The 10th Kingdom

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Wolf: No,no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.

Burly: This could be a long torture session.

Virgina: I'll tell you anything you wanna know.

Burly: Torture first, then you talk. It's better that was. Rush a torture, ruin a torture.

Blue Bell: I think we might be in her pocket.

Burly: What?

Blue Bell: I think she might have shrunk us, and put us in a matchbox in her pocket.

Burly: That's ridiculous. You're falling to pieces. Get a grip on yourself. How can we be in a matchbox, you idiot? Where are all the matches?

Virgina: Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?

Gustav the Magic Mirror: mirror one shattered be, by an oaf called Antony. Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head.

Antony: A bed... with barnacles.

Virgina: The sea bed!

Dwarf Librarian: Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one.

Gustav the Magic Mirror: What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the queen.

Antony: The Queen! That's all we need.

Prince Wendell: Antony, uh any chance of a little biscuit?

Antony: No, no, no, umm... Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen.

Gustav the Magic Mirror : Near she is, but not alone. in a place that's not her home. In a castle, out of sight,where once the Queen was called Snow White.

Antony: That's Prince Wendell's castle.

Gypsy Queen: Stretch it, Twist it, make it grow. Like a river,make it flow. Make it pull and pinch and tweak. Make it grow 'til she grows weak. make her moan and scream and cry. Make her wish that she would die.