful rock that looked like a cell phone and on top of it girl was a little bird chirpping like a ringer chirp chirp.


Raven:I brought a tent in tube.
[shakes tube]
Raven:Stand back people.
[Throws tube]
Raven:Now i wonder how u get it'back in a tube.

[edit] The Dating Shame

[edit] The Road to Audition

Emmett: Well, well, well. What have we here?
Raven: Emmett, the world's most annoying hall monitor.
Emmett: Hey! I didn't skip two grades to take any lip from the likes of

you. What are you waiting for? Next time, it's detention! They fear me.

Raven: Raven: Oh! Looks like toast got burnt.
Cory: was once a little punk. Back then, tell me who would

of thunk. I be the King of the Keys. The ebenezer never breathes. Hoo! Bring the ladies to their knees. I'm the King of the Keys. Yeah! Mama said, don't hesitate, jam down with those 88's. Now, I'm the King of the Keys, doing what I please. Hoo! Make the ladies scream with ease. I'm the King of the Keys. Ow! Baby, I'm a musical Hercules. Im the King of the Keys. Baby, I'm the King

Chelsea: Everyday in French class, I ask Mademoiselle for the girls' room pass

And my heart fills with emotion As I'm struck once again by the same old notion All alone in the hallways as always Just the stairwell, the lockers and me. 'Cause the hallways in big ways and small ways Are such a lonely place to be Yes, alone in the hallways as always The garbage cans are my only friends I've always hated to be isolated but then third period ends Then these halls I was in will soon be buzzin' With students and teachers and jocks in their sneakers The bells start ringing and everybody's singing won't be alone, on my on In the hallways, no more!

Eddie: It's history in the making, y'all. Yeah, follow

me. Believe me, you ain't never heard a young man that can blaze the track, ridiculous cat that can dribble behind his back. Can't stop the dribble, in my blood, and can't nobody understand. But when you hear this track, I bet I'ma see you dancin'. Just one shot is all I really need to bring it to your ankles and make you wiggle your knees. I'm garunteed to make the nation wanna follow me, I got the ladies like, "Oh, child, I need to breathe, now." Watch Eddie, as I hold her steady. I'm undercover superstar but y'all ain't ready. The game is full of giving so I'm about to make y'all feel me. Take a piece of me and keep it. May your world be ready. Bounce!

Raven: Oh-oh, oh-oh

I know what I'm all about nobody’s gonna change me I stand my ground and deal with negativity I got my mind made up, I'm gonna do whatever makes me happy One step at a time, I choose my own destiny Oh There’s no doubt, what it’s about My dreams are coming true Won't stop, can't stop, do what I need to do I can stand up on my own No one can bring me down, down I know I'm gonna shine, shine, shine, shine I will hold my head up high I'm gonna make it through, through Because it's my time to shine, shine, shine, shine I'll never lose sign of what I want in my life I'll stay true to myself No one can tell me, what the future holds I'll stay strong no matter I will survive, I'm gonna shine

Chelsea: No one can find out that the new janitor is actually a talent scout from 'Undercover Superstar'!
Crowd: 'Undercover Superstar'?
Raven: Y'all didn't hear that, did you? Oh, but you did.
Eddie: You know what this means, every man for himself.
Chelsea: Or woman!

[edit] The Lying Game

Evil Raven: I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melt- [stops and looks at Cory] This is all...YOUR FAULT!!

[edit] Numb and Number

Cory: [hiding under a table at the dentist's] I don't think I can! I don't think I can!

[edit] My Big Fat Pizza Party

Biker: Hey, watch who you callin', Granny!
Mildred: Who you callin' Granny, punk?
Victor: You both are fired!
Chelsea: Man, we are sooo refired!
Children: We want the clown!
Cory: No we don't!
Children: We want the clown!
Cory: No we don't!
Children: We want the clown!
Cory: No we don't!
Biker: Let's roll, boys!
Mildred: Let's roll, girls!
William: Let's roll, mommy!

[edit] Shake, Rattle, and Rae

Chelsea: Ahhhh? Rae?????
All: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????

[edit] Season 3

[edit] Psychic Eye For the Sloppy Guy

Raven: Hey guys we seem the eye. and seem the eye.
Tanya: See you after school.
Raven: Now that we all understand each other, it's Go Time
Eddie: Old school; old school; pre-school!
Chelsea: Bad for your skin; bad for the environment; and just plain bad!
Raven: Got to go! Got to go! Got to go!!
Victor: No all that new big screen TV..
Cory: That's it this is all your tonight..
Eddie: See anything you like?
Chantel: Yeah! The whole right side of the menu.
Eddie: Ehh!

[edit] Stark Raven Mad

Sierra: I'm Sierra, Raven's new best friend!
Chelsea:Raven has a new best friend...

[edit] Opportunity Shocks

[edit] Taken to the Cleaners

Raven: Girl, please, this movie is not scary.
Tanya: RAVEEEEEENNNNNNN!!
Raven: Now, that's scary.


Ronda: Yo leg ain't broken. you was just to lazy to come down to the cleaners and pick up your own clothes! [takes chips] Ronda: .

Raven, Eddie, Chelsea Daniels: Hey!

Ronda: Thats right I got yo chips! And you! [looks at Raven] You on my list! [Rhonda leaves]

Raven: And she's off mine.

[edit] Five Finger Discount

Raven: You heard mom, Cory. Stealing is stealing, and you could go to jail!
Cory: [after he saw a bigger sized monkey key chain] I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief!

[edit] Sweeps

[edit] Double Vision

[Rae and eddie walk in laughing]
[Rae sees the posters chelseas putting up]
[Raven pulls down the poster]
Raven:uuhh Nooo waayy,you got rainbow to perform at your vegeterian club benefit.
Chelsea: Uh huh and now im going to invent a vege chatroom.
[Chelsea sticks poster back up on the wall]
[Raven pulls it back down]
Raven:Uhmm so hey,whens the show ?
Chelsea:Its friday after school and im really gonna need you to stop doing that.
Chelsea: YeA,we really need the money for the benefit to keep the club going so im in charge for the whole thing and i have to focus all of my intentions on him (gazes}
[Staples sleeve to the wall]
Raven clicks:Uh yea,chels snap out,snap out chelsea
Chlsea:Uhh Sorry its ben from my history class
Eddie:Ya diggin him huh
Chelsea:Ya you gave it away
Eddie:you stapeled your sleeve to the wall
Chelsea:Oh would ya
[Raven pulls Chelsea off the wall]
Raven: Sorry about that
[Raven has a vision]
Chelsea:Did ya just have a vision ?
Raven:Uhh Yea Chels yea and i saw you uhm putting a posters over there on that wall over there
CHelsea:What
Raven:Go
[Raven smiles]
CHelsea:Okay
[Raven sighs]
Eddie:What was your real vision
Raven:I was kissing ben
Eddie:What.How could you do that to your best friend.
Raven:I didnt do anything yet.
Eddie:ANd your not gonna cause your gonna stay far far awwaaaayy from that guy.
Raven:Thats true never go near each other and nothing can ever happen.
[Bumbs into ben]
Raven:Oh snap.
Ben:Sorry.
Raven:Gotta go.
[Runs away]

[edit] Bend it Like Baxter

Eric: [thinking Raven is their star gymnast, Natasha Bubinski] I want to know everything about you. You're language, your culture, your interests-
Eddie: [quietly] Why don't you just start with her name?
Raven: HUSH...ski? Hushski, Hushhushski, that's my dog. He is a Siberian Polar Poodle.

[edit] The Big Buzz

[edit] True Colors

Victor:: Did you finish that report?
Cory:: Yep! All 500 words!
Victor:: Black history is very, very, very important to me. There are many, many, many people to choose from...I see where this is going. Come on son, sit
Cory:: But dad, you only read 18 words.
Victor:: Uh guys and you must push bit to a big Black History you came find us may..
Cory:: What!!
Victor:: Cory and now hit a Escape Button you get or and wanna go to let me out...
Cory:: Nice look Raven ha ha ha!
Raven:: You know what I wouldn't be laughing cause that's going to be you in next 30 years.
Raven:: Even if they did believe me, it wouldn't matter. I'm only one person, I can't change the world.
Victor:: Rae, if Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr. had that attitude, we'd still be sitting in the back of buses.
Victor:: Oh, that's it! We're gonna bust them, we're gonna shut em down by any means necessary!
Tanya:: Whoa, slow down Malcolm!
Chloe:: The truth is, I don't hire black people.
Chelsea:: Rae It's look funny Heh heh....
Cory:: Okay...that certainly wasn't boring!

[edit] Dog Day Aftergroom

[edit] The Royal Treatment

Raven: Why didn't I listen to my mommy?
Raven: A wedding? I love weddings. I hope I don't cry!
Eddie: Oh, you're going to cry, alright because it's your wedding!

[edit] Art Breaker

Raven: {walks into the art room}{looks at chelseas painting} Ooo let me guess,its the chaos and the confusion in the world.
Eddie: Rae, did you just have a vision?
Raven: [panicing] Yes you see what happened was- [bumps into Chelsea's statue and shatters it] ...Something like that.


Ms.Patuto:chelsea please let your art speak for itself
Raven:[After eating a really hot pepper]:WATER!

[edit] Boyz 'N Commotion

[edit] Gettin' Outta Dodge

Raven: Oh, remember the time when you put a lizard in Eddie's pants? [laughs]
Bianca: Can you find in your heart to forgive me?
Eddie: The lizard didn't bite my heart.

[edit] On Top of Old Oaky

Chelsea: [singing] On top of old Oaaaaaaaaky, all covered with leaves...
Señorita Rodriguez: Chelsea stop siiiiiinging, I'm begging you please!

[edit] They Work Hard For His Honey

[Fooling around in the Senor Frosty, Raven breaks something]
Raven: Oh, I broke something! Well, I don't think it's important...
Chelsea: Yeah it is, Rae. That looks like the A4-Regulator Valve.
Raven: How do you know that?
Chelsea: Uh, how do you not know that?

that my mom so back off



Raven: Something's wrong with the ice cream! It's all runny!
Eddie: Yeah. It's like someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve or something!
Raven: How does everybody know that?
[The ice cream machine explodes. Chantel enters]
Chantel: Don't tell me someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve!
Raven: WHAT!?
Chelsea: Aw... Why don't we have nicknames?
Raven: Ok biscuithead

[edit] Mind Your Own Business

Raven: You know what? That's a good looking picture of Mad Dog Sister.
Eddie: It's a really bad looking picture of Mad Dog!

[edit] Hizzouse Party

Raven: That's my jam!!

[edit] Mismatch Maker

[edit] Chef-Man and Raven

[edit] When in Dome

[edit] Too Much Pressure

[edit] The Grill Next Door

[edit] Extreme Cory

[edit] Point of No Return

Raven: [drops dummy on Fránc's foot] Sorry Frank!
Fránc: It's pronunced Fránc!
Raven: Fránc! ...I would like to buy this shirt please.
Fránc: [sarcastically] Oh, wow! No one's ever bought a blouse here before!
Raven: No, Chels, you have to overstretch it because when you let go, it's gonna snap back into shape. Okay, let go!
[The shirt doesn't snap back into shape, hangs long and loose]
Chelsea: Ummm, Rae, I don't think it's snappin'...

[edit] Country Cousins

[edit] Food For Thought

Raven: I saw the future and it was HUGE! It was like attack of the giant booties. I'm talking about a lot of junk in the trunk, Chels.
(The students are in the hallways, eating junk food from the Food Court. Raven and Chelsea watch.)
Chelsea: Gosh, Rae, I can't believe it! Lunch was over two hours ago, and they're still packing it in!
Raven: Yeah. They don't know what that food is doing to them. Somebody's got to speak the truth!
(She steps into the middle of the hallway.)
Raven: PEOPLE! PEOPLE! HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU!
(Everyone stops.)
Raven: ...Put down the pies. You cannot maximize. You gotta exercise, or the scales will rise-and so will your thighs!
Eddie: Who wants some fries?

[edit] Mr. Perfect

[edit] Goin' Hollywood

Victor:I'll have my people call your people(looks at Raven and Corey) your mom says hi.

[edit] Save The Last Dance

[edit] Cake Fear

Miss Patterson: Are you children enjoying them?
Raven, Chelsea, Eddie & Cory: ...Oh...yeah...ummm...
Miss Patterson': Good, 'cause I put something special in them. A dash...of cinnamon!
[Chelsea holds hands to neck and makes choking sound]
Chelsea: Oh wait did you say cinnamon?
Miss Patterson: Oh no, it's time...I have to do this now.
Raven: Wait, wait, do what?
Miss Patterson: Take a shower. Every day at exactly 6:03 I take a shower for exactly five and a half minutes. I call it me time.
Raven: Yes, all your evidence is in here, along with her evil... [pulls out knitting needles] knitting needles...and her evil... [pulls out teddy bear] teddy bear...and her evil...book of..nighty night stories...IT WAS IN HERE, I SAW IT!
Policeman: We're going door to door looking for a revenge-seeking babysitter.
Raven, Eddie & Cory: THAT'S HER!
Policeman: Where?
Raven: She's in there...in the kitchen...making cocoa!

[edit] Vision Impossible

Raven: HEY! Are yall spying on my dream? I'm angry, I'm awake, and I'm coming to get ya!

[edit] Four Aces

Raven: [yells out] Mrs Wilcox! Mrs. Wilcox! Going once, going twice, yep and going to the mall.
Old man: She cant hear.

mr. patterson:

dont touch think or even SNIFF the bag!

[edit] Season 4

[edit] Raven, Sydney and the Man

Mrs. Valentine: That presentizzle was off the hizzle!

[edit] Pin Pals

[edit] Dues & Don'ts

[edit] Unhappy Medium

[edit] Adventure in Boss-Sitting

[edit] Hook Up My Space

Raven: [just cheated on HOOK UP MY SPACE! and camera just zoomed in on Raven] Hey, America, how yall doin'?
Raven: Corey please this is my only chance please don't make this ugly [looks at lamp] Oh my goodness what is that ugly thing?!?

[edit] Driving Miss Lazy

[edit] Be Prepared

  • (When the fire alarm goes off in the building, everyone gathers around the Preparedness Plan that Raven was supposed to hand out, and they accidentally tear it up)
Chelsea: My piece says "Panic."
Eddie: Mine says "Don't."
Raven: MINE SAYS "RAVEN, PLEASE DISTRIBUTE!"

[edit] Juicer Consequences

[edit] Sister Act

[edit] Checkin' Out

Kendra: Kendra Blair here...awaiting the return of the great fashion photographer, Pistache. Oh, here she comes now!
[Raven walks in dressed as Pistache]
Raven: [fake French accent] Bonjour! Ello, ello, ello, ello, ello. Frere Jacques. Where do we start with the big shooooow?!
Kendra: Shouldn't we wait for Donna?
Raven: NO! We do not wait for Donna. Pistache works very quickly. [snaps fingers] I have to go back into seclusion.
Raven: Oh! The boys, the boys!
Kendra: [slowly] How does it feel to be in A-mer-i-ca?
Raven: NO! You do not speak to the boys. They do not speak the same English as you speak. They speak another form of the language that you do not know. Boys! Saabite, wootita zoozoo...wika wah wika fiki fiki wah tika chika wah wah!
Zack: Tika tika wah.
Cody: Tika tika wah wah!
Raven: Oh la la! Pistache found the camera! Okay boys, smiley smile! Oh the pointing, the pointing. It's so rude, so rude, I love it! So nasty!
Kendra: Eh, Pistache...have you met Pistache?
Raven: There is no other Pis- [sees Donna also dressed as Pistache, coming towards her] Oh, snap! Okay there is a perfect explanation.
Pistache: [walks over to Zack and Cody] This is not Yan...and Kvelt.
Donna: Raven, you're fired.
Raven: Yeah, I kinda figured that.
Pistache: They are even better.
Donna: Raven, you're re-hired.
Raven: Sweet.
Donna: I think this is gonna work.
Raven: I know it is.
Pistache: I got it. And now, we dance.
[Everyone starts dancing]

[edit] Fur Better or Worse

[edit] Mad Hot Cotillion

Mrs. Rothschild: LAWRENCE, you're toast!

[edit] When 6021 Met 4267

Loca: Aaaah!! Where's the rest of you?!
Stanley: Just look in my eyes, baby, just look in my eyes.

[edit] Soup To Nuts

Eddie: [repeated line] Don't get me started!
Zuckerman: You thought you can hide from me, didn't you?
Raven: [as Dorthy] Why are you so mean?
Victor: [as the Wizard of Oz] Because I ain't got no body! Get it? I ain't got no body. I'm a big floating head, and - alright, get out of my sight!

[edit] Members Only

[edit] The Ice Girl Gometh

[edit] Rae of Sunshine

Theatre Guard: Young man! People are trying to watch the movie, you are going to have to leave!
Cory: Me?!
Chelsea: See I told him! Yeah! You heard me.
Cory: Yes Chelsea! Everybody heard you!
Mrs Valentine: [starts to rain] Oh dear, it looks like its raining. We will camp at Raven's.
Raven: Say what?
Eddie: [quietly] Hello, baby! I was expecting your call.
Raven: Eeew!! Eddie stop talkin' like that and put Chelsea on the phone!


Raven:you gotta wear them smart you gotta wear them nice you gotta wear them like mua... well not today...

[edit] The Dress Is Always Greener

[edit] Teacher's Pet

[edit] The Way We Are There

[edit] Where There's Smoke

Raven: [speaks on phone to Victor about the mayor coming to pick up the casserole] Dad, I know, I know, listen, listen. The casserole is in the oven. Yes, yes, yes! You take it out, you let it cool, you shampoo it, you rinse it, repeat it! [laughs] I'm just playing with you, Daddy! [rushed] Hold on, let me call you right back. Love you, too, bye!
Raven: [stops cory] Excuse me! Where do you think you're going?
Cory: [holding basketball] To the library.
Raven: With a basketball? Dad put me in charge. I need you to respect me enough to give me a decent lie!
Cory: Sorry, I was in a rush.
Raven: Corry, you are not going anywhere until you finish your chores.
Cory: [lies] I did 'em!
Raven: [after each question, Corry lies with the answer "Yes!"] So you cleaned your room? You picked up the laundry? You picked up fresh milk?
Raven: [gives a look] You may go.
Corry: Thank you!
Raven: [walks to the refrigerator, thinking to self] Yep, when it comes to little brothers, you just gotta show them who's boss!
Raven: [pours glass of milk and old, chunky milk come out] CORY!!
Raven: [picks up laundry] Corry. . .lazy, nonworking, good for nothing, [finds cigarette] cigarette smoking -- cigarette smoking??? Oh, no. . . CORY!!!

[edit] Crossovers

[edit] Checkin Out

[edit] That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana

[edit] That's So In The House

Meena: I mean Bahavia in a TV show That's So Pooshnik?
Cory: Rae get back to the room...
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Stop it.
Cory: Ya know I gotta admit, that was actually kinda funny.
Raven: That girl is fly!
Meena: Let's watch it again!

[edit] A Rat By Any Other Name

[edit] And The Weenie Is...

[edit] Uninvited Pest

[edit] Unidentified episode

[edit] Raven Baxter

  • That's not my heart, Chels, somebody is throwing a ball against my...face. You stay right there, you little nasty! [goes downstairs to give ball back to Sierra]
  • You know, I'm sorry I've been acting weird lately. I just want you to know I'm a kind, loving, completely normal...[has a vision]...oh snap, you little nasty!
  • Yeah, and my foot is like a pendulum. It will keep SWINGING!
  • You're Stone Cold Busted!
  • True, true. I didn't like you when you walked in the door. "WACKA WACKA WACKA!"
  • Scratching on the turntables! I mean, Whiskers was like "mickehmickehmeowmickehmickehmeow!"

[edit] Chelsea Daniels

  • Yeah, and if we get there next century, we'll be too old to dance.
  • So when does your plan turn good, Rae?
  • Eddie, that onion must've been bigger than your head.
  • Ooh excitement! Eddie's opening his locker! Maybe later he'll tie his shoes!
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