The A-Team (film)

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The A-Team is a 2010 American action film based on the television series of the same name. In the film, a highly-successful Special Forces team is framed for a crime they did not commit. The team subsequently escapes military prison and gets revenge on the people that framed them.

Directed by Joe Carnahan. Written by Joe Carnahan, Brian Bloom, and Skip Woods.
There is no Plan B.

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[edit] John "Hannibal" Smith

  • [repeated line] I love it when a plan comes together.
  • [to attendant after barely escaping cremation] So, Satan walks into this bar... [The attendent faints]
  • Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.

[edit] "Face" Peck

  • This is a heck of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!
  • [to General Tuco] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...! [Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s van]
  • [as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...! [Tuco is shot down]]
  • [shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!! (Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!
  • Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! [opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun] YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!? WHAT YOU GOT!?

[edit] Bosco "B.A." Baracus

  • [from trailer] I'm B.A., and you're gonna be unconscious.

[edit] H.M. Murdock

  • [singing as he spins on a helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round!
  • Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
  • [in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.
  • [after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!
  • [in the tank] The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!

[edit] Charissa Sosa

  • [about Face's team] I would never tell him this, but they are the best at what they do, and they specialize in the ridiculous.

[edit] Dialogue

Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence?
Face: Who, me? Naaaah!
Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.
Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.
Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
B.A.: And he stitched a lighting bolt in mine, man.
[Murdock accidentally pilots a medical chopper into an air-conditioning unit, tipping it off the roof and onto B.A.'s van, destroying it]
B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.
Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.
[After breaking Murdock out, the team speeds away from Sosa, who starts firing]
Face: She's actually shooting at us!
Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
B.A.: Murdock, get in here!
Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
[Hannibal, Face, B.A., and Murdock are firing rounds from a tank while falling from a plane and evading UAVs]
Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Charissa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.
Murdock: He's flying the tank!
B.A.: You can't fly a tank fool!
B.A.: [wakes up] Why are we in a falling tank?!
Murdock: Because the plane exploded!
B.A.: What plane... What?! When?
Murdock: Recently. The Reaper shot it down!
B.A.: What Reaper?
Murdock: [grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
[Murdock incapacitates B.A. to sneak him into a plane]
Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?
Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him.
Murdock: My bad.
Hannibal: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
Murdock: Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Hannibal: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
B.A.: Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Hannibal: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Face: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.

[edit] Cast

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