The Andy Griffith Show
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The Andy Griffith Show (1960–1968) follows Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry, North Carolina through both his public and private life. Sheriff Taylor nabs criminals and deals with the shenanigans of his fellow citizens, while providing life lessons to his son Opie.
- "Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat.
- "You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney
- "But aren't the trees nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In 'Opie:The Birdman'.
- "You look good enough to take to Chinatown!" (referring to Aunt Bee)
- Here at THE ROCK, we have two basic rules. The first rule is: OBEY ALL RULES. Secondly: Do not write on the walls, as takes a lot of work...to erase writing...OFF of walls. Now as we tell all men when these doors shut behind them, you are starting a new life. If you are wise, you'll begin rehabilitation.
- Jay walking is rampant!
- Of course you smell gas. What do you think this car runs on, coal?
- Deputy Barney Fife: Nip it! Nip it in the bud!
- "You got to spend a quid and some bobs to get anything good these days." Barney talking with Andy and Malcom Merriwether in 'The Return of Malcom Merriwether'.
- "Well, where there's smoke there's firewater." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'
- "Citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!" -- Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizen's Arrest."
- "You're a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizen's Arrest"
- "Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")
- "Go-o-lly!" -- Gomer Pyle
- "Judy Judy Judy" -- Goober does his "Cary Grant" impression.
- Otis: [speaking of how his mouth feels] Shooby, shooby, shooby.
- "Where's my plaque? Give me my plaque." -- Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayor's office to receive an award.
- "Well, now, maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell much without my glasses!"
- Ernest T. Bass: It's me, it's me. It's Ernest T.!!
- Brisco Darling (referring to Ernest T. Bass) -- "We thought about killin' him... didn't want to go that far."
- Emma Brand: To think I voted for you last election; never even considered nobody else! BAD, BAD SHERIFF! (upon her frustration of Andy refusing to help her get her pills)
- NAUGHTY DEPUTY! (after Andy drops Barney's charges of arresting her for jaywalking)
- Barney: Wanted posters came in, Andy.
- Andy: Oh, good. File 'em, will you, Barn?
- Barney: (reading posters) Let's see what we got here. "Henry 'Shopping Bag' Leonetti. Grand Larceny; $4,000 reward." "Max 'The Tongue' Rasmussen. Grand Theft Auto; reward $1,500." "Benjamin Schuster, alias Benjy Schus, alias Benny Schut. Forgery; reward $3,000." You know what this means, Andy?
- Andy: What?
- Barney: 8,500 American silver cartwheels right in our hands; only one small hitch.
- Andy: We don't know where they are.
- Barney: Right!
(from episode "Opie and the Spoiled Kid")
- Andy: Well, no wonder it's quiet in town; the whole population's in here!
- Barney: Yeah, like I promised you, Sheriff. Law and order kept in Mayberry this here day!
- Andy: It must've been kept more this here day than all the other days put together!
- Andy: Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book. But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but 180 million jailbirds.
- Clarabelle Morrison: Oh, look; there's the Sheriff. Good.
- Jennifer Morrison: Let's go in!
- Clarabelle: Jennifer! You will be the death of me yet! How many times must I tell you? A lady never goes into a barber shop!
- Jennifer: I'm sorry, Clarabelle; I keep forgetting. It's just that the odor of witch hazel attrones me.
- Clarabelle: Jennifer, you have got to control yourself!
- Jennifer: But we've got to tell the Sheriff what we know.
- Clarabelle: Well, we will. We'll wait outside for him.
(from episode "Alcohol and Old Lace")
- Barney: "Lets you and me dance."
- Maude (escaped convict): "What made you change your mind?"
- Barney: "You're beginning to get to me."
- Maude: "You're a treasure!" (laughs)
- Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor
- Ronny Howard as Opie Taylor
- Don Knotts as Barney Fife
- Elinor Donahue as Ellie Walker
- Frances Bavier as Aunt Bee
- Hal Smith as Otis Campbell