The Dukes of Hazzard (film)
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The Dukes of Hazzard is a 2005 film about the Duke family of fictional Hazzard County, Georgia. Based on the hit television series that ran from 1979-1985, the story centers on the Dukes' efforts to save the family farm from the nefarious money-making schemes of Boss Hogg and his cronies.
- Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar
- Written by Jonathan Davis and John O'Brien
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The Balladeer [edit]
(actor Junior Brown)
- "Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many."
- "When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B."
Jesse Duke [edit]
(actor Willie Nelson)
- "The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"
- Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going." The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else."
- "An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."
"Do you know why devorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it!"
Roscoe P. Coltrane [edit]
(actor M.C. Gainey)
- (To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!"
Daisy Duke [edit]
(actress Jessica Simpson)
- "I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."
- "Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."
Mr. Prickett [edit]
- (To Daisy about his car) "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."
Dialoge [edit]
- Jesse Duke: Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?
- Luke Duke: No.
- Jesse Duke: He gets taller.
- Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
- Luke Duke: No.
- Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.
- Jesse Duke: Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
- Luke Duke: No.
- Jesse Duke: You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.
- Jesse Duke: You know why divorces are so expensive?
- Luke Duke: No.
- Jesse Duke: Because they're worth it.
