The Aristocats

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The Aristocats is a 1970 animated feature produced and released by Walt Disney Productions. The story revolves around a family of aristocratic cats, and how an alley cat acquaintance helps them after a butler has kidnapped them to gain his mistress' fortune which was meant to go to them. It is possible that the film will have a television series in mid-2012 (or 2013)

Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman. Written by Ken Anderson.

Thomas O'Malley[edit]

  • [to Duchess] Boy, your eyes really are like sapphires!
  • Hey! Mee-yow! What a classy neighborhood! Dig these fancy wig-wams!
  • Hey there, Scat Cat, blow some o' that sweet stuff my way!


  • Females never fight fair!
  • But he called us tramps!


  • Well, where's my beddy-bye basket?!
  • Aw, cricket bugs don't wear shoes!


  • Marie: Ladies do NOT start fights, but they can finish them!
  • Berlioz: But he had a mouth like a "hippolotamus"!
  • Duchess: "Swinger"? What is a "swinger"?


[As the kittens try to get through their pet door]
Berlioz: Wait for me! Wait for me!
Marie: Me first! Me first!
Toulouse: Why should you be first?
Marie: 'Cause I'm a lady. That's why.
Toulouse: [scoffs] You're not a lady.
Berlioz: You're nothin' but a sister!
Marie: I'll show you if I'm a lady or not.

Edgar: [sings as he puts sleeping pills in the cat's cream]
Rock-a-bye kitties. Bye-bye you go. [looks at the instructions on the bottle, then casually throws in more pills]
La la la la, and I'm in the dough!
Oh, Edgar, you sly old fox!
[hums as he finishes the cream]

[Duchess and her kittens are trapped]
Toulouse: I told you it was Edgar.
Berlioz: Aw, shut up, Toulouse!

Lafayette: I still say it was a li'l old cricket bug.
Napoleon: Wait a minute! I'm the leader! I'll decide what is was! [pause] It was a li'l old cricket bug.

Napoleon: Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.
Lafayette: Now, how come you always get the tender part? [He stumbles on his own ear]
Napoleon: Because I outrank you, that's why. Now stop beating your gums and sound the attack!
[Lafayette barks several times]
Napoleon: No, that's mess call!
Lafeyette: Ha ha, makin' a mess of it huh?
Napoleon: YOU can be REPLACED, you know.

O'Malley: One magic carpet coming up.
Duchess: That's a magic carpet?
[O'Malley jumps on the hood of the milk truck and screeches]
O'Malley: [Screeches as the milkman stops his truck]
Milkman: SAPRISTI! Stupid cat! Brainless lunatic! [starts his truck]

Duchess: Why, Mr. O'malley, you are amazing.
O'Malley: True. true.
Milkman: [After noticing the cats in his rearview mirror, much to his shock] SAPRISTI! [cats screech after the milkman stops too fast] SACREBLEU! [as the cats run out of the milkman's truck] THIEVES! ROBBERS! MANGY TRAMPS! TAKE THAT! AND THAT!

Lafeyette: D-D-D-D-Did y' see him?
Napoleon: No, no, he sneaked up behind me and tailgated me.
Lafeyette: Well he didn't hurt me; he hit me on the head!

O'Malley: Ya know something? I like Uncle Waldo.
Duchess: Especially when he's marinated.

Napoleon: It's a one-wheeled....
Lafeyette: A one-wheeled what?
Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, but it's a one-wheeled haystack! And there it goes!

[last lines]
Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon. This looks like the end.
Napoleon: Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I'll say when it's the end.
[the words "The End" hit him on the head]
Napoleon: It's the end.

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