The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
- Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
- And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I never hesitate strongly to recommend.
- Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands.
- I find on occasion that a pinch of snuff can be most efficacious!
- The King of the Moon: Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is.
- Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?
- Baron Munchausen: The Sultan is going to cut off my head.
- Rupert: And?
- Baron Muchausen: And?
- Sultan: What about the virgins?
- Horatio: Sultan forget about the virgins! We're out of virgins?
- Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
- Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
- Sultan: Not yet? Is that so famous?
- Baron Munchausen: I'm Baron Munchausen!
- Berthold: That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
- Baron Munchausen: Come on, Berthold.
- Berthold: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!!
- Baron Munchausen: You're coming with us.
- Berthold: No chance!
- Baron Munchausen: Why not?
- Berthold: I can't remember.
- Baron Munchausen: You're not frightened, are you?
- Berthold: That's it!
- Remarkable. Unbelievable. Impossible. And true.
- Adventure, Comedy, Romance. He was full of it.
- A true story. We've got the film to prove it.
- Bull. He was full of it.
- From the director of "Time Bandits" and "Brazil" a new movie full of NOISE...FLYING OBJECTS...SEAFOOD...CELEBRITIES...COMPASSION...TRAVEL...HONOR...GRAVITY...BULL...he was full of it. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
- John Neville — Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen
- Eric Idle — Desmond/Berthold
- Sarah Polley — Sally Salt
- Oliver Reed — Vulcan
- Charles McKeown — Rupert/Adolphus
- Winston Dennis — Bill/Albrecht
- Jack Purvis — Jeremy/Gustavus
- Valentina Cortese — Queen Ariadne/Violet
- Jonathan Pryce — The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson
- Bill Paterson — Henry Salt
- Peter Jeffrey — Sultan
- Uma Thurman — Venus/Rose
- Robin Williams (credited as Ray D. Tutto) — The King of the Moon