The Bucket List
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The Bucket List is a 2007 comedy-drama film starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman which follows two terminally ill men on a road trip with a wish list of things to do before they "kick the bucket."
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Edward Cole- I have found out that 95% people on this earth are wrong.
Edward Cole- Somewhere, some lucky guy is having a heart attack.
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[edit] Edward Cole
- We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.
- Halleluja Brother, now pass the mustard.
- As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart
[edit] Carter Chambers
- [Narrating the end of the film]: Edward Perryman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday in the afternoon and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. He was 81 years old. Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this: I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open, and I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on the mountain, and that was against the law.
- You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.
- You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, the guards asked two questions. Their answers determined whether they were able to enter or not. ‘Have you found joy in your life?’ 'Has your life brought joy to others?'
- Carter laughs
Carter: How do you plan on kissing the most beautiful woman?
Edward: Volume.
[edit] Dialogue
- [Cole has learned that his favorite drink gets its unique taste from going through a cat's digestive system.]
- Edward Cole: You're shitting me.
- Carter Chambers: Cats beat me to it!
