The Aristocats
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The Aristocats is a 1970 animated feature produced and released by Walt Disney Productions. The story revolves around a family of aristocratic cats, and how an alley cat acquaintance helps them after a butler has kidnapped them to gain his mistress' fortune which was meant to go to them.
- Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman. Written by Ken Anderson.
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[edit] Thomas O'Malley
- [to Duchess] Boy, your eyes really are like sapphires!
- Hey! Mee-yow! What a classy neighborhood! Dig these fancy wig-wams!
- Hey there, Scat Cat, blow some o' that sweet stuff my way!
[edit] Toulouse
- Females never fight fair!
- Rawwwwwwrrr! Fft-fft-fft!
- chuga chuga chuga chuga. WOO! WOO! chuga chuga chuga WOO woo clickety clickety clickety woo woo!
- But he called us tramps!
[edit] Lafayette
- Well, where's my beddy-bye basket?!
- Aw, cricket bugs don't wear shoes!
[edit] Other
- Marie: Ladies do NOT start fights, but they can finish them!
- Berlioz: But he had a mouth like a "hippolotamus"!
- Duchess: "Schwinger"? What is a "schwinger"?
[edit] Dialogue
- Toulouse: Why should you be first?
- Marie: Because I'm a lady, that's why.
- Toulouse: Ha, you're not a lady.
- Berlioz: You're nothin' but a sister!
- Edgar: [sings as he puts sleeping pills in the cat's cream] Rock-a-bye kitties, bye-bye you go. La la la la, and I'm in the dough! Oh Edgar, you sly old fox!
- Toulouse: I told ya it was Edgar!
- Berlioz: Ah, shut up, Toulouse!
- Lafayette: I still say it was a li'l old cricket bug.
- Napoleon: I'm the leader! I'll decide what is was! [pause] It was a li'l old cricket bug.
- Napoleon: Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.
- Lafayette: Now, how come you always get the tender part? [He stumbles on his own ear]
- Napoleon: Because I outrank you, that's why. Now stop beating your gums and sound the attack!
- [Lafayette barks several times]
- Napoleon: No, that's mess call!
- Lafeyette: Ha ha, makin' a mess of it huh?
- Napoleon: YOU can be REPLACED, you know.
- Lafeyette: D-D-D-D-Did y' see him?
- Napoleon: No, no, he sneaked up behind me and tailgated me.
- Lafeyette: Well he didn't hurt me; he hit me on the head!
- O'Malley: Ya know something? I like Uncle Waldo!
- Duchess: Especially when he's marinated!
- Napoleon: It's a one-wheeled....
- Lafeyette: A one-wheeled what?
- Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, but it's a one-wheeled haystack- And there it goes!
- [last lines]
- Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon. This looks like the end.
- Napoleon: Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I'll say when it's the end.
- [the words "The End" hit him on the head]
- Napoleon: It's the end.
- O'Malley: One magic carpet coming up.
- Duchess: That's a magic carpet?
- [O'Malley jumps on the hood of the milk truck and screeches]
- Milkman: SACREBLEU!
- O'Malley: [Screeches as the milkman stops his truck]
- Milkman: SAPRISTI! Stupid cat! Brainless lunatic! [starts his truck]
- Duchess: Why, Mr. O'malley, you are amazing.
- O'Malley: True. true.
- Milkman: [After noticing the cats in his rearview mirror] SAPRISTI! [cats screech after the milkman stops too fast] SACREBLEU! [as the cats run out of the milkman's truck] THEIVES! ROBBERS! MANGY TRAMPS! TAKE THAT! [throws a wrench] AND THAT! [throws a barrel as the cats run across the train tracks and into a tool shed]
- Duchess: OH! oh, what a horrible, horrible human!
